Real meets please. (Camming is cruelty to my cock.)

Man in York, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 days ago

I make an effort with my messages. Please be chatty in return.

Some be like “Not saying another word till my brief gets here.”

Myself, I’m bad at keeping the dialogue going. I’m not being impolite; it’s just that when it comes to timely, consistent messaging I went to the Mr Bean school of social media.

I don’t send cock pics. It’s above average but not humungous. A stretcher not a splitter.

Profile photo is of me in me scruff.

But I scrub up enough to be welcomed into posh restaurants.

In fact, I’ve got a thing about doing it in restaurant restrooms.

A sex sorbet, in between courses, if the service is dilatory.

Other than that, pretty straight. Enjoy kissing, fingering, fucking cunnilingus, 69. Public naughtiness. Nobbery without snobbery

My cottage is in its own private woods, Sylvan shagging is on.

Makes for more interesting photographs i.e. I’m not clever enough to figure out the subtleties of interior lighting.

I’m eclectic in my taste: shape, size, age (no upper limit) and colour (blacker the berry) are no disqualification.

If you are a smoker, that is a no-no, though.

I do not go with smokers and if I smell Benson&Hedges under your Listerene, I will be right displeased. I don’t like either.

If it’s to be more than a one-off, a matching sense of humour is essential. If I don’t make you laugh you’ve had an SOH bypass

I’ve got a fast car and a big motorbike, so 100 miles is nowt..

If you have a strong aversion to the C words, best to forget it.

I’m not Boris; I don’t spout latin when I’m spaffing my load.

Socials but etiquette demands strictly knickerless -just in case,

You do not have permission to use my photos for a dartboard.

Happy fabbing, lovely ladies.

Banga.

Banga

54 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes

Friends

Christine (60), Woman
Spunky (63), Woman
squirter (44), Woman