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ONE line messages in your Box.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We get loads of one liners in our mail box ,, lol is it just us ,,,
You look finger licking good.
can we shag .
come sit on this .
what do you get. jo xxxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we do get a lot of the usal one liners
but the best one i had so far was
is you name gillette......cos you the best that man can get
top marks to the guy who thought that little gem up
it really made me laugh
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the main problem is that single guys are at the bottom of the food chain in the swinging world and it is quite an effort to write a decent different message for every person you contact. As you will get countless knockbacks or be ignored you want to contact as many people as possible. So then its a decision to either make an effort or do a one liner or copy and paste job to save time! The one liner IS very lazy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"we do get a lot of the usal one liners
but the best one i had so far was
is you name gillette......cos you the best that man can get
top marks to the guy who thought that little gem up
it really made me laugh
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Well so far i have never had that one ,, lol but very very sweet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many to mention lol, 90% of the time its “how r u?”
Best one of late was received from a couple’s profile, in the header was “Hi slut” and the message was “cn a fuck u?” a real smooth talker, must get loads of replies.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heres mine... ' you horny?' or ' im a professional photographer can i take pics FOR you?' or 'I know im 15 years too young and i live in Cornwall and im married but ..' or the one that really irritates ' its a shame you dont want to meet me''. Shame for who? lol. |
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" We get loads of one liners in our mail box ,, lol is it just us ,,,
You look finger licking good.
can we shag .
come sit on this .
what do you get. jo xxxx
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No its not just you Jo. It got so bad that our profile now says:-
"Please do not write 'text speak' in emails to me - u and r are letters, not words - it is simply lazy and bad manners when you have a whole keyboard in front of you - messages that consist of one line like "Wazzup" "Hey what's up" or "What u been doin'" from people I don't actually know will not be replied to - life is too short."
Love n stuff
Rudie
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these are all genuine messages and replys we have sent back in last couple of months, hate one liners so i dont hold back lol
message, wanna meet up
reply, yeah but not with you
message, you look sexy
reply, you dont
message, what you up to
reply, reading one line messages from numptys,
message cn i fk u
reply, cn u fk
message, you look good enough to eat
reply, from your pictures you,ve eat enough
message, do you wanna black guy
reply, dont mind black, but dont do ugly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" We get loads of one liners in our mail box ,, lol is it just us ,,,
You look finger licking good.
can we shag .
come sit on this .
what do you get. jo xxxx
No its not just you Jo. It got so bad that our profile now says:-
"Please do not write 'text speak' in emails to me - u and r are letters, not words - it is simply lazy and bad manners when you have a whole keyboard in front of you - messages that consist of one line like "Wazzup" "Hey what's up" or "What u been doin'" from people I don't actually know will not be replied to - life is too short."
Love n stuff
Rudie
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well that makes me feel a bit better i was getting worried thinking it was just us who get loads,, lol how can a person get to know from that tex chat ... takes more then one line too pull me ,, lol kisses jo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"these are all genuine messages and replys we have sent back in last couple of months, hate one liners so i dont hold back lol
message, wanna meet up
reply, yeah but not with you
message, you look sexy
reply, you dont
message, what you up to
reply, reading one line messages from numptys,
message cn i fk u
reply, cn u fk
message, you look good enough to eat
reply, from your pictures you,ve eat enough
message, do you wanna black guy
reply, dont mind black, but dont do ugly"
Excellent - mind if I use some of those ideas? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh heres a couple more that really annoy me!
1) Can you show me the ropes ... ( only if you are going to slip it round your neck )
2) I like older women .. ( then go visit your Nanna).
3) Im a virgin .. ( well thats plain ridiculous!) |
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"these are all genuine messages and replys we have sent back in last couple of months, hate one liners so i dont hold back lol
message, wanna meet up
reply, yeah but not with you
message, you look sexy
reply, you dont
message, what you up to
reply, reading one line messages from numptys,
message cn i fk u
reply, cn u fk
message, you look good enough to eat
reply, from your pictures you,ve eat enough
message, do you wanna black guy
reply, dont mind black, but dont do uglyExcellent - mind if I use some of those ideas?"
please do x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never ever had a couple or lady message me out of the blue, only ever as a reply.
only messages out of the blue I have had is from bi blokes  "
thank god for that, i thought it was just me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never write one liners and always try to make a reference to the profile i am writing to so they can see i have read it and i always make a point of wishing everyone i write the best of luck for the future. but to be honest i may as well write one liners as most of the people i write to never reply they just delete the mail, not even a no thanks so to be honest taking the time to write a decent mail is becoming hard work after all its only going to be ignored. to me thats as rude and as lazy as writing a one liner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never write one liners and always try to make a reference to the profile i am writing to so they can see i have read it and i always make a point of wishing everyone i write the best of luck for the future. but to be honest i may as well write one liners as most of the people i write to never reply they just delete the mail, not even a no thanks so to be honest taking the time to write a decent mail is becoming hard work after all its only going to be ignored. to me thats as rude and as lazy as writing a one liner."
for fear of repeating myslf, thank god for that, thought it was just me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" we sometimes get 'nice ass' we always reply saying thank you , and D signs it pmsl !"
Just nice ass? What's wrong with them, the whole damn package is beyond just bloody nice. And no, not you D!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" we sometimes get 'nice ass' we always reply saying thank you , and D signs it pmsl !
Just nice ass? What's wrong with them, the whole damn package is beyond just bloody nice. And no, not you D!
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Strange one yesterday from a couple it just said "WOW" how the hell do you send a reply to that lol xx |
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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago
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I've received many 1 liners like
hi
fancy a fuck
nice ass
nice tits
and these are from guys with NO PICS or TOO YOUNG
my one line back (if they are lucky) is 'read the f**king profile'........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i had one guy who said i must be lying about my age cos i look younger in my pic..well my pic is of my tit..wtf??"
Yes but a very nice, young looking one if I may say so  |
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