Funny the things you see on here

Man in Aberdeen, Scotland, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 5 days ago

Nectar points available, redeem code "you did what?" When adding me to basket.

Disclaimer...this may induce a chuckle and I cannot be held responsible if it makes your clothes fall off.

I dip my toes into this lifestyle every now and then, sometimes just for curiosity and the banter, enjoy the chats and laughs are foremost and if it ends in a meet with mutual fun and pleasure all the better.

Never take this site seriously, thick skin required and everyone has access to the deleted / block button,hey, steady on no need to delete just yet.

Sense of humour a must as laughing while naked makes the motion of the chuckle ocean all the more pleasurable.

Not in any rush it has to be right ! Non pushy and no harassing your inbox for meets, unlike most I can take a hint.

No stroppy mc strop strop.

Ideally a lady or couple to build on, FWB and not a long list of meets or verifications / references required, pretty sure some see these as badges of honour, you want to know what went on, peek through the curtains.

I'm no 6ft Greek God, more your weathered granite chunky block.

Hygiene paramount, like to smell smashing and pretty much edible, thats not to say I smell like a Sainsbury's trifle, now that another story.

Discreet, understanding and always courteous with a hint of naughtiness and mischief, with occasional piss taking, nowt savage just teasing.

Congrats on getting this far, now no pressing that block button,

Oh you did. Bugger!

You didn't redeem the code,

it's only a two goes for the price of one anyways.

Daddo Bod

50 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 45 to 70
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Soft Swing, Toys

Friends

J (54) & Jtoo (49), Couple