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Man in Douglas, Isle of Man, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 34 minutes ago

Hey there, ladies and couples! I’m M, proudly rocking the dad bod with a refined edge thanks to some solid gym sessions. My beard? Still glorious. My tattoos? Sci-fi stories etched into my skin, because life’s too short for blank canvases.

When I’m not busy being an expert in pizza-eating (let’s just say it’s not the only thing I’m great at in bed), you can count on me for wicked humor—think filthy song parodies and the kind of jokes that leave you shaking your head while secretly laughing.

I live for life’s pleasures: lazy mornings tangled in bedsheets, spontaneous adventures, and the thrill of meeting someone who enjoys it all. And while I’m fun and light-hearted, I’m known to leave a lasting impression where it matters most. (Let’s just say people ain't exactly shy about feedback, and I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. It's like trip advisor reviews for pervets)

So, if you’re up for genuine chemistry, late-night laughs, and a bit of indulgence, I’m your guy. Pizza’s optional, satisfaction isn’t.

41 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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