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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What’s the funniest response you’ve got from politely declining someone’s advances.
We try and be courteous if someone messages that we are not interested in but often the reply we get to that is amusing.
A recent fav is being told that they are picky anyway so wouldn’t have wanted to meet us anyways haha funny how that occurred after they were told no. |
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I've had 2 almost identical ones from two different "straight men". Declined both their advances to then be called a "gay fagg**"... hmmm how do you even respond to that (other than use of a block button lol) |
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That I'm an idiot.
It was my loss.
Did I not know who they were?
Did I not know their standing in the community?
Did I not know they could end my fab journey?
All from different but well verified profiles after never speaking before they sent me lists of specific instructions that I had to follow before I could meet them. (They contacted me) |
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"What’s the funniest response you’ve got from politely declining someone’s advances.
We try and be courteous if someone messages that we are not interested in but often the reply we get to that is amusing.
A recent fav is being told that they are picky anyway so wouldn’t have wanted to meet us anyways haha funny how that occurred after they were told no. "
I’ve had a couple that spring to mind:
1. I’m obviously a fake married bitch because I refused a “u free now” message.
2. Fat girls should be grateful of any offer on here.
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We don't reply is our polite way of declining people's interest. The funniest response from several profiles is they'll message again a month or two later. In some cases it's been going on for years and we've never replied once. Be aware that by replying to politely turn people down, sometimes sexy Ladies suddenly become F@t Sl*gs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm an idiot.
It was my loss.
Did I not know who they were?
Did I not know their standing in the community?
Did I not know they could end my fab journey?
All from different but well verified profiles after never speaking before they sent me lists of specific instructions that I had to follow before I could meet them. (They contacted me)"
That’s crazy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We don't reply is our polite way of declining people's interest. The funniest response from several profiles is they'll message again a month or two later. In some cases it's been going on for years and we've never replied once. Be aware that by replying to politely turn people down, sometimes sexy Ladies suddenly become F@t Sl*gs."
And we are guessing pretty much the same copy and paste message each time? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I usually got some form of “Your loss”, especially after some time has passed and I haven’t responded.
Umm no honey, I don’t think so. "
Haha yeah we’ve had this one too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No problem
But yeah if you were gay/bi I'd
(Insert sexual act here for what they would do )
Teapot?
I couldn't remember the exact words
get lubed up and let you destroy my arse hole with you thick cock
Or suck you dry as you shove your dick deep in my throat "
So graphic |
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"No problem
But yeah if you were gay/bi I'd
(Insert sexual act here for what they would do )
Teapot?
I couldn't remember the exact words
get lubed up and let you destroy my arse hole with you thick cock
Or suck you dry as you shove your dick deep in my throat
So graphic "
Yeah I couldn't help but laugh as I had already declined so they went for a sexual final attempt comment |
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"What’s the funniest response you’ve got from politely declining someone’s advances.
We try and be courteous if someone messages that we are not interested in but often the reply we get to that is amusing.
A recent fav is being told that they are picky anyway so wouldn’t have wanted to meet us anyways haha funny how that occurred after they were told no. "
What's very funny is someone who has looked at your pics and said they are picky.... Great pics of you both... Love the fact you try to be courteous and reply though. Kudos. |
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One verification I got was that I wasn’t a nice woman, my pictures weren’t up to date and I looked much older than my age,. As if I was going to let that show on my profile and the reason I don’t meet people I’m not initially attracted to. |
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By *eliusMan
over a year ago
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You may laugh at the responses, which is good as they shouldn’t be treated seriously but I wouldn’t call them funny.
When I saw the thread title I thought it meant ‘funny’ as in comedic laugh out loud. These are just childish playground tantrums. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You may laugh at the responses, which is good as they shouldn’t be treated seriously but I wouldn’t call them funny.
When I saw the thread title I thought it meant ‘funny’ as in comedic laugh out loud. These are just childish playground tantrums."
Tantrums indeed but we do try and make light of them. In a toys out of the pram way. |
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Funniest thing I've had was on fabguys but not about a meet
I asked if any guys had tried e-stim and was it any good and worth trying
I woke up the next day to a very strange message about how I shouldn't be asking about e-stim on the forums
How would I like it if e-stim was asking about me on the forums, asking guys their opinion on me
I politely told them that e-stim was a sex toy and not a person
Few hours later another message telling me how I was rude and out of order discussing someone's private life on a public forum and I had now been reported to admin for it
Again I sent another polite messaging explaining in great detail the difference between a sextoy and a living person...I made it pretty much idiot proof as I had by now worked out I was talking to one
I then received a barrage of abuse from them and a warning from admin about my behaviour
Still makes me smile thinking about it
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"That Mrs should be "Put Down"! She actually got quite upset with this, being the sensitive soul she is.
That is abhorrent.
Completely agree, I sincerely hope the user was reported"
Indeed, and then Blocked. Quite hurtful and knocked her confidence for a while. We laugh about it now though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That Mrs should be "Put Down"! She actually got quite upset with this, being the sensitive soul she is.
That is abhorrent.
Completely agree, I sincerely hope the user was reported
Indeed, and then Blocked. Quite hurtful and knocked her confidence for a while. We laugh about it now though. "
Good you’ve moved on but that should never be acceptable. |
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"Funniest thing I've had was on fabguys but not about a meet
I asked if any guys had tried e-stim and was it any good and worth trying
I woke up the next day to a very strange message about how I shouldn't be asking about e-stim on the forums
How would I like it if e-stim was asking about me on the forums, asking guys their opinion on me
I politely told them that e-stim was a sex toy and not a person
Few hours later another message telling me how I was rude and out of order discussing someone's private life on a public forum and I had now been reported to admin for it
Again I sent another polite messaging explaining in great detail the difference between a sextoy and a living person...I made it pretty much idiot proof as I had by now worked out I was talking to one
I then received a barrage of abuse from them and a warning from admin about my behaviour
Still makes me smile thinking about it
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More importantly... How was estim when you tried "him".? |
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"Funniest thing I've had was on fabguys but not about a meet
I asked if any guys had tried e-stim and was it any good and worth trying
I woke up the next day to a very strange message about how I shouldn't be asking about e-stim on the forums
How would I like it if e-stim was asking about me on the forums, asking guys their opinion on me
I politely told them that e-stim was a sex toy and not a person
Few hours later another message telling me how I was rude and out of order discussing someone's private life on a public forum and I had now been reported to admin for it
Again I sent another polite messaging explaining in great detail the difference between a sextoy and a living person...I made it pretty much idiot proof as I had by now worked out I was talking to one
I then received a barrage of abuse from them and a warning from admin about my behaviour
Still makes me smile thinking about it
More importantly... How was estim when you tried "him".? "
Never got to try it unfortunately
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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago
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"I've had 2 almost identical ones from two different "straight men". Declined both their advances to then be called a "gay fagg**"... hmmm how do you even respond to that (other than use of a block button lol) "
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Words we'd never use, but you might respond "How pitiful for you then to be the reject of a gay... ". Childish, I know, but in the moment it might leave you with the last word |
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By *heelerMan
over a year ago
Northants |
"What’s the funniest response you’ve got from politely declining someone’s advances.
We try and be courteous if someone messages that we are not interested in but often the reply we get to that is amusing.
A recent fav is being told that they are picky anyway so wouldn’t have wanted to meet us anyways haha funny how that occurred after they were told no.
I’ve had a couple that spring to mind:
1. I’m obviously a fake married bitch because I refused a “u free now” message.
2. Fat girls should be grateful of any offer on here.
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Hoped you blocked them these are the type of guys who ruin it for us respectable ones. |
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"What’s the funniest response you’ve got from politely declining someone’s advances.
We try and be courteous if someone messages that we are not interested in but often the reply we get to that is amusing.
A recent fav is being told that they are picky anyway so wouldn’t have wanted to meet us anyways haha funny how that occurred after they were told no.
I’ve had a couple that spring to mind:
1. I’m obviously a fake married bitch because I refused a “u free now” message.
2. Fat girls should be grateful of any offer on here.
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Ooh did you go back with...
"yes I am that desperate which is why I can only imagine how shit that must make you if I'm saying no to you" |
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That because in the 5 seconds from being ‘the hottest thing they’ve seen’ to me rejecting them, they’ve miraculously and suddenly discovered me on other platforms and ‘dodged a bullet.’ Happens at least once a day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That because in the 5 seconds from being ‘the hottest thing they’ve seen’ to me rejecting them, they’ve miraculously and suddenly discovered me on other platforms and ‘dodged a bullet.’ Happens at least once a day."
Proves their fickleness if nothing else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Normally some lovely reference to my age and how I must be ugly and how dare I turn them down.
My favourite was you’re 47 love you can’t afford to be fussy. "
Yeah the whole beggars can’t be choosers narrative, what happened to grace and manners and just accepting no means no. |
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"Normally some lovely reference to my age and how I must be ugly and how dare I turn them down.
My favourite was you’re 47 love you can’t afford to be fussy.
Yeah the whole beggars can’t be choosers narrative, what happened to grace and manners and just accepting no means no. "
Absolutely. People who don’t understand the basic principle that I’m married and do this to enhance, not replace my sex-life, aren’t worth a second thought x |
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"What’s the funniest response you’ve got from politely declining someone’s advances.
We try and be courteous if someone messages that we are not interested in but often the reply we get to that is amusing.
A recent fav is being told that they are picky anyway so wouldn’t have wanted to meet us anyways haha funny how that occurred after they were told no.
I’ve had a couple that spring to mind:
1. I’m obviously a fake married bitch because I refused a “u free now” message.
2. Fat girls should be grateful of any offer on here.
Ooh did you go back with...
"yes I am that desperate which is why I can only imagine how shit that must make you if I'm saying no to you" "
I asked them if they were having a bad day and used that ever do useful block button! |
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"What’s the funniest response you’ve got from politely declining someone’s advances.
We try and be courteous if someone messages that we are not interested in but often the reply we get to that is amusing.
A recent fav is being told that they are picky anyway so wouldn’t have wanted to meet us anyways haha funny how that occurred after they were told no.
I’ve had a couple that spring to mind:
1. I’m obviously a fake married bitch because I refused a “u free now” message.
2. Fat girls should be grateful of any offer on here.
Hoped you blocked them these are the type of guys who ruin it for us respectable ones."
I did use the block button |
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