Thicker than a snicker...

Woman in Near Bath, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Not meeting.

Please stop wasting my time with pointless small talk. And save your energy to abuse someone who might actually give a fuck what you think.

I know it must bruise your fragile egos when even the fat birds won't fuck you, but seriously....So sick of dickheads hurling abuse and threats at me because I don't want to fuck them simply because they asked.

I'm Lu... I've been swinging for over 15 years, I'm not new to fab, or the lifestyle and I know exactly what I do and don't want.

I'm not into one off random hookups. Regular fun, with good friends is more my vibe.

First meets are a no expectations social for me. I'm not into sex by instruction or fucking randoms. If you're not happy to have a coffee (other beverages available) and a chat before any playtime, don't bother messaging.

I'm bisexual. I adore curvy women that are a bit quirky, and rugged men. But I'm not interested in playing with MF couples right now (I'll let you know if that changes)

I won't meet anyone who asks, so don't ask in your first message.

Please don't open with "how are you?", I'm asked 485 times a day, gets boring saying "fine ta".

And attach a face pic!!!!

Unsolicited dick pics will get you blocked. I do not want to see your penis.

Please, stop assuming that as a fat woman I have no confidence or am desperate.

I am aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea, just as you're not all mine. I'm not desperate. I know plenty of people find me attractive. You don't need to try and convince me I'm not fat. I am fat, and quite comfortable and confident with that. If you're not, I am not for you.

No. I don't have Snapchat.

35 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Large
Smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 27 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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