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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok I just adore single males, so dont think this is a bashing thread...well maybe a lil spank!
I have today received the following mail.....
"I realise i am a little outside your age range but only 2 years so this will probably be deleted lol but i'm going to try anyway. I am looking to set up a group and am looking for a lead singer, is this something you would be interested in.xx"
WTF? I cant carry a tune in a bucket!!!!
So my question today is....what is the funniest mail you guys have received in order to tempt you into conversation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohh God..
Funny ones!! Mmmm Well..
We have had we don't normally do fat people but you guys look ok..
We have had.. We'd consider playing seperatly if you guys would lol..
My wife passed away.. you don't seem like the type that would berate a guy trying...
We could go on lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohh one thats springs to mind too...
The 'couple' where the guy always meets the couple alone to 'vet' the couples to see if suitable...
I mean come on lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing particularly hilarious, but the other day i just got "ok? x"
Didnt know what else to put...sorry lol"
That's ok, I'll let you off, just try a bit harder next time!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the ones that just say...
"Tempted?"
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"how are you today? had a busy day at work?"... I did'nt realise that my mum was on here as well lol!! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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I got one (on another site I might add) that said....
"My mum is the same age as you and nearly as hot as you. I'd love to fuck you as I can't fuck her. Any chance? (and not, I don't suffer from the Oedipus complex)"....
Made me howl with laughter and then feel a little creeped out!
I never did reply! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got one (on another site I might add) that said....
"My mum is the same age as you and nearly as hot as you. I'd love to fuck you as I can't fuck her. Any chance? (and not, I don't suffer from the Oedipus complex)"....
Made me howl with laughter and then feel a little creeped out!
I never did reply!"
 mao
toooooo fuuny
sides hurting
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We've had one ....
" I know you are not interested in single guys. I am not single, have been married for several years, however my wife does not know that I am swinging, so I would have to come to your place...."
Really????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I just adore single males, so dont think this is a bashing thread...well maybe a lil spank!
I have today received the following mail.....
"I realise i am a little outside your age range but only 2 years so this will probably be deleted lol but i'm going to try anyway. I am looking to set up a group and am looking for a lead singer, is this something you would be interested in.xx"
WTF? I cant carry a tune in a bucket!!!!
So my question today is....what is the funniest mail you guys have received in order to tempt you into conversation?"
he might have mis-spelt it and meant a lead swinger lol
just a thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a guy email today and offer his house for us. He wanted us to come and have sex in his house while he sat and watched, I replied with
"If you could let us know what it was in our profile that made you think we may be interested in what you suggest we would be grateful so that we can change/remove it."
Funnily enough he never got back to us........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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best one i ever had was from a couple who had seen me in chat and thought i looked like Lee Evans, which i was told was a huge turn on for the wife WTF!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"best one i ever had was from a couple who had seen me in chat and thought i looked like Lee Evans, which i was told was a huge turn on for the wife WTF!!!!!"
Lee Evans sweats like a pig....do you?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"best one i ever had was from a couple who had seen me in chat and thought i looked like Lee Evans, which i was told was a huge turn on for the wife WTF!!!!!
Lee Evans sweats like a pig....do you??"
well depends what i'm doing!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"best one i ever had was from a couple who had seen me in chat and thought i looked like Lee Evans, which i was told was a huge turn on for the wife WTF!!!!!
Lee Evans sweats like a pig....do you??"
Only when his wife asks him what he's been up to....................... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"best one i ever had was from a couple who had seen me in chat and thought i looked like Lee Evans, which i was told was a huge turn on for the wife WTF!!!!!
Lee Evans sweats like a pig....do you??
Only when his wife asks him what he's been up to......................."
lol bet she doesnt bother anymore far too busy arranging a divorce from sweaty lee evans lookalike ewwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On here, we've had initial messages of single men which range from the sublime, to the ridiculous.
The most regular (since we're only looking for bisexuals) is:
"I know it says straight on my profile but i am bi." Always makes us laugh, because we get tons of those per day and do they really think we believe them?!
Funny ones - mostly to do with the sexuality aspect - have been:
"I am straight but i will take one 'for the team' if it means i can sleep with her!"
"I once looked at a guy's cock when peeing in a public toilet....does this count as bi enough?"
"I am not bi, would the female meet me alone please?"
"Would you consider a straight guy?" Ermm, no.
And there have been gems on the regular dating site we're on too:
"I like gloryholes." That was it, i laughed until i nearly peed.
"My boyfriend doesn't know i like men." I mean, this was so off the wall that i almost replied....but i didn't.
"Can i wear your panties?"
"My girlfriend is bi, do you think she would mind if i slept with you first, just to check?" Hahahahaha, yes i think she would.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just recieved this message from a boy in his early 20's (hense me calling him Boy) that made wanna go Doh!!!!!
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(him)
Banter? is that the same as Fucking??? cos I'd sure like my cock in you deep. pmsl DOH!!!!! |
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