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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just a bit of fun, what are the usual cheesy Fab profile sayings that you see on a regular basis, I’ll start it off.....
“I could eat pussy for hours” |
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""Not looking to sleep with the whole site"  "
This! Usually accompanied by a funny attitude about who I might be talking to or meeting. This seems to be a bit of a new thing, I didn't notice so much of it before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No time wasters
That's my favourite, like someone will be thinking "well I was totally going to waste your time, but now I can't dammit" "
Along with "No fakers". Oh fuckity, that's my plan foiled from the start then : ( |
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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago
Chester |
"1. Very discreet = married and playing away
2. Married but not to each other= really taking the piss.
The second one is a classic. Why mention it? "
Because this is the theme of this particular thread.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of fun, what are the usual cheesy Fab profile sayings that you see on a regular basis, I’ll start it off.....
“I could eat pussy for hours”"
If it takes hours you're doing it wrong!
J  |
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I like to treat ‘the lady’ well
I will make ‘the lady’ cum
Whatever ‘the lady’ desires
Arrrghh, being referred to as ‘the lady’ makes me cringe - I appreciate someone is trying to be respectful but it literally sets me teeth on edge x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the couple that sells themselves as the 'best of something sexy:
he on she: she has the tightest/tastiest pussy/best ass/gives the best blowjobs ever
her on him: he'll make any woman drool, big thick juicy cock,best oral ever..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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single womans profile: if you want to fuck me message xxx
my response to myself: will I fuck ask another guy if I can fuck you, and in fact I'd be up or meeting and if we meet we can decide to fuck or not! |
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"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"
It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy. "
Ladies is a collective no worse than gents ! Lol. Or should wefollow the flock and be politically correct cos it’s faionable lol we all know ladies and gents in the mainstream is meant with respect and grouping of those of the same gender or should we all be gender fluid and choose day by day to please the whims of the pc brigade ?  |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"professional couple, you get paid for being a couple??"
Blah blah!!
If you don't mention the blah in our profile you're getting blocked!
No meets in the past six months, blah, you're getting blocked!
No mention that we're a couple blah, blocked!
No mention that you're playing away, blah n you're blocked!
If anyone says you suck cock like a Dyson then obviously you're blocked, how can I compare with that, blah!
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"When profile says can accommodate but then the teenage child crawls out the woodwork on the day you suggest a meet "
Fab seems to have an exceptionally high proportion of single dads, which is why they can't accommodate |
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"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"
It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy.
Ladies is a collective no worse than gents ! Lol. Or should wefollow the flock and be politically correct cos it’s faionable lol we all know ladies and gents in the mainstream is meant with respect and grouping of those of the same gender or should we all be gender fluid and choose day by day to please the whims of the pc brigade ? "
I would never refer to ladies or gets unless I was referring to toilets. Using them for people makes you sound about 98  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I need my balls emptying"
I always think "Good for you. I need my dishwasher emptying! Maybe if I put an add up someone will pop over and do it for me!" "
Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""...fun and frolics.."
Presume this to mean we should all turn up in a car where the doors fall off, wearing massive shoes and eccentric trousers"
Got an image stuck in my head now of lots of clowns dogging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"
It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy. "
They get a thumb's up for spelling it correctly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Veris... l won't tell you what happened as I want to keep him all to myself, till next time xx .. in other words, crap meet, crap in bed, and there's not a cat in hells chance we are meeting again, it's so patronising.. don't you think ? |
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"The fact that the word to prove that you have read the profile is nearly always in the last sentence and in block capitals does not exactly make it a challenge! "
(Runs off to put “antidisestablishmentarianism “ in the middle of our profile in code) |
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"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"
It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy.
Ladies is a collective no worse than gents ! Lol. Or should wefollow the flock and be politically correct cos it’s faionable lol we all know ladies and gents in the mainstream is meant with respect and grouping of those of the same gender or should we all be gender fluid and choose day by day to please the whims of the pc brigade ?
I would never refer to ladies or gets unless I was referring to toilets. Using them for people makes you sound about 98 "
There again being self professed lefty liberals. You probably prefer peeps and hey guys for all genders which makes you sound at the other end of the age spectrum! Lol More likely to remind people of the character shaggy from Scooby Doo lol |
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Phew! Its looks as if everything anyone has ever written on a profile is going to upset someone.
It just might just be possible that some folks are actually telling the truth.
We hadn't cottoned on to the fact that swinging had become so serious. We thought it was just for fun. Time we sharpened up our act.
Just for the record we are genuinely married but not to each other and our respective partners are fully aware of our relationship. |
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"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"
It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy.
Ladies is a collective no worse than gents ! Lol. Or should wefollow the flock and be politically correct cos it’s faionable lol we all know ladies and gents in the mainstream is meant with respect and grouping of those of the same gender or should we all be gender fluid and choose day by day to please the whims of the pc brigade ?
I would never refer to ladies or gets unless I was referring to toilets. Using them for people makes you sound about 98
There again being self professed lefty liberals. You probably prefer peeps and hey guys for all genders which makes you sound at the other end of the age spectrum! Lol More likely to remind people of the character shaggy from Scooby Doo lol "
Nope. "men" and "women" does the job we find.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find status updates to be particularly amusing.
Those who want to roll on to something or even role on!
You know who you are.
Can’t wait for........
Two more sleeps........
Anyone going to [x] on Saturday say hi
Prescription drugs and underwear (used) for sale
.........the list goes on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fact that the word to prove that you have read the profile is nearly always in the last sentence and in block capitals does not exactly make it a challenge!
(Runs off to put “antidisestablishmentarianism “ in the middle of our profile in code) "
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phew! Its looks as if everything anyone has ever written on a profile is going to upset someone.
It just might just be possible that some folks are actually telling the truth.
We hadn't cottoned on to the fact that swinging had become so serious. We thought it was just for fun. Time we sharpened up our act.
Just for the record we are genuinely married but not to each other and our respective partners are fully aware of our relationship. "
I thought the thread was just a bit of fun. Ditto the "Fabspeak" thread x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guarantee to have you squirting all night
Honest genuine guy
Have as much stamina as a race horse
But in reality one minute wonder  "
"One minute wonder"
Really don't know how some people hit that major milestone. I did get to 21 seconds once.
Pathetic... I know. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Phew! Its looks as if everything anyone has ever written on a profile is going to upset someone.
It just might just be possible that some folks are actually telling the truth.
We hadn't cottoned on to the fact that swinging had become so serious. We thought it was just for fun. Time we sharpened up our act.
Just for the record we are genuinely married but not to each other and our respective partners are fully aware of our relationship.
I thought the thread was just a bit of fun. Ditto the "Fabspeak" thread x"
It is meant as a bit of fun x |
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"The fact that the word to prove that you have read the profile is nearly always in the last sentence and in block capitals does not exactly make it a challenge!
(Runs off to put “antidisestablishmentarianism “ in the middle of our profile in code)
Ha ha "
Now in our profile - along with being fugly from another post about “attractive” people... |
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""...fun and frolics.."
Presume this to mean we should all turn up in a car where the doors fall off, wearing massive shoes and eccentric trousers
Got an image stuck in my head now of lots of clowns dogging "
Way too freaky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I hope you're ok?
(Why do they hope I'm ok,they don't know me,what they gonna do if I'm not) "
when i started i was bad for this. in truth we actually dont care if youre feeling is ok, we just care if theyre going to reply. ive had some bad chat up lines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Told I'm handsome - By who, your mum??
I'm a BBW - so sorry but BUW, maybe
Considered vwe - ummm no!
Can go all night - set aside 10 minutes then I'm offski lol
Could go on and on  |
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