Normal guy seeking adventure

Man in Brighton, South East, UK

... "Don't sweat the small stuff….". Friday

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

43 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*nlyFrecks (36), Woman on 26 March 2025 by Webcam:
Have chatted to Austin for what feels like an age now, in the best possible way! - all the “genuine” guys on here need to learn a lesson or two from this absolute Gent! Handsome, intelligent, Kind, filthy, witty (not at much as me though) ;) Did I mention handsome? If you find yourself lucky enough to be in the presence of his Dimple I’m sure you’ll find yourself obsessed! Xx