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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I hit that age in a couple of weeks where I need to renew my heavy goods licence. In order to do this I am required to have a medical. Blood pressure, eyesight, listen to my heart etc (yes I still have one).
So I booked in and had it this afternoon and everything is fine. When he's filling out the forms he says " 45 and a trucker you should consider getting your prostrate checked"
I'm like "what now?". He goes on to explain why and says as I'm seldom home he may as well do it now then it's done.
Off guard and put on the spot I agree. Idiot I am.
Then I look down and see the size of the fuckers hands. So there I am, pants down, on my side, knees tucked up to my chest.
"JUST RELAX"
Just relax, just fucking relax. I swear that is the first and last time anything ever goes up my ass.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I've got to laugh at that. You men are a fickle lot. How do you think us women manage with examinations. "
Because your mystical, magical creatures lol |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
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"So I hit that age in a couple of weeks where I need to renew my heavy goods licence. In order to do this I am required to have a medical. Blood pressure, eyesight, listen to my heart etc (yes I still have one).
So I booked in and had it this afternoon and everything is fine. When he's filling out the forms he says " 45 and a trucker you should consider getting your prostrate checked"
I'm like "what now?". He goes on to explain why and says as I'm seldom home he may as well do it now then it's done.
Off guard and put on the spot I agree. Idiot I am.
Then I look down and see the size of the fuckers hands. So there I am, pants down, on my side, knees tucked up to my chest.
"JUST RELAX"
Just relax, just fucking relax. I swear that is the first and last time anything ever goes up my ass.
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Better to be safe than sorry so worth doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I hit that age in a couple of weeks where I need to renew my heavy goods licence. In order to do this I am required to have a medical. Blood pressure, eyesight, listen to my heart etc (yes I still have one).
So I booked in and had it this afternoon and everything is fine. When he's filling out the forms he says " 45 and a trucker you should consider getting your prostrate checked"
I'm like "what now?". He goes on to explain why and says as I'm seldom home he may as well do it now then it's done.
Off guard and put on the spot I agree. Idiot I am.
Then I look down and see the size of the fuckers hands. So there I am, pants down, on my side, knees tucked up to my chest.
"JUST RELAX"
Just relax, just fucking relax. I swear that is the first and last time anything ever goes up my ass.
"
Might be the last time anything goes up your arse but thank you for cheering my afternoon up. I'm still sniggering.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why did you agree to the exam? I just told my quack that I wasn't having it done.
I enjoy anal play but not in that context so I just declined."
Because the instances of prostrate cancer in men is high. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why did you agree to the exam? I just told my quack that I wasn't having it done.
I enjoy anal play but not in that context so I just declined.
Because the instances of prostrate cancer in men is high."
In men??
Yes, agreed. But the NHS now opt not to treat most instances anyway as it rarely causes issues. I'll get mine checked if I ever get other indicative symptoms. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why did you agree to the exam? I just told my quack that I wasn't having it done.
I enjoy anal play but not in that context so I just declined.
Because the instances of prostrate cancer in men is high.
In men??
Yes, agreed. But the NHS now opt not to treat most instances anyway as it rarely causes issues. I'll get mine checked if I ever get other indicative symptoms."
Ha I just realised that I put in men lol what a numpty I am  |
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When my ex-wife's partner had an exploratory search he was told 'it's only a small camera' his reply was 'I wasn't expecting it to be a BBC documentary film crew'... as procedures started the doctor was giggling to himself apparently and had to stop for a moment because "after your reply all I can hear in my head is David Attenborough giving a commentary ." |
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"When my ex-wife's partner had an exploratory search he was told 'it's only a small camera' his reply was 'I wasn't expecting it to be a BBC documentary film crew'... as procedures started the doctor was giggling to himself apparently and had to stop for a moment because "after your reply all I can hear in my head is David Attenborough giving a commentary ." "
Proper laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When my ex-wife's partner had an exploratory search he was told 'it's only a small camera' his reply was 'I wasn't expecting it to be a BBC documentary film crew'... as procedures started the doctor was giggling to himself apparently and had to stop for a moment because "after your reply all I can hear in my head is David Attenborough giving a commentary ."
Proper laughing"
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