Small, dark and handsome (if you're not fully sober, spin around a bit

Man in Wembley/dawlish, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

Hello!

*October update: Yes, face pics are on profile, but be kind to others - don't use them for Halloween masks

Back again. Mostly through boredom as opposed to being horny. OK, maybe it's a draw. London born and bred. Love accents, happy to chat until you're comfortable meeting and welcome socials

Is "tall, dark, and handsome" still a thing women look for? If so, with the right (wrong) lighting, a good level of intoxication, staging/perspective and spinning around a few times I can offer maybe 2 of the 3.

Have often been told I have a fat cock. Or maybe called a fat cock. Not always easy to tell

Fab has a horrible habit of making women I'm really attracted to live fucking miles away and/or lesbian. Also, due to deeply entrenched levels of cynicism there's a chance I think some of these women are bored married men named Frank from Halifax wearing their wife's underwear. Dammit Frank. (To all the Frank's out there, sorry if its Alan. Alan can be an absolute dick like that)

As a breathing human male I am pretty much horny all the time, unfortunately I am not always able to do something about this because of work, prior engagements, reading one of my many leather bound books, pretending to enjoy fine wines etc so as much as I might like/want to fuck you and as much I'd like to drop everything to meet/fuck/chat/send pics etc unfortunately I won't be able to alllll the time. Yes, this makes me sad too.

Update. Despite a lifelong habit/insistence of wearing condoms I have developed a 'dad bod', and tell dad jokes , but no dad duties (no kids)

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Panda

43 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Watersports, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Anal, Adult Parties

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*henaughties (41), Couple on 21 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Panda has been one of our closest friends in real life for many years (and introduced us to Fab). He's kind, fun, the right amount of sex mad, generous and intelligent. We've heard great things from 'mutual friends' about Panda in the bedroom...and heard it for ourselves through thin walls!

*hischarmingslut (38), Woman on 22 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Chococock is a very attentive and attractive guy. Will have you laughing with his quick wit and cumming over and over. Really loves anal play so if thats your thing, dont pass him up x