Not really looking

Woman in Cork, Cork, Ireland

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

I am sex positive and kink positive (bottom leaning switch, if you know what that is, bonus points :), GGG, but not a swinger and I'm not looking for hookups (nothing wrong with that, just not for me, I prefer someone I can see regularly and is fun outside the bedroom as well, ie a partner/someone I have a relationship with). I require at the minimum good conversation and a sense of humor from a potential partner. I care more about brain size than dick size and enjoy an experienced top (if the idea of power exchange, sensation play, teasing, just sounds to you like a lot of work, we wouldn't be a good match :)

What does this all mean, you may ask? I am poly, I ONLY date other poly or ENM people. I am open to meeting new people, but I really don't expect it will happen on this site :) I am not interested in NSA, FWB, fuck buddies, ONS, hookups, swinging, or any kind of sexual activity with strangers. About now you may be wondering why I'm on this site. There are a couple of kink events I follow that are on fab, I'm not looking for anything otherwise as far as swinging goes.

If you have read this far and are thinking "well, I really like her profile, we have so much in common I feel compelled to message this complete stranger and tell her of all the many ways we may be compatible, and also what a cool guy I am", then keep reading.

I don't answer messages without face pics ( I want to know who I'm talking to, so no pic, no answer), nor messages from those who can't manage a full sentence. If you are going to message a complete stranger, try string together something resembling a coherent introduction, and address me like a fellow human. If you sound like a sex crazed illiterate 13-year old, I will block you.

I will sum that up for those who seem especially challenged by multi syllable words: send a pic of your face, write an intro telling me about you and why you're messaging me, and don't ask for sex stuff. I may be a slut for someone, but I'm certainly not your slut, so don't write anything you wouldn't want to say to me in person.

"But why should I have to jump through hoops to message you, it sounds like work" you may then ask. Well, very simply, you don't have to, just don't message me. I'm minding my own business checking on some events and a few friends, not sending unsolicited messages randomly to strangers.

If you are still reading at this point and not madly muttering to yourself "All the women on here are either fake or total bitches", then you may be a masochist (I do like those :), or a genuinely decent guy who thinks a courteous and coherent message is a pretty low bar in the grand scheme of human interaction.

I have a soft spot for tall bearded men, especially gingers :) in the unlikely event you have made it this far. And there will be a quizz.

Mostly, I have this account because of a couple of events I follow, but not actively looking for anything.

Alice

45 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 99 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Safe Sex

Verified Genuine Profile

*ave sean 83 (39), Man on 27 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met with Alice for a walk. Intelligent and well experienced in this world,she's someone who you can talk openly/honestly with and get the same back. Lovely woman,happy fabbing ;)

*leasure Mechanics (46), Man on 23 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Now here's a lady with cerebral sex appeal. Prepare to have your mental senses tantalised and delighted. A beautiful person that is an absolute pleasure to spend time with ( along with a deliciously wicked side to boot ;)

*ich1984 (40), Man on 10 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
I met her a few times, she is a real lovely woman, she has great energy, she knows how to play her games very well.

*ork KINK Club (35), Couple on 6 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
An honour to welcome Alice to our meetup. As an experienced kinkster, her skilful technique was in great demand, as were her homemade toys and tools. Hope to see you again soon.

*ries_94 (29), Man on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Our first meeting was extremely pleasant. We got to know more about each other on a nice walk. Things were going so well we stopped for a pint along the way. Hoping to have more encounters in future.

Friends

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