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Woman in Alford, East Midlands, UK   TickOn mobile site

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago


Interested in guys who have:

A brain

A sense of humour

Some sexual/ swinging experience

Must be over 45

Must be able to hold a conversation

No, I don't wanna see your wanger

No, I wont meet you at 3am

No, I don't offer wank fodder

And no, I dont want to listen to you whining about your wife.

I'm sarcastic, blunt and obtuse. I've suffered far too many fools, to even consider entertaining any more.

Come and 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough.

beesandbirds

64 years old, Bisexual

5'10"  178cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 45 to 65
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Verified Genuine Profile

*J5551959 (65), Man on 7 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Not only does this woman blow my mind and fuck my brains out she makes the bed,washes her toys and tidies the bathroom. Keeper!!!!

*J5551959 (65), Man on 19 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
OMG! She did it again! Wrecked, absolutely wrecked Jimmy and the twins but in a really good way.

*J5551959 (65), Man on 15 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Left my cock ruined, balls empty and me exhausted

*naswingdress (39), Woman on 25 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Some people suck like a Dyson, but that's a bit last year. This lady is more like a Shark - you've got to keep your wits about you, you'll need them. And your sides will hurt from laughing all the while.

*olly_chromatic (60), TV/TS on 11 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Beesandbirds. The lady is a paradox wrapped up in a conundrum. My herd of elephants are not welcome in her house, she's sending them home. I show her my big clock, she has one of her own. A glimpse of my old pot dogs and her eyes light up! The world in her hand? Not interested. Lady Godiva and a packet of custard creams - always welcome ;) Until next time then, complicated goddess of busy bees and avian song makers, I shall leave my sundial next to your river, and return when once more laden. Polly xxx

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