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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If that women cross your life running please and don't stopped i don't know how bad she was and if don't want fuck her life by bit better don't know what she talking about me but I kick her from my life 3 time and last!!!!?

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple over a year ago

Travelling

Huh???

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

What the fuck

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I literally cannot parse the OP at all. Usually there's a clue, but not this time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I literally cannot parse the OP at all. Usually there's a clue, but not this time."

Me neither. Even tried reading it backward....but nope. Go on OP give us a clue!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glad im not the only one lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If that women cross your life running please and don't stopped i don't know how bad she was and if don't want fuck her life by bit better don't know what she talking about me but I kick her from my life 3 time and last!!!!?"

Ah.....you could adopt the Auric Goldfinger adage. Works a treat in situations such as you describe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's upset

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a username in there somewhere...Slags Any Man maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clear as custard....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF? I'll have a pint what he's drinking please bartender.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's not happy

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By *hebagsCouple over a year ago

worcestershire

Try it upside down!!! Ohhhh and back to front

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A d*unk message,I'm guessing..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck yeah, OP. Right on!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

no idea, what you are on about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've tried reading it backwards, doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was just me for a minute lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this one of those 'choose the middle auto word on your phone' things?

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

Good for you; carry on as you were

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By *mo-amas-amatMan over a year ago

brighton

The OPs username gives it away...

He thinks he's Carl Jung for a day.

Psychotherapy? Yup.

(For this troubled young pup)

Then a lesson in syntax...Hooray!

Adieu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's an anagram for..I need a fuck..ha ha..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My head hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This happened to me too a while back

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

Pops on....pops off......wonders never cease

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

Do an handstand whilst reading it back to front & right to left.....it still makes no sense

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The green arrow suggests this is the standard communication style..

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Are you sober?

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

I have that problem aaaaaall the time too.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Maybe the OP is dyslexic?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

OP, you may have more luck posting in your native language - we have a better chance responding via Google translate than this method.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'choose the middle auto word on your phone' things?"

@ I'm pleased to get my bed with my ex n i can be hell I'm getting broadband n i

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Maybe the OP is dyslexic? "

I think his English is better than my Greek/Turkish/other, but it's quite close...

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

Syntax error...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a riddle!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"WTF? I'll have a pint what he's drinking please bartender."

I'll just do this half bottle of rum then i'll tell you all what he means.....not saying you'll understand what I type either mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The guys on drugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reminds me of Eric Morcambe....."all the right notes....but not necessarily in the right order"....

Left me clueless!

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You let her back in your life twice after getting rid of her the first time?

Why?

And why is she a slag?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

What what?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'choose the middle auto word on your phone' things?

@ I'm pleased to get my bed with my ex n i can be hell I'm getting broadband n i "

I'm sure you'll get it for a good one then you will be the best thing to happen in to

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I think he is still running and struggling to catch his breath, hence the wordjumble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think the problem here is that the op has obviously eaten all of his crayons and has subsequently been let loose on the computer

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction? "

I'll have a go...

If the woman in your life is cross, don't spend your life running. I didn't realise how bad she was but I don't want to fuck her life up by being bitter. I don't know what she's been saying about me but I've kicked her out of my life 3 times and this is the last time"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How have you made it this far in life with those literacy skills

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction?

I'll have a go...

All reet show off

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By *jcmjcCouple over a year ago

Newport

Is he speaking northern?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'choose the middle auto word on your phone' things?

@ I'm pleased to get my bed with my ex n i can be hell I'm getting broadband n i

I'm sure you'll get it for a good one then you will be the best thing to happen in to "

@ I'm not sure i have a few times I usually wait to be a positive I'm pleased to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tried to read it backwards and upside down and still confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'choose the middle auto word on your phone' things?

@ I'm pleased to get my bed with my ex n i can be hell I'm getting broadband n i

I'm sure you'll get it for a good one then you will be the best thing to happen in to

@ I'm not sure i have a few times I usually wait to be a positive I'm pleased to be "

The fact I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the year

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By *aren1956TV/TS over a year ago

Fakenham

In English please, google won't translate gibberish.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple over a year ago

My House

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Wonder of he invented Numberwang

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By *reedy_for_funCouple over a year ago

My House

Mornington Crescent... Sorry I thought we were playing that old radio show "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that's easy for you to say OP

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By *ustMe06Woman over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

Bravo Brighton Steve!

Did you do a night course?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction?

I'll have a go...

But he took her back 3 times and according to his status subject he is still a virgin ! Maybe that's why she is so cross ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes ,, or should that be no ? Hang on ,hang on . Its a maybe or is it ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this one of those 'choose the middle auto word on your phone' things?

@ I'm pleased to get my bed with my ex n i can be hell I'm getting broadband n i

I'm sure you'll get it for a good one then you will be the best thing to happen in to

@ I'm not sure i have a few times I usually wait to be a positive I'm pleased to be

The fact I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the year "

@ I'm not sure you sent it u I'm getting my uncle died thurs so I usually feel like the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP please don't send any xmas cards ........ I wont have a clue who they are from or what it says inside the card

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry you are having a bad day dude, the lows in life only serve to heighten the highs....Sounds like you are finally at the end of that Rocky road....good for you brother. Stay strong.

As for you people....hurting is still hurting whether you are d*unk/drugged/literally challenged.... Did you mothers never teach that if you have nothing nice to say.....

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

I really can't stop laughing out loud....and I'm in a public place!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is he speaking northern?"

I'm fluent northern and don't recognise any of this

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

even with a lack of sleep after a couple of long Night shifts I can't get any clarity from this

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"I really can't stop laughing out loud....and I'm in a public place!!!

I hope you aren't getting any funny looks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op dnt understand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He must be related to Norman Collier .

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By *ndigo40Woman over a year ago

secret town

Are you d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He must be related to Norman Collier ."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction?

I'll have a go...

But he took her back 3 times and according to his status subject he is still a virgin ! Maybe that's why she is so cross ? "

She ain't cross!

She horny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction?

I'll have a go...

Sounds plausible

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By *jcmjcCouple over a year ago

Newport

Are you d*unk"

Don't think so, his profile text is the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really can't stop laughing out loud....and I'm in a public place!!!

I'm glad I'm home because I can't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think we need ..... A: A translator or B: What ever the hell he's drinking (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it might be one of those games where you type the first word on your phone and then hit the middle of your three suggestions a few times.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm normally quite clever deciphering but this has got me beaten

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

He's talking about a certain type of woman

If that kind of woman comes into your life run and don't stop. He didn't know how bad she was and if he didn't want to fuck her his life would have would have been a bit better. He didn't know what she was saying about him or to him

and he's kicked her from his life three times and this is the last.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What we need is an Enigma machine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes that sounds good

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

He's talking about a certain type of woman

and he's kicked her from his life three times and this is the last.

I think you've cracked it, Mrs Turing!

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction?

I'll have a go...

Sounds plausible "

Mediation to go through Steve. Beer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nanu nanu nanu! Mork calling Orson?

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By *ungBlackTopMan over a year ago

salford

hahaha actually couldn't stop laughing for about 37seconds. Obvious he has used google translate so the sentence doesn't make sense. bless him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny, I said exactly the same thing 3 weeks ago on Thursday

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

He's talking about a certain type of woman

and he's kicked her from his life three times and this is the last.

I think you've cracked it, Mrs Turing!

Years of practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, folk from Sheffield will not be surprised....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any Geordies clear this up for us?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ya cant make that shit up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same.

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By *exy wife 2016Couple over a year ago

Sheffield

I think he's had a little to much pop tonight xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any Geordies clear this up for us?"

ERM I'm a geordie and no lass I can't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think he's had a little to much pop tonight xx"

But are you surprised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sound upset. Maybe pop back on when you can ask for the advice you're looking for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stanley unwin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nanu nanu nanu! Mork calling Orson?"

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By *estaftermidnightCouple over a year ago

Chorley

"Is this one of those 'choose the middle auto word on your phone' things?

@ I'm pleased to get my bed with my ex n i can be hell I'm getting broadband n i

I'm sure you'll get it for a good one then you will be the best thing to happen in to

@ I'm not sure i have a few times I usually wait to be a positive I'm pleased to be

The fact I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the year

@ I'm not sure you sent it u I'm getting my uncle died thurs so I usually feel like the "

Think we'll wait for the film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is he speaking northern?"

I'm well northern me......I couldn't understand a word. Maybe it's wildling speak? I'm not that far north....winter is coming!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fraped possibly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I the only person who hears the voice of Yoda while reading this???

Use the force OP. Use the force!!

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By *eus n EuropaCouple over a year ago

louth

WTF are you smoking OP

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By *eus n EuropaCouple over a year ago

louth

Just read you profile OP that also makes no sense either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction?

I'll have a go...

All reet show off

I'd just like to say that you're both amazing and I need read no further...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over 100 replies relentlessly taking the piss.

The guy either struggles with English as a language or is traumatised in some way. Or both.

Disappointed Fab, disappointed. Thought you were better than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Havnt smiled so much reading forum posts?...where is Alan Turin..we need him to build a new machine

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Am I the only person who hears the voice of Yoda while reading this???

Use the force OP. Use the force!!

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By *mo-amas-amatMan over a year ago

brighton

"Over 100 replies relentlessly taking the piss.

The guy either struggles with English as a language or is traumatised in some way. Or both.

Disappointed Fab, disappointed. Thought you were better than that

It's a cruel world....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Over 100 replies relentlessly taking the piss.

The guy either struggles with English as a language or is traumatised in some way. Or both.

Disappointed Fab, disappointed. Thought you were better than that

I tried

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By *ommenhimCouple over a year ago

wigan

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction?

I'll have a go...

So he's saying "I'm single"?

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By *andb69Couple over a year ago

leeds

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By *andb69Couple over a year ago

leeds

.....and yet there have been hundreds of threads in which people aggressively claim that grammar is irrelevant and that fabbers that think it is important are Nazis. This may be an extreme example but one that shows grammar is perhaps a bit necessary after all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".....and yet there have been hundreds of threads in which people aggressively claim that grammar is irrelevant and that fabbers that think it is important are Nazis. This may be an extreme example but one that shows grammar is perhaps a bit necessary after all."

I personally think grammar is very important. I've got no desire to meet anyone that can't string a simple sentence together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's not happy "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah the sweet sound of a man mumbling gobbledygook....

Such a massive turn on

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Its the difference between:

Let's eat Grandma.

And

Let's eat, Grandma.

Makes me wonder why there is so much miscommunication in the written word, especially in forums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its the difference between:

Let's eat Grandma.

And

Let's eat, Grandma.

Makes me wonder why there is so much miscommunication in the written word, especially in forums.

Plenty of guys desperate enough to eat grandmas on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Over 100 replies relentlessly taking the piss.

The guy either struggles with English as a language or is traumatised in some way. Or both.

Disappointed Fab, disappointed. Thought you were better than that

Normaly I'd agree but green arrow and what he was doing with other posts kinda puts a different view on it

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

"Just read you profile OP that also makes no sense either

That was brave of you

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By *appy_hedonistMan over a year ago

Islington

Donald - please focus on selecting a Secretary of State!

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By *adja_lazloCouple over a year ago

Solihull

Do you know one of them posts were you just think its better for all involved if we block the OP, yes, us to, and did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you know one of them posts were you just think its better for all involved if we block the OP, yes, us to, and did"

Why would blocking him make anything better for you? You're still commenting on this thread.

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

I find mandarin easier to understand than yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile is just as odd.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HIS MEETS ARE EVEN MORE WEIRD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I pissed?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I pissed?!"

NO you aren't lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's a clever bloke...obviously a student of the Gestalt theory of Psychology...ie the whole is more important than the constituent parts

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

It's English Jim, but not as we know it!

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By *irage899Man over a year ago

Sunderland

D*unk. Cannot even start to make sense of it. The more I read it the less sense it makes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally agree op spot on

Ignore the haters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it's in esperanto

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By *rivate auditionsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Nope!,cant solve this one so will have to pass!.

Next Question please?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally agree op spot on

Ignore the haters."

Ah! Mystery solved... It's Dutch!

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By *mo-amas-amatMan over a year ago

brighton

I personally think grammar is very important. I've got no desire to meet anyone that can't string a simple sentence together."

Let me ask... In the above sentence is a comma necessary to set off a non-defining subordinate clause or an appositive?

Just asking....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is he speaking northern?"

No it's fluent Bungalese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If translated it using colours and numbers with a sky remote as a Rosetta stone it comes out as "sorry to raise this old chestnut again but what do you think about bareback sex"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I personally think grammar is very important. I've got no desire to meet anyone that can't string a simple sentence together.

Let me ask... In the above sentence is a comma necessary to set off a non-defining subordinate clause or an appositive?

Just asking....

There are several sentences above. To which are you referring?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I understand perfectly. His hovercraft is full of eels.

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By *ndigo40Woman over a year ago

secret town

I think he is saying

His gf Is whore

He has had her back three times and each time she has cheated on him.

And everyone to stay clear of her

It's another pass, fuck, avoid, kill thread.

I think it's the latter

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By *ougar_n_TILFCouple over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"I understand perfectly. His hovercraft is full of eels."

No no, I think it translates directly as "please fondle my buttocks".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just want say sorry for that msg. Maybe some of people get proper ?? now I got too.I'm trying give she chance with she doesn't have with hub long story, and I think every deserve for second chance! She just crossing and crashed me soft ?? and now wish life pay back,just half of.I'm not perfect ratings but nice whose explain. Word love idiots ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seriously. Even google translate can't figure this out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I literally cannot parse the OP at all. Usually there's a clue, but not this time.

Me neither. Even tried reading it backward....but nope. Go on OP give us a clue!"

Ha ha ha

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Well hopefully you get thing's sorted.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Try rubbing some bacon on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're all taking the piss but if he had on his profile that he was dyslexic I'm sure he'd have a load of people leaping to his defence...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It took u 3 times to actually realise she was bad for u

I mean u do know the saying goes once bitten twice shy? And that the defenition of insanity us repeating the same action expecting a different result

Sounds like sour grapes from someone who's fallen deep

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"You're all taking the piss but if he had on his profile that he was dyslexic I'm sure he'd have a load of people leaping to his defence..."

That is so true...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all taking the piss but if he had on his profile that he was dyslexic I'm sure he'd have a load of people leaping to his defence..."

That's because Dylexics rule. Ko?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Just want say sorry for that msg. Maybe some of people get proper ?? now I got too.I'm trying give she chance with she doesn't have with hub long story, and I think every deserve for second chance! She just crossing and crashed me soft ?? and now wish life pay back,just half of.I'm not perfect ratings but nice whose explain. Word love idiots ?

Sorry, no can't get it. If you're using a translater you need a better one! !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its the difference between:

Let's eat Grandma.

And

Let's eat, Grandma.

Makes me wonder why there is so much miscommunication in the written word, especially in forums.

Plenty of guys desperate enough to eat grandmas on here

Most of the women my age are grandmas , don't knock it until you've tried it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think it says..

if that woman crosses ur life (im assuming his now ex) then run please and dont stop (running) im not sure how bad she was (im assuming the reason she is also now the ex) but he doesnt want to (know? he doesnt want to know how bad she was perhaps? as in how many she has fucked off here). Fuck her (exclamation mark exclamation mark. hes making a stand here... go him), life will be a bit better (im assuming his life and better as in without her in it) dont know what she is sayin about me but ive kicked her out of my life. this is the third time (she has been the ex?) and it will also be the last (he doesnt wanna get back with her again?)

not sure tho

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

She's outta my life duh duh duh duh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I personally think grammar is very important. I've got no desire to meet anyone that can't string a simple sentence together.

Let me ask... In the above sentence is a comma necessary to set off a non-defining subordinate clause or an appositive?

Just asking....

There are several sentences above. To which are you referring?

to be honest i think its not a matter of grammar this man is romanian i believe and the way in which they write their dialect in romanian is not how google translate can convert to english the same way and with the words intended.. i dont think its his grammar i think its the language he speaks translated as he doesnt know english well enough to write what he wants to say .

this is a result

i say and think this as i used to live next door to 5 car wash dudes and i tried having conversations with them that came out like this (which were epic fails) due to how google translate reads and interprets their words into ours.

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By *mo-amas-amatMan over a year ago

brighton

I personally think grammar is very important. I've got no desire to meet anyone that can't string a simple sentence together.

Let me ask... In the above sentence is a comma necessary to set off a non-defining subordinate clause or an appositive?

Just asking....

There are several sentences above. To which are you referring?

this is a result

Fair play. I just like to add some daft humour to these threads.

No offence intended.

My favourite Romanian word is Arici.

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By *mo-amas-amatMan over a year ago

brighton

I personally think grammar is very important. I've got no desire to meet anyone that can't string a simple sentence together.

Let me ask... In the above sentence is a comma necessary to set off a non-defining subordinate clause or an appositive?

Just asking....

There are several sentences above. To which are you referring?

this is a result

Fair play. I just like to add some daft humour to these threads.

No offence intended.

My favourite Romanian word is Arici.

Or...

Vorbesti engleza foarte bine...

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By *angerdaveMan over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction? "
mmm very good reading between the lines helps I can see it now lol

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By *angerdaveMan over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

[Removed by poster at 15/12/16 12:40:26]

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By *angerdaveMan over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

So are you saying ppl like me with dyslexia are not worth meeting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My head hurts trying to make sense of that

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By *riskySandDCouple over a year ago

DONCASTER

Probably an illiterate foreigner who wrote some utter garbage in their native language and then tried running it through a translation app

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a guess the OP means his ex has been not very nice to him 3 times. He's forgiven her previously and now she's trying to get back with him he's running a mile in the other direction? "

wow are you a translator for the police?

well done .

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By *ndigo40Woman over a year ago

secret town

"You're all taking the piss but if he had on his profile that he was dyslexic I'm sure he'd have a load of people leaping to his defence..."

He isn't dyslexic he is from Croatia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's fluent in Gibberish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have i fell asleep and woke up in some other dimension ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wut?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You're all taking the piss but if he had on his profile that he was dyslexic I'm sure he'd have a load of people leaping to his defence...

He isn't dyslexic he is from Croatia "

Are people from southern Croatia called Scrotes?

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By *ubble troubleCouple over a year ago

Manchester

Is this the draft of Donald Trump's inauguration speech?

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By *andemanMan over a year ago

bedforshire

"Maybe the OP is dyslexic? "

Oi! My spelling maybe crap but my posts are never THIS confussing thanks!

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

I think if all get as d*unk obviously was we might understand hic lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this the draft of Donald Trump's inauguration speech?"

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By *andemanMan over a year ago

bedforshire

"You're all taking the piss but if he had on his profile that he was dyslexic I'm sure he'd have a load of people leaping to his defence..."

Ruby I am Dyslexic (really) and the OP is clearly Not. Either this was a delibarate gag post ( very strange sense of humour) or a post from someone who actually does not speak english at all. Thats fine as someone here has said post in native language would be better.

Thank you for the idea that people would jump to the defence of Dyslexics greaful to hear that. You can defend me any day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not blonde ... but that post is stupid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF? I'll have a pint what he's drinking please bartender.

I'll just do this half bottle of rum then i'll tell you all what he means.....not saying you'll understand what I type either mind

Think whatever OP has d*unk should be d*unk in ml not pint

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