Testing testing

Man in Stockport, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 11 months ago

Back and to like a dirty penny.

A site that’s shit and addictive! A paradox huh.

How do I stand out in a million fawning men and thirty faceless women!!

Too normal for here - too filthy for out there!

Fun, flirty, interesting, intriguing, chatty, opinionated, tall, athletic, mischievous, seeks stringless fun with someone equally corrupt.

On here to rummage through a proverbial skip - I don’t mean that in a derogatory way - I’m hoping to find a valuable dirty lamp amongst the broken discarded rubble ;)

So many men.

So few women.

Let the lottery commence!

Looking at my competition they must be able to access fab in prisons.

And what’s with all the cock-shots - put me off my dinner!

Oh everyone - do cheer up - it’s supposed to be fun on here - it’s ever so serious!

Fab Swingers is now a publicly traded entity. Unless you state otherwise, blah blah blah, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks / anyone who posts this shite on their profile is a twat! :)

Right - let’s start mailing faceless women!

47 years old, Straight

6'4" 193cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports

Friends

Em (37), Woman