Adventurous Couple

Couple in Doncaster, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 42 minutes ago

***Before you look at the pictures and hit the message button you need to read the whole profile.

She never comes on here, you are writing to a 5ft10" 17 stone rugby player, don't address me as "hun, babe, chic, darling or sweetheart". Also, we are fine, not up to much, and our plans for the weekend are confidential, so please stop sending messages asking "how are you", "what you up to" "what you doing this weekend".***

No we don't use kik, lick, flick, click, Skype, hype, slip dap dooby dyke or any other none standard communication device.

Looking for bi singles and couples.

You must be:-

Intelligent - That means you can spell real words and you don’t write in text type. If you send us a message saying “hi how R U, I wld lv 2 mt 4 a fck” we will reply with “fck of U tit”

Attractive - This is tricky for some of you but there is a simple test, look in the mirror and ask yourself, would I fuck me? if there is any doubt in your mind or hesitation then clearly only your mum thinks you’re attractive.

Well hung if you’re a single guy - Very difficult for some of you, many years ago there was this guy who invented a long stick with marks on it and called it a ruler, it has different marks on it at each side, one is in inches and the other is in millimetres. All you need to do is get your cock hard and put the stick thing at the side and see what number the end of your cock comes to.

Under 45 - Now lets all sing along, “happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear (your name), happy birthday to you. Now if that song has been sung to you many times then chances are you are over 45. So please don’t write to us.

Have photo's showing your face to send when you email us - That's the bit above your shoulders where you put your food.

Accept that if you only send a picture of your cock you will get a very rude reply!!!

We appreciate that having a face full of pubes is fashionable but it's a very strict no for us. It matters not if your mum thinks you look handsome with your bushy face it's like kissing a hairy bum. You will need to be clean shaved with a nice aftershave on if you want to role around with the Mrs.

Please start your message with "I confirm that I am bi" to verify that you have read all of the profile.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Busty

55 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Dirty

55 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 50 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Same Room Swapping, Rimming, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Anal, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*uud (23), Man on 8 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Got the chance to meet the lovely lady side of this couple alone and she did not disappoint. She’s got an amazing attitude and incredible figure with some oral skills to die for. Looking forward to the next one xx

*uud (23), Man on 2 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
These two are some of the best people you probably could meet on this site. Lovely conversation to calm the nerves before demonstrating some seriously impressive oral skills. Slowly proceeded into having some incredible sex and overall one I don’t think I’ll ever forget as long as I live. Gorgeous home with an awesome, genuine couple who are top notch in every regard. If you get the chance, take it as soon as possible. Looking forward to what the future brings with these two

*arry Spunkjet (55), Man on 13 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a great couple, easily arranged, no messing about, was invited round to where they were staying, was promptly lead upstairs to be greeted by Busty bent over on the bed, arse in the air,waiting to receive my cock, foreplay ensued before slipping into a lovely warm wet pussy, finally got my hands on those boobs, they are massive, hopefully if we meet again I can spend a bit more time pampering them. If you get the offer from them....take it. Til next time.

*enuine_guy6969 (42), Man on 23 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Fantastic couple, great communication, lovely surroundings. Can’t praise enough if you can meet them you won’t be disappointed…. The lady is incredibly sexy and the fishnets bodysuit looked stunning… I hope I get to meet these two again and again..:-) Exactly what fab meets should be perfect!! Xx