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Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago


Had a break.....got married ....he died .....back 6 yrs later a shitty but accurate update.

I am here for some fun as life is racing away and there are many things I want to try before its too late.

Ok not looking for a relationship not looking for anything permanent just someone I can meet now and again for some sexy fun. I would love to meet a guy who can give lots of oral and really want to try anal again as my late husband wouldn’t do it and its one of the things I am looking to repeat.

If you are interested and thinking about mailing please make sure you do the following:-

1/A face picture as I must find you attractive (That means send it with initial message)

2/Not have a huge cock as I am not very big and I want pleasure not pain. (That means I DONT want a huge cock)

3/Be polite no graphic porn messages (just don't past it)

4/Tell me about you and what you like.

5/Tell me if you are single married or in between. If you are billy no mates or cheating hubbie I need to know what I might get into)

6/Tick or tock which is more important!

7/When was the last time you had nob cheese?

8/Skid marks! How impressive are yours?

9/"I'm working in your area".....be honest ffs just say you are cheating on het indoors can't really accommodate and shit scared of getting caught.

10/"Cant put up face pics because of my job" Year right! Munter/Married/time waster more like. Get with the program only an idiot meets a faceless fucker.

I just like to know where I stand and honesty is a must for me as I won’t meet or play with someone who I don’t feel is honest with me. (so tell the fucking truth guys)

Hope that tells you a bit about me so make sure you return the favor if you decide to say hello.

Thanks Agie x

PS

Please please please no more intellectually stunted nob ends! I am getting bored to death with wishy washy no mark boring guys mailing with lame text type messages or worse asking how I am! At my time of life you don’t want people asking your health. Also you generic impersonal message pasters! YES YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE pack it in its not trawler fishing with you messaging as many wet hole profiles in the vein hope one will reply!

For those who are struggling with the above here is what some of the bigger words mean.

Initial = first

Struggling = finding it hard to understand.

Cock = That thing you are constantly playing with.

Relationship = You have someone who cooks your tea.

Pasting = That message you copy into every inbox.

Permanent = all the time.

Attractive = Not look like a ^&*((($

Honest = not be a lying fuck.

Truth = If you don’t know I give up you best fuck off and message someone else.

Boring = Eamonn Holmes

Generic = the message you keep tp send to all not one profile.

Read = To look at a profile and mouth all the words from beginning to end.

Ok

Ps I am not replying to boring guys I need what tits I have and don't need them boring off!

Agnes

65 years old, Straight

5'2"  157cm
Slim
Smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 60 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, DP, Dogging, Blindfolds, Anal

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