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Really? Anal bleaching, douching, anal stretching, pain killing lube?? All that just to get a cock up your arse because that's what they do in porn films??
Hmmm sounds like such a natural process!  |
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Will never forget the thread years ago where some dude mistook pigmentation on ladies rear end pics for shit.
The idiot was banging on that he couldn’t believe so many ladies on here were so unhygienic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bleach is for sinks ... toilets and floors....
Some folk do the most stupidest of things. ... "
anal is a toilet for cocks that's where we dump our cum lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bleach is for sinks ... toilets and floors....
Some folk do the most stupidest of things. ... anal is a toilet for cocks that's where we dump our cum lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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You can do it at home by following these steps;
1. Prepare a roast dinner, with rhubarb crumble to follow.
2. Whilst cooking, prepare the toilet with suitable amounts of Domestos. The pine one is best.
3. Consume roast followed by crumble.
4. Dash to toilet.
5. Spread cheeks.
6. Unload and wait for the huge back splash.
7. Depending on the exact colour you require ( with experience you should be able to match the time sat with a suitable colour chart) work out your time on the throne.
8. Sit and savour the burning until done.
9. Wipe arse. Nobody want their jeans to have a bleached spot underneath their jacksy
10. Prepare to show newly bleached ring and gain your rightfully deserved spot on Most Fabbed Photos. |
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"Really? Anal bleaching, douching, anal stretching, pain killing lube?? All that just to get a cock up your arse because that's what they do in porn films??
Hmmm sounds like such a natural process! "
Actually a lot of people really enjoy anal sex - myself included.
I certainly wouldn’t have my anus bleached though - but then I’d never voluntarily have a (possibly) painful procedure if it wasn’t necessary! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bleach is for sinks ... toilets and floors....
Some folk do the most stupidest of things. ... anal is a toilet for cocks that's where we dump our cum lol"
Grim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really? Anal bleaching, douching, anal stretching, pain killing lube?? All that just to get a cock up your arse because that's what they do in porn films??
Hmmm sounds like such a natural process!
Actually a lot of people really enjoy anal sex - myself included.
I certainly wouldn’t have my anus bleached though - but then I’d never voluntarily have a (possibly) painful procedure if it wasn’t
necessary! X"
Anal gets me of just as much, of not more sometimes  
Guaranteed a good soaking both ways  |
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By *av_55Man
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Try the economy northern way as advertised in the viz magazine , fat slags anal bleaching,,
Ready brek and bleach, , step1: mix ready brek and bleach together,,step 2 clag to the nipsie and smooth in , leave to dry
Step 3. Chisel off using a small electric breaker ,,
Your arse will be as white as Micheal Jackson’s And plus hair free,,,
 win win situation,,
Please don’t try this at home kids |
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"Bleach is for sinks ... toilets and floors....
Some folk do the most stupidest of things. ... anal is a toilet for cocks that's where we dump our cum lol
That’s a pretty gross thing to say!  "
Just peachy
Your ass looks great with the tan but you need to lay on your front every now and then when on the sun bed as you got the white bum mark.... or is that the anal bleaching gone wrong |
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"Bleach is for sinks ... toilets and floors....
Some folk do the most stupidest of things. ... anal is a toilet for cocks that's where we dump our cum lol
That’s a pretty gross thing to say!
Just peachy
Your ass looks great with the tan but you need to lay on your front every now and then when on the sun bed as you got the white bum mark.... or is that the anal bleaching gone wrong "
I know!  I get really comfy on the sunbed (only every other week and yes I know the risks!) and kinda doze off! I wake up and my li’l bum circle looks even whiter compared to the rest of me!
When people refuse to have sex with me because of it I may do something about it!  |
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