bearded, dad bodded pizza lover

Man in Douglas, Isle of Man, UK

Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 58 minutes ago

Hey there, ladies and couples! I'm M, the proud owner of a dad bod, a beard that's been described as 'majestic,' and a small collection of tattoos that tell I'm a bit of a sci-fi geek. When I'm not busy perfecting my pizza-eating-in-bed technique (it's my second favorite thing to eat in bed, in case you're wondering), you can usually find me cracking shit jokes or turning song lyrics it's to disgusting parodies.

I'm all about embracing life's little pleasures, whether that's enjoying a lazy Sunday in bed, exploring new places, or meeting new and interesting people. I believe in keeping things light-hearted and fun, and I'm always up for a good adventure.

If you're looking for someone who can appreciate a good slice of pizza and doesn't take himself too seriously, then I might just be your guy. Let's share a laugh or two and see where the night takes us!

41 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Dogging, Cybersex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*wissontheIOM (53), Woman on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say about the lovely dadbod? Began chatting and very quickly met for a social where he was charming and had the most beautiful eyes. So it would have been rude of me not to invite him back to continue the conversation and more… He is attentive, sexy and I can see that over time we could have a lot of increasingly filthy play. Thanks for leaving me with a pile of wet sheets ;) xx

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