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I once had a guy continuously make comments about being a gynecologist to the point I believed him and was conscious about a professional with fannies looking at mine! Afterwards when I asked what hospital he worked in he looks confused and told me he's sells plumbing parts |
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Had a guy who had been having trouble getting it up, and found that wanking him off was the only way to ensure anything happening in the trouser department.
After tossing him off for about half a sodding hour, my rotator-cuff was really starting to give me gyp. I decided to try and bring about a climax to get it over with, and squeezed tighter and increased the tempo.
I couldn't believe it when he exclaimed: "Don't do that - I'm gonna' cum!!"
It was my husband who blurted out: "That's the fucking idea, for chrissakes!"  |
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Not what I said but what happened.
We had been out in the pub and got home and got down to it.
Lube was needed but didn't have any, so she said, try the tub of Vaseline in the drawer.
Being dark and bit tipsy I opened the drawer, got the "Vaseline out", put in in us both and we screemed at same time.
Lol- turned light on..
I grabbed Vicks vapor rub instead of Vaseline |
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