Ashencouger

Woman in Never Land, East Midlands, UK

... "If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. {;". 17 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Firstly if you don't attach a pic or have one on your profile I will just delete messages. Secondly I always meet for a drink first. I'm not into jumping straight into bed with a guy I don't know. There has to be a spark/chemistry on both sides, otherwise what's the point in sleeping with someone your not attracted to! I'm extremely picky and will not just sleep with anyone. Quality over quantity ;)

If I don't reply then i'm not interested so don't keep messaging please as it gets tedious.

And thirdly if your attached in any way, bi/bi curious or a couple, I am not interested.

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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib-dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got bloody Allsorts!!!

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5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

1)FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up.

2)NOTHING: means something & you need to be worried.

3)GO AHEAD: this is a dare, not permission, do not do it.

4)WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying screw you.

5)THAT'S OK: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

BONUS WORD:WOW!

This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid.