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Walking down a secluded lane this morning I had a few kinky thoughts running through my head leading to the inevitable hard on. I just happened to be walking past some stinging nettles when the impulse to try out a kinky fantasy of mine took control
Checking both directions it was all clear so I whipped out my cock, and being nice and hard it was dead easy to smack it against some nettles. The effect is slightly delayed but then the most beautiful excruciating feeling of my cock being stabbed by dozens of pins took over.
I resisted the urge to wank myself off and decided to see where it would go. As the pain increased the head of my cock just became so bloated and sensitive. This lasted a few minutes then it gradually subsided but even now 8 hours later my cock is still tingling in a very satisfying manner.
Next time I'd love to have someone with me to wank me off or even suck me off just to see whether that makes my cock more sensitive and whether my orgasm would be more intense. Has anyone taken this any further. Any females or couples want to join me next time ?? |
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I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley  |
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"Walking down a secluded lane this morning I had a few kinky thoughts running through my head leading to the inevitable hard on. I just happened to be walking past some stinging nettles when the impulse to try out a kinky fantasy of mine took control
Checking both directions it was all clear so I whipped out my cock, and being nice and hard it was dead easy to smack it against some nettles. The effect is slightly delayed but then the most beautiful excruciating feeling of my cock being stabbed by dozens of pins took over.
I resisted the urge to wank myself off and decided to see where it would go. As the pain increased the head of my cock just became so bloated and sensitive. This lasted a few minutes then it gradually subsided but even now 8 hours later my cock is still tingling in a very satisfying manner.
Next time I'd love to have someone with me to wank me off or even suck me off just to see whether that makes my cock more sensitive and whether my orgasm would be more intense. Has anyone taken this any further. Any females or couples want to join me next time ??"
Lightweight! Bee stings are more intense and effective. Local bee keeper will not be amused however. |
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"I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley "
You can keep your vanilla mate - bland ! |
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"I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley
You can keep your vanilla mate - bland !"
I'm about as far from vanilla as you get but stinging your todger with nettles can not give you pleasure no matter how kinky you are lol |
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"I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley
You can keep your vanilla mate - bland ! I'm about as far from vanilla as you get but stinging your todger with nettles can not give you pleasure no matter how kinky you are lol"
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"I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley
You can keep your vanilla mate - bland ! I'm about as far from vanilla as you get but stinging your todger with nettles can not give you pleasure no matter how kinky you are lol"
I don't get water sports but it works for you apparently. Each to his own ..... you can fill your mouth with someone else's waste fluids I'll stimulate my cock. I hope you enjoy yourself ... I'm sure you do ! |
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"Still surprises me every day how fucking judgemental people are on here!
I've been hearing about nettles and am curious to try it!  that's on my bucket list "
I feel the same, why don't people just enjoy being part of a diverse community. Hopefully we're all a little less than mainstream.
I've just checked your profile and added you to my bucket list. I can do with some tattoo advice ... that's in my list as well. I want a Vesvigir !' |
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"Still surprises me every day how fucking judgemental people are on here!
I've been hearing about nettles and am curious to try it! that's on my bucket list "
most the comments on here seem to be very judgemental and very ill informed. I've been doing nettles for nigh on 35 years. It hasnt done anything to me. Yes there is some formic acid in the stinging nettle. What can cause a problem is that you can react badly to the sting and go into shock like many a, wasp or bee sting or bite reaction. Medical attention from a nettle sting is extremely rare.the nettle sting can last for up to 12 hours if left untouched. In fact stinging nettles have been used for 100s of years to treat things like muscle and joint pain, also for eczema, arthritis, gout and anemia. Today it is used in the treatment of urinary problems so What floats one persons boat does not mean it will interest all... Stinging nettles are used quite frequently in the world of bdsm. It is a kink, it is a fetish. |
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See as I'm heavily into electrics. Stinging nettles really are quite mild. I don't expect anyone on here to fully understand. All you get are some judgemental comments and quips people think are funny. Each to their own.and if you havnt tried then you really don't know |
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"See as I'm heavily into electrics. Stinging nettles really are quite mild. I don't expect anyone on here to fully understand. All you get are some judgemental comments and quips people think are funny. Each to their own.and if you havnt tried then you really don't know "
Each to their own - I'll stick to nettles for now |
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I’ve seen nettles used at fetish’s events, but not used them myself yet. I’ve seen women’s holes spread wide and stuffed full lol
My inner sadist definitely sees the appeal, but yet to do it. Though a lot of fun has been had with deep heat and chillis. |
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"See as I'm heavily into electrics. Stinging nettles really are quite mild. I don't expect anyone on here to fully understand. All you get are some judgemental comments and quips people think are funny. Each to their own.and if you havnt tried then you really don't know "
I’m surprised you think electrics are worse than needles? Which electrics exactly? E-stim and violent wands have never been worse than an irritant like nettles, especially as you can’t stop them once started. |
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There is a sub on here who posts photos of nettles in her ass and pussy with a latex gloves hand poking more in
Each to there own but fuck that shit hate them bloody things unless I have a strimmer |
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I wish you'd taken a picture. You would have had girth queens messaging you in droves and possibly made page 1 of the hot pics.
Men if you want a thicker dick, take note of this thread
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"There is a sub on here who posts photos of nettles in her ass and pussy with a latex gloves hand poking more in
Each to there own but fuck that shit hate them bloody things unless I have a strimmer "
What’s her name haha |
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"Walking down a secluded lane this morning I had a few kinky thoughts running through my head leading to the inevitable hard on. I just happened to be walking past some stinging nettles when the impulse to try out a kinky fantasy of mine took control
Checking both directions it was all clear so I whipped out my cock, and being nice and hard it was dead easy to smack it against some nettles. The effect is slightly delayed but then the most beautiful excruciating feeling of my cock being stabbed by dozens of pins took over.
I resisted the urge to wank myself off and decided to see where it would go. As the pain increased the head of my cock just became so bloated and sensitive. This lasted a few minutes then it gradually subsided but even now 8 hours later my cock is still tingling in a very satisfying manner.
Next time I'd love to have someone with me to wank me off or even suck me off just to see whether that makes my cock more sensitive and whether my orgasm would be more intense. Has anyone taken this any further. Any females or couples want to join me next time ??"
Next time pick some and stuff them in your underpants/boxers for an hour or so!
Hours of fun to be had if you enjoy it.
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"I wish you'd taken a picture. You would have had girth queens messaging you in droves and possibly made page 1 of the hot pics.
Men if you want a thicker dick, take note of this thread
Holly"
Don’t be getting any ideas 
LJ |
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"I wish you'd taken a picture. You would have had girth queens messaging you in droves and possibly made page 1 of the hot pics.
Men if you want a thicker dick, take note of this thread
Holly
Don’t be getting any ideas
LJ"
As if i would!!!! 
Holly |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"See as I'm heavily into electrics. Stinging nettles really are quite mild. I don't expect anyone on here to fully understand. All you get are some judgemental comments and quips people think are funny. Each to their own.and if you havnt tried then you really don't know
I’m surprised you think electrics are worse than needles? Which electrics exactly? E-stim and violent wands have never been worse than an irritant like nettles, especially as you can’t stop them once started."
Haha nice autocorrect of violet to violent.
With the right violet wand you can brand someone so believe me, they can hurt more than nettles! Also I'd take nettles over a cattle prod any day...
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A male friend of mine,after an evening of beer, decided stinging nettles might be fun.On getting home ,he proceeded to rub nettles on his privates.Twenty minutes later with swollen balls n willy,he phoned the local GP,2 am and at his home address.Doc says ' Jim, rub some calamine lotion on said willy,go to bed n please don't ring me at home again ! |
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"I don’t mind nettle stings. They’re just fizzes on hands, arms and legs, but not at all sure I’d want them on my lady bits."
Why don't you start by experimenting on me and seeing for yourself how it goes for someone else. |
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"I wish you'd taken a picture. You would have had girth queens messaging you in droves and possibly made page 1 of the hot pics.
Men if you want a thicker dick, take note of this thread
Holly"
Next time Holly I will ......... mmm ..... Holly ....... now there's a thought ???? |
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"I’ve tried this a few times although not for a while...
Keeps a nice fullness in the cock for ages"
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I was concerned I'd meet someone I knew as at first it was making me gasp .... I wouldn't have been able to string a sentence together for the first 3 or 4 minutes |
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Think I have found someone to help me take this to Level 2. Look out for a new thread Stinging Nettles Level 2.
If it's not for you post on a thread you do have an interest in. Pouring scorn on others says more about you than them, you enjoy your kinks and we'll enjoy ours. |
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"I wish you'd taken a picture. You would have had girth queens messaging you in droves and possibly made page 1 of the hot pics.
Men if you want a thicker dick, take note of this thread
Holly
Next time Holly I will ......... mmm ..... Holly ....... now there's a thought ????"
Haha glad i could give you a new idea. Remember the berries are poisnous though  |
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Pah.. nettle rash on yer cock, thats for pansies..
Try rubbing chillis on the old boy and see where that takes you..
I would suggest a pot of yogurt to soothe the burn when it gets just too much...  |
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"The Bottle Inn, Marshwood in Dorset has a world nettle eating championship on 29th July. Maybe you could add another event?  "
Great idea - working on the rules right now. Two classifications - Self administered and Inflicted !! |
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"Pah.. nettle rash on yer cock, thats for pansies..
Try rubbing chillis on the old boy and see where that takes you..
I would suggest a pot of yogurt to soothe the burn when it gets just too much... "
Done this inadvertently and not too keen to go back there - girlfriend had chopped chillis making dinner and then a little later when she was wanking me I got the full effect .... spent half an hour with my cock in a pint glass of cold water. Should have got my own back by just bearing the pain and then having sex with her. Wasn't thinking fast enough !! It's genuinely excruciating !! |
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So look I am far from judgemental on stuff each to their own and all that.
However !
I would have said that before anyone tries this maybe sting yourself one on the arm or something Just to check your not allergic or hypersensitive.
Last thing you want is to discover your extremely allergic to nettle sting after you have daubed your old fella.
Then ending up in a hospital bed with lots of sniggering going on behind the curtain. |
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"So look I am far from judgemental on stuff each to their own and all that.
However !
I would have said that before anyone tries this maybe sting yourself one on the arm or something Just to check your not allergic or hypersensitive.
Last thing you want is to discover your extremely allergic to nettle sting after you have daubed your old fella.
Then ending up in a hospital bed with lots of sniggering going on behind the curtain."
You're just giving people more ideas now ..... pain and humiliation ...... someone's bound to be up for that. Why else do people stick hoover attachments up their arse if not to go and hospital and get someone else to remove it ?? |
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"Pah.. nettle rash on yer cock, thats for pansies..
Try rubbing chillis on the old boy and see where that takes you..
I would suggest a pot of yogurt to soothe the burn when it gets just too much...
Done this inadvertently and not too keen to go back there - girlfriend had chopped chillis making dinner and then a little later when she was wanking me I got the full effect .... spent half an hour with my cock in a pint glass of cold water. Should have got my own back by just bearing the pain and then having sex with her. Wasn't thinking fast enough !! It's genuinely excruciating !!"
Anyone that does this on purpose needs their bumps felt!
In desperation to stop the burning i grabbed the first thing in the fridge that looked like it may work, a muller fruit corner..
It seemed to do the trick and the fruity corner was a tasty treat once the pain had subsided.. |
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I was in the garden and spotted an adder. Now I know it's an endangered species, but I couldn't resist. I put a jar over it, got my shorts off and clamped the jar over my balls and shook the jar. Imagine the surge of pleasure when it sank its fangs into my nuts. The paramedics said they'd never seen anyone looking quite so blissful and contented. |
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For those that are stung and its not welcome, 9 times out 10 there are dock leaf growing nearby. Rub the leaf on the affected area its cools the sting
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"I was in the garden and spotted an adder. Now I know it's an endangered species, but I couldn't resist. I put a jar over it, got my shorts off and clamped the jar over my balls and shook the jar. Imagine the surge of pleasure when it sank its fangs into my nuts. The paramedics said they'd never seen anyone looking quite so blissful and contented."
I use bench vice with splintered wood either side. Makes my eyes warter a bit......but god dam |
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"For those that are stung and its not welcome, 9 times out 10 there are dock leaf growing nearby. Rub the leaf on the affected area its cools the sting
Curiosity of your fab whitewitch "
Or simply rub the affected area vigorously and see it that takes your mind off it |
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"Once got toothpaste on the old fellah. That was enough pain for me.And no it didn’t give me a ring of confidence.  "
If you do that the best thing is to use an electric toothbrush to rub it in ..... I can promise that's fun. There's a profile on here with some of the best kinky pictures and they frequently involve a restrained woman and an electric toothbrush on her clit .......... |
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"For those that are stung and its not welcome, 9 times out 10 there are dock leaf growing nearby. Rub the leaf on the affected area its cools the sting
Curiosity of your fab whitewitch
Or simply rub the affected area vigorously and see it that takes your mind off it "
I'll stick with the dock leaf thanks  |
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Its not for everyone, Id avoid the balls though as it takes away from the pleasure aspect of a throbbing cock. Played with nettles plenty of times, not been to A&E just make sure you have no allergies to them A lot of people are put off by the initial pain but after a while you don't notice the pain but more the throbbing sensation. Same on the nipples painful to start but then a different sensation. |
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"Its not for everyone, Id avoid the balls though as it takes away from the pleasure aspect of a throbbing cock. Played with nettles plenty of times, not been to A&E just make sure you have no allergies to them A lot of people are put off by the initial pain but after a while you don't notice the pain but more the throbbing sensation. Same on the nipples painful to start but then a different sensation."
Exactly .... I love an excessively throbbing cock |
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"There's a World Stinging Nettle Eating Championship held in Dorset each year - perhaps op could enlist and potentially find some others who could use up the remnant nettles, after eating?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by0212pJmzg"
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Last status update I saw from you said you were going to get banned again for being naughty. You've obviously made a great plea in mitigation of your offences. Nice to see you're still here. Have fun. H xx |
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By *UNMALEMan
over a year ago
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I love nettle play, the first 2 mins are very overwhelming but after that gets you hard and its fab, swells your cock in girth , a couple I know/ friend of mine fills his cock pump with nettles the slides his cock in for up to a hour, kinky or what any others like to play with them . |
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"Walking down a secluded lane this morning I had a few kinky thoughts running through my head leading to the inevitable hard on. I just happened to be walking past some stinging nettles when the impulse to try out a kinky fantasy of mine took control
Checking both directions it was all clear so I whipped out my cock, and being nice and hard it was dead easy to smack it against some nettles. The effect is slightly delayed but then the most beautiful excruciating feeling of my cock being stabbed by dozens of pins took over.
I resisted the urge to wank myself off and decided to see where it would go. As the pain increased the head of my cock just became so bloated and sensitive. This lasted a few minutes then it gradually subsided but even now 8 hours later my cock is still tingling in a very satisfying manner.
Next time I'd love to have someone with me to wank me off or even suck me off just to see whether that makes my cock more sensitive and whether my orgasm would be more intense. Has anyone taken this any further. Any females or couples want to join me next time ??"
did you rub it with a Cock leaf to  |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
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I honestly can’t believe how judgemental folk are on here. Never used them on anywhere delicate but I’m a country girl so suffered plenty of nettle stings without any terrible damage. Fair play if you want to sting your willy. I’m intrigued now for sure |
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"I honestly can’t believe how judgemental folk are on here. Never used them on anywhere delicate but I’m a country girl so suffered plenty of nettle stings without any terrible damage. Fair play if you want to sting your willy. I’m intrigued now for sure "
lol I stung myself a couple of days ago on back of calf not a feeling I enjoy much really |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
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"I honestly can’t believe how judgemental folk are on here. Never used them on anywhere delicate but I’m a country girl so suffered plenty of nettle stings without any terrible damage. Fair play if you want to sting your willy. I’m intrigued now for sure lol I stung myself a couple of days ago on back of calf not a feeling I enjoy much really "
Ha I sting my fingers when I’m picking them to make tea. I get over it though. Interested to see pics after a cock has been stung lol |
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When you see pussy pumps, tied tits turning blue, wax play,people using violet wands, sounding, bareback, arses spanked with welts, monster insertions and fuck knows what else on here, ironic that the kink shaming exists...
He's only hurting himself so where's the harm (apart from on his cock)...
p.s. Absolutely not for me. |
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"I honestly can’t believe how judgemental folk are on here. Never used them on anywhere delicate but I’m a country girl so suffered plenty of nettle stings without any terrible damage. Fair play if you want to sting your willy. I’m intrigued now for sure lol I stung myself a couple of days ago on back of calf not a feeling I enjoy much really
Ha I sting my fingers when I’m picking them to make tea. I get over it though. Interested to see pics after a cock has been stung lol "
yes pain for pleasure lol I quite enjoy the numbing feeling the saddle gives you from a long cycle mind...... Quite intense |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve seen nettles used at fetish’s events, but not used them myself yet. I’ve seen women’s holes spread wide and stuffed full lol
My inner sadist definitely sees the appeal, but yet to do it. Though a lot of fun has been had with deep heat and chillis."
...Ralgex!... It's a horrible precursor to Deep heat! |
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By *UNMALEMan
over a year ago
Wakefield area. |
I love nettle play, the first 2 mins are very overwhelming but after that gets you hard and its fab, swells your cock in girth , a couple I know/ friend of mine fills his cock pump with nettles the slides his cock in for up to a hour, kinky or what any others like to play with them . |
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"I had some nettles fall onto my face yesterday.
I wouldn't want that feeling, or the lumps, on my labia."
I did a thread on this last year during my research found a film where they were inserted into the vagina made my quick brush with a few nettles look very tame |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
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"Happy to post a picture of my cock after it's been nettled - just need someone to take the pics ........"
This has brought out my well hidden and unfound domme side. Would love to try this and take pics but I’m a long way off |
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