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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today 
Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc
I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger 
Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today
Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc
I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger
Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?
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It’s an important job, you also get to do non destructive or destructive and authenticated or non authenticated (blind) , usually done after a good vulnerability assessment , so you first find all the holes and then proceed to exploit them..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today
Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc
I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger
Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?
It’s an important job, you also get to do non destructive or destructive and authenticated or non authenticated (blind) , usually done after a good vulnerability assessment , so you first find all the holes and then proceed to exploit them....."
Those holes ....once found...should be fully exploited |
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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago
Mancetter? |
Used to know a company called PCE (Pre Cast Erections) used to regularly advertise in local papers for, Experienced Erection Specialists, please apply in writing....it was back in the day before computers and emails .....I bet the post postman spent hours putting letters in that companies box lol .... no pun..... |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today
Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc
I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger
Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?
It’s an important job, you also get to do non destructive or destructive and authenticated or non authenticated (blind) , usually done after a good vulnerability assessment , so you first find all the holes and then proceed to exploit them.....
Those holes ....once found...should be fully exploited "
Agreed but not always possible. A destructive test can leave permanent damage, so sometimes you are ordered to non destruct, exploit all the holes, get fully in and have a really good mess around inside to prove to them you’re in , but don’t cause permanent damage or leave anything inside of yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.
He rented it out! 
He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!
Professionally, of course!"
What did he peck? |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.
He rented it out!
He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!
Professionally, of course!
What did he peck?"
Here's a video
https://youtu.be/mENOPKqh2uo
(It's ok it's fine to watch at work) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.
He rented it out!
He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!
Professionally, of course!
What did he peck?
Here's a video
https://youtu.be/mENOPKqh2uo
(It's ok it's fine to watch at work)"
That is a big pecker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Working in the computing sector I am no stranger to working with penetration testers (it's an area I am considering moving into myself), but once on a call with a security company they introduced one of their guys who was called "Randy" and several of us had to mute our microphones for a short while. |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.
He rented it out!
He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!
Professionally, of course!
What did he peck?
Here's a video
https://youtu.be/mENOPKqh2uo
(It's ok it's fine to watch at work)
That is a big pecker "
It's a very big pecker. That's why he was popular!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.
He rented it out!
He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!
Professionally, of course!
What did he peck?
Here's a video
https://youtu.be/mENOPKqh2uo
(It's ok it's fine to watch at work)
That is a big pecker
It's a very big pecker. That's why he was popular! "
I can imagine that lots of girls ....and boys were keen to see it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today
Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc
I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger
Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?
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yes knee trembler required urgently I've applied several times |
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"Hubby worked with a brilliant job role...not funny but the lady in question was senior buyer;submarines. She had a budget of billions a year"
She probably never met a buffer though...well below her pay grade. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw a job at a local fudge factory for a packer, imagine that on a future cv, "I use to be a fudge packer" . Xx "
I’m not a fudge packer, I’m a fudge packer’s mate.
I’m only packing fudge, cos’ the fudge packer’s late. |
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I went for a job as a fanny waxers assistant. I ask the guy how do I apply as this seems my kind of job. He said you have to go to Cornwall. I said is that where it's based? He said no, that's where the back of the queue is!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once saw a job advertised by a wholesale grocer for a Banana Ripening Manager."
They pump a gas in to ripen them. I guess someone has to be in charge of that.
Fabulous name by the way |
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