Joined: over a year ago |
Alexa
51 years old, Straight
5'2"
157cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Men
Aged from 42 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers
Cannot
accommodate
Can
travel
Voyeurism, Toys, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Blindfolds, Anal
*orwegian Blue (52), Man
on 31 August 2024
by Meeting in person:
Don't ever meet this lady. She will leave you waiting for hours and then blame the train services.. ridiculous, the trains are never late or delayed..
I have known this amazing lady for many, many years; that's a polite way of saying longer than I recall.. however I'm old and dementia probably is kicking in, so anything older than yesterday I struggle with.
What have I learnt about this lady (and please do refer to her as a lady or when speaking directly to her, address her as m'lady).. I have learnt that you mess her around at your peril.. don't turn her down for dinner and never, never feed her after midnight..
Maybe the last one applies to Mogwai only?..
All I can say is that I had a wonderful day with "hey google", she is definitely the most amazing on fab...Xxx
*orwegian Blue (52), Man
on 7 June 2019
by Meeting in person:
I had threatened i would, i told her it would happen.. she didn't believe it was true.. but it was!
We finally met..
.
An impromptu lunchtime chat over a coffee and a lemony type drink, well Alexa, she doesn't do tea or coffee....i am still shocked by that revelation, just when younthink you know somebody and bam.. i don't drink coffee!
Well, there is nowt as queer as folk as they say..
The time flew past in the company of an attractive and amusing lady and all to soon we had to part company..
But not is all lost, we will do it again, that i promise.
Next time, not in costabucks over a bucket of coffee and something lemony and very much like making love in a canoe; yep, it was fucking close to water..
No...Next time it will be something far more enjoyable, something long and stiff..
.
A gin and tonic,
now that will be much more civilised..