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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
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"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
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Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had a FB. She wanted a MFM threesome. Had a guy lined up. He messaged half an out before the meet to say his stick insect doesn't look right and he didn't want to leave it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a FB. She wanted a MFM threesome. Had a guy lined up. He messaged half an out before the meet to say his stick insect doesn't look right and he didn't want to leave it. "
He wanted to stick by it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
"
Some men like the idea of swinging but bottle it when given the chance.
You are a very sexy woman (going by your pictures). Maybe they felt a little bit scared? I am not saying you are scary lol. I mean maybe they felt like you are out of their league? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
"
At least you got a reply. I was simply stood up tonight even though we have met 3 times previously. So rude!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting guys to show up for group play is always really hard - the like the idea of fucking the woman but don't want any other men there generally and consequently bottle it last minute.
I arranged a gangbang for a friend last year and out of 17 invitees, 6 turned up.... still enough for a good time and we anticipated that most wouldn't show so were happy with the numbers that did (and friend had a good time!). Excuses ranged from auntie having car accident, cat needing emergency vet, car won't start, onslaught of man flu, babysitter cancelled, work crisis, IBS flare up and lack of money to buy petrol 
I do find clubs better for group play - at least everyone at the club has turned up  |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
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How about, "child swallowed a pound coin need to rush them to A&E" |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Getting guys to show up for group play is always really hard - the like the idea of fucking the woman but don't want any other men there generally and consequently bottle it last minute.
I arranged a gangbang for a friend last year and out of 17 invitees, 6 turned up.... still enough for a good time and we anticipated that most wouldn't show so were happy with the numbers that did (and friend had a good time!). Excuses ranged from auntie having car accident, cat needing emergency vet, car won't start, onslaught of man flu, babysitter cancelled, work crisis, IBS flare up and lack of money to buy petrol
I do find clubs better for group play - at least everyone at the club has turned up "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
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nope you've just got the world record on sexual meet let downs from single men but at least they came up with the reasons and let you know...... Many don't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about, "child swallowed a pound coin need to rush them to A&E" "
There has to be a follow up about giving them the Heimlich manoeuvre but still no change....
sorry, couldn't resist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
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That’s a lot of Knock backs. How do you know you haven’t put them off? Maybe intimidated? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I have backups for meets just Incase Never can tell 
Good collection OP.
Why can’t people just be blunt and say. Changed my mind / was horny and time wasted etc Not like your going to see the person/s is it .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never had that experience tbh.
Did any at all show up?"
Yes three showed up and one of those guys it was his first meet on fab , but he had the bottle to go through with it . We do get that it’s scary but perhaps if you are wasting people’s time you shouldn’t be on here . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about the guy actually turned up. received a mystery text and then suddenly had to rush off as his grand father had suddenly been taken ill.
We thought more like the wife has rumbled you mate. LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had two waste my time here.
One stood me up claimed to be running late as there had been an accident by him, he then just didn’t answer.
The next day he was on a new profile messaging me how sorry he was blah blah blah.
The second one claimed that he had sprained his ankle whilst walking to his car to drive to come and meet me. Lol! The shittiest excuse, I saw right through it and told him not to contact me again but he suddenly was well again at about 1am asking if he can meet and make it up to me. They must really think we are stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who the hell arranges 5 meets in the one night x"
Plenty of people arrange 5 meets in one night !! It was a scenario we had planned going round to guys houses and giving them oral sex .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the hell arranges 5 meets in the one night x
Plenty of people arrange 5 meets in one night !! It was a scenario we had planned going round to guys houses and giving them oral sex .. "
Ah sorry I thought it was 5 separate meets x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
Well looking at your pics I'm puzzled why any normal guy would miss this opportunity!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best excuse I ever had was he didn't have enough petrol to get to my hotel and he'd left his wallet with his mate who was too hungover to bring it over and was too far for him to drive to as he was running on fumes.............could've been a genuine excuse but this was the second time he came up with an elaborate excuse so I left him to it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who the hell arranges 5 meets in the one night x
Plenty of people arrange 5 meets in one night !! It was a scenario we had planned going round to guys houses and giving them oral sex ..
Ah sorry I thought it was 5 separate meets x"
It was 5 seperate houses .. well it was 3 in the end . Some dropped out while we were driving round .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
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There's no way I would bottle a meet with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had that experience tbh.
Did any at all show up?
Yes three showed up and one of those guys it was his first meet on fab , but he had the bottle to go through with it . We do get that it’s scary but perhaps if you are wasting people’s time you shouldn’t be on here . "
Were the ones who didn't turn up well verified? |
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"How about the guy actually turned up. received a mystery text and then suddenly had to rush off as his grand father had suddenly been taken ill.
We thought more like the wife has rumbled you mate. LOL"
that story reminds me of one of our meets, he was here but before getting started he went to the toilet, then came back me and my man was slightly playing and teasing him for a sight to leave and come back too, few touches and he had a call from the police saying a club he has has been broken into and has to go as they are on scene. Yeh ok, if you didnt want anything more then just say and go, dont make up s**t! we dont mind! had couple of messages that night and one or two next day and never heard from again! hey ho, bye! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never had that experience tbh.
Did any at all show up?
Yes three showed up and one of those guys it was his first meet on fab , but he had the bottle to go through with it . We do get that it’s scary but perhaps if you are wasting people’s time you shouldn’t be on here .
Some were but one of the guys that didn’t bottle it was a first timer , so you have to give guys without veris a chance sometimes .
Were the ones who didn't turn up well verified?"
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By *m3232Man
over a year ago
maidenhead |
"Yeah I have backups for meets just Incase Never can tell
Good collection OP.
Why can’t people just be blunt and say. Changed my mind / was horny and time wasted etc Not like your going to see the person/s is it .
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Damm I wouldn’t miss a meet with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who the hell arranges 5 meets in the one night x
Attractive people
Means nothing if you have shite patter x"
This is supposed to be a light hearted discussion on the best excuses people have heard after being let down on meets.
Not an open forum for you to criticise our fab conduct using your 'shite patter', which incidentally is against forums rules.
So be a good chap and play fair old boy! It upsets the missus don't you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd rather someone just be honest and say they've changed their mind than insult my intelligence with a crap excuse.
I've changed my mind before, its not a crime and I'd understand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best excuse I ever had was he didn't have enough petrol to get to my hotel and he'd left his wallet with his mate who was too hungover to bring it over and was too far for him to drive to as he was running on fumes.............could've been a genuine excuse but this was the second time he came up with an elaborate excuse so I left him to it."
How little petrol did he have - you're on the Isle of Wight - presume he was too.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best excuse I ever had was he didn't have enough petrol to get to my hotel and he'd left his wallet with his mate who was too hungover to bring it over and was too far for him to drive to as he was running on fumes.............could've been a genuine excuse but this was the second time he came up with an elaborate excuse so I left him to it.
How little petrol did he have - you're on the Isle of Wight - presume he was too.."
It was years ago, I lived on the mainland then. |
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We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
6) My Phone ran out of charge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best excuse I ever had was he didn't have enough petrol to get to my hotel and he'd left his wallet with his mate who was too hungover to bring it over and was too far for him to drive to as he was running on fumes.............could've been a genuine excuse but this was the second time he came up with an elaborate excuse so I left him to it.
How little petrol did he have - you're on the Isle of Wight - presume he was too..
It was years ago, I lived on the mainland then."
That explains it I was going to say he could have pushed his car that far... |
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By *WKinkMan
over a year ago
Bury |
"We arranged a meet with a few single men tonight.
In one evening we've had..
1) running late
2) called into work
3) grandads gone into hospital
4) son has unexpedly got to go to the airport
And my personal favourite
5) my sister is bringing round some important documents (yes really)
Can you beat any of those?
In one night???
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Can you pick all but 6 lottery numbers and the ones you don’t pick will be the winning ones! |
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