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Oh too many to count
Guy a few night ago asked if I would fuck him and his brother. Then said he could add another cock. Then offered me money to do it.
Or the many guys who send messages, don't get replies, spam Then turn ruse or cruel.
I just block, or report if its bad enough |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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"Guy asked us to play with him and his dog 🤨
He went into detail.
Sounds a bit woof"
Good job you didn't go for it,could have been a really hairy situation 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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"A couples profile that included a devil emoji telling me how bad my fanny looked. Think they described it as a dogs dinner"
Looked at your profile, obviously to see if it does look like the aforementioned dogs dinner. I can categorically confirm that your pussy is nothing like a dogs dinner 😘 |
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"We keep getting a message asking for the Mrs to be paid to be taken to a hotel to have a fight with another girl and then get “taken care of” by a group of guys. "
Oh we’ve had a few like this except I’m sure some sort of foodstuff was also mentioned 🤣 |
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So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!
Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’  |
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By *an8iMan 7 weeks ago
Bilston |
I had one from a couple who said put some effort into messaging us or it will get deleted no 'hi' or 'how are you' messages so i wrote a really polite message starting with their password attached a face pic as requested then got a message back just saying 'Hi' never bothered replying. |
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By *an8iMan 7 weeks ago
Bilston |
"So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!
Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’ "
there loss you are stunning |
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"So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!
Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’ "
If it weren't for your upper age limit...
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After a couple of nice messages between us, she gave me her number and asked me to call her at 9pm the next day.
I called at 9:05 and she didn't pick up.
I received a message about 20min later saying,
"You missed your chance and besides that, your far to old, skinny and very ugly!"
I thanked her for her feedback and wished her all the best for 2025
I think I dodged a bullet with that lady,😅 |
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"So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!
Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’ "
Luckily escape there!!! Ah the weight thing ....unless I'm sitting on your face my weight doesn't concern you!! |
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By *G74Woman 6 weeks ago
Blackburn |
A few guys messaging me who I didnt reply to as they obviously hadn't read my profile about only club meets ... started sending me messages about watching my status about going to clubs and would be waiting for me to come out and follow me back to my car, even to where I was staying and they were going to fuck me whether i liked it or not ... people boggle my mind sometimes, I mean seriously WTF!?  |
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Mine wasn’t the worst in terms of abuse or anything more of a request , I was at a butlins 90s weekend and they messaged saying they was there and we sent a few messages then one night they said if they leave the door open can I walk in piss over the misses and if I can could I take a shit on her and walk out …..safe to say I decided to stay and watch b*witched |
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We had one a couple of days ago from a single guy saying that he wanted to 'breed my wife'. Our profile makes it pretty damn clear that we only play safe. I guess that is a pretty tame by standards already posted on here, but it did make us chuckle. |
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"So, Thursday I had a message from a guy I was due to meet just as I was leaving to head to said meet, to tell me he was cancelling cos he’d ’pulled in the hotel bar and couldn’t turn it down’!
Then I got a message about my status from a guy telling me I needed to ‘eat less and move more - that’s the reason I’m getting ghosted/cancelled’ "
Well I think you look lovely. |
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The worst one to ever get is, "Hi".
I'd honestly rather have any of the other ones above because at least those shows some degree of effort and a willingness to engage with more than a few randomly sparking brain cells.
They may be deranged, unpleasant or not to your liking but at least they typed more than two letters.
Evidently some people think that two letters is all the effort I'm worth going to. |
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I think this one has to be my oddest to date…. Completely random and out of the blue.
‘Now understand why my friend blocked you you are the most wasted time on here, my friend as the chat from telegram don't tray to said any shift because polite hi just removed you as friend god lucky bay bay’
He then proceeded to give me abuse via Telegram (I sstill have no clue who he is!) and then said he worked for Fab….
I’ve met 5 year olds who write better than this….. |
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I once matched with a woman on Tinder, chatted for a while and I asked her what she was up to one night. She replied saying "Not much, just playing Pass Or Smash with my daughter".
Her daughter was 11. Unmatched and blocked instantly. |
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"I've posted all my worst messages on the bottom of my profile, and there's a LOT
Couldn’t stop reading them  think we have the same people messaging us "
Lol the "you white bitches are going to ruin my career and marriage" was last night. Wth that was about I don't know. |
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"Don't really get any mental messages with my filters being on. But had them down to play a forum game not too long ago. Guy asks if I'd like to see him suck his own cock 🤦🏻♀️"
My back's hurting just thinking about it |
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We had a male half of a couple constantly messaging asking to meet with Mrs alone, and he wanted to take her to a graveyard late at night/early hours (mid winter) and fuck her bareback over the grave of his deceased sister....
Like, what the actual fuck.
Blocked, reported, and hopefully he's getting the help he clearly needs. |
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"We had a male half of a couple constantly messaging asking to meet with Mrs alone, and he wanted to take her to a graveyard late at night/early hours (mid winter) and fuck her bareback over the grave of his deceased sister....
Like, what the actual fuck.
Blocked, reported, and hopefully he's getting the help he clearly needs."
Woah......... That's enough internet for me today! 😬 |
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Don’t show those pics, they would invoke some not so nice messages 
