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over a year ago
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isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.  |
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over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol. "
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit!"
we know a few who aren't shy or vanish when you arrange to meet! |
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I have a mate with a thick 10" dildo, mould a penis thing, based on his own cock.
He is pretty good looking, wealthy by almost any standards, and looking for a wife.
His criteria is if you can *bury* the dildo in your cunt and you are 40 or less and 12 stone or less he will marry you.
Needless to say he is still single, according to him women come in three classes.
1/ those who can't take it all and don't want to.
2/ those who *claim* to love monster cocks but even when houses all over the planet and charge cards are on offer can't actually take it
3/ those who *can* actually take it but are somehow convinced that he does not respect them as he is looking for women with a "cunt like a bucket" (their words) and not their personality.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit!
we know a few who aren't shy or vanish when you arrange to meet!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit!
we know a few who aren't shy or vanish when you arrange to meet!
names and profiles in a message please "
can't message you we are not site supporters! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol. "
My cock has been attached to me for 43 yrs. Its mine and there is sod all I can do about the size of it , never think about it never worry about it. It will still be attached the day I die  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a non-swinging friend who has been blessed (12 inch according to his wife) and he was very shy about it. Even before he met his wife and we were going out he was very shy about and hated his ex girlfriends mentioning it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit!
we know a few who aren't shy or vanish when you arrange to meet!
names and profiles in a message please
can't message you we are not site supporters!"
We cant message you either as you have bnlocked couples from messaging you...lol...not to worry, we have checked your veri's, noted a few names and will call them direct |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont really care whos cocks bigger than mine..I just know i actually meet
dunno how many fems/cpls ask for only over 8inches...then find lots of timewasters etc...then come to essentially tell the site that this sites full of timewasters....twats! lol |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
My cock has been attached to me for 43 yrs. Its mine and there is sod all I can do about the size of it , never think about it never worry about it. It will still be attached the day I die "
unless ur arnt realy single, and the wife finds out! to which it will be duly detached  ouch |
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"one thing to remember is that man inches are different from real or woman inches,when a man says 10 inches that usually means about 7 real inches! "
that would be the same ruler women use when measuring their waistline then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That'd be a very bendy 'ruler' then, which defeats the object, as a ruler, by definition is used to rule straight lines!! Now a tape measure...that's a whole different ball game Hah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am not really bothered about the size, as long as it not to small but it was more curiosity than anything else. But I just find it funny how these guys with monster cocks give it all the chat and then don't want to know when you say yes please.
Maybe it's me. X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol. "
 not shy |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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My cock has been attached to me for 43 yrs. Its mine and there is sod all I can do about the size of it , never think about it never worry about it. It will still be attached the day I die "
I grew mine myself too...
Wolf
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Im 8.5 inches in length and 7.5 in girth. My pics show this abd although im new to the swingin scene im more than up for genuine meets but its so hard to get meets as a single male. Really want to get into swingen. Ive been curious too long |
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Or maybe those in the "monster" department have considerably more choice of potential partners (apparently) and can afford to be choosy.
Kinda like the disproprtionate number of single guys compared to females and/ or couples on here.
Just another point of _iew is all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or maybe those in the "monster" department have considerably more choice of potential partners (apparently) and can afford to be choosy.
Kinda like the disproprtionate number of single guys compared to females and/ or couples on here.
Just another point of _iew is all."
I agree with you on the choosy part, but not choice of partners - the main ones I see on here requesting larger cocks are couples, who I have no interest in, and single females who most of the time I strongly suspect of being guys with a fake profile, typically to the effect of:
'Mmmmm I'm a girl who just loves guys with HUGE COCKS!!! I need to be filled and stretched in all my tight holes, guys attach face and cock pics when messaging me or YOU WILL BE DELETED!!!!!'
So basically yes its nice to have a big cock when you finally do get a meet, but its rare that alone will net you many more options than any other guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you think women who have a lot more sex than average ( and I assume most of the woman on this site are in the high sex category) need bigger cocks to feel satisfied... does loads of fucking make a pussy more capacious or less sensitive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think women who have a lot more sex than average ( and I assume most of the woman on this site are in the high sex category) need bigger cocks to feel satisfied... does loads of fucking make a pussy more capacious or less sensitive? "
Nope. Doesn't work like that. I like big ones from time to time because they are a challenge and stretch me and hurt a little. But after makes me super tight and sensitive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. Doesn't work like that. I like big ones from time to time because they are a challenge and stretch me and hurt a little. But after makes me super tight and sensitive. "
Interesting _iew of sex as a painful challenge. You could always go to the dentist javascript:doSmilie(' ') |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"one thing to remember is that man inches are different from real or woman inches,when a man says 10 inches that usually means about 7 real inches!
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haha maybe I am a 10 after all then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cock has been attached to me for 43 yrs. Its mine and there is sod all I can do about the size of it , never think about it never worry about it. It will still be attached the day I die
I grew mine myself too...
Wolf
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That comment made me smile lol i grew mine too i'd have you know..so high five to the growers hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit!"
Well i'm VVWE and would always meet but it's hard finding women that actually want VVWE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are all the VWE guys all single?"
Its possible that some couples do actually have VWE endowed males, but given that they're now coupled up no longer feel like they have to brag about the size of their penises? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol. "
Perhaps the truth is disappointing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If women believed all the claims of guys who say they're 10 inches plus etc then no wonder women prang their cars when misjudging distances when parking up! Lol. Ms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit!
Well i'm VVWE and would always meet but it's hard finding women that actually want VVWE"
There was a thread the other day about woman who want big cocks, most will want proof with seeing it on cam first.
Many a guy has tried pulling the "I'm hung like a donkey" card |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think an agreed guide to cock measuring needs to be introduced. I've got a larger than average dick but it still only measures a shade under 8 inches.
I've met a couple of blokes who stated they had over 10 inches... The first one must have started measuring from his arsehole as it was about 6 inches at best and the second one was shorter than mine but he insisted it was still 10 inches!
I think he had a dodgy ruler!
The only bloke i've met with a really huge dick didn't think he was that big.... But I swear you could have rolled pastry with it and still had enough left for a truncheon! |
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit!
Well i'm VVWE and would always meet but it's hard finding women that actually want VVWE"
Now that is a monster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well you live and lean here i did once ... There was this man on cam really big man so tall everything big. And never seen nothing like his cock it was over 10 more 14 inches a monster and i was really taken in .. well 2nd time on cam i got a close up asked why was the end near his hand red like plastic ....... he said very little ... its was like dildo hollow out he had put his own cock into and it looked real and i think he was booted from the site all i know he had gone ..Was a lesson to me BIG cocks not always real when looking at pics and on cam.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Camera angles and perspective are very deceiving, not everything is what it seems with cock pictures!
The only real way of telling if it is a monster is with a full body shot...are they are not many of those! |
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol. "
A 10 inch cock...
I'm not folding mine in half for anybody lol |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Camera angles and perspective are very deceiving, not everything is what it seems with cock pictures!
The only real way of telling if it is a monster is with a full body shot...are they are not many of those!"
Very true! I met a guy ages ago who claimed to have 10 inches - I was really looking forward to the experience....turned out that he was average sized at the best Bloody camera trickery!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol.
Same here!...trying to get a so-called VVVWE or'extremely well hung' or monster cocks to actually meet is like to trying to lick your own elbows!...they miraculously disappear when arranging to meet or suddenly 'user no longer on site'. So c'mon all you massively endowed guys out there, get in touch, now's your chance to shine and believe us, it'll fit!
Well i'm VVWE and would always meet but it's hard finding women that actually want VVWE
There was a thread the other day about woman who want big cocks, most will want proof with seeing it on cam first.
Many a guy has tried pulling the "I'm hung like a donkey" card "
Well I cam but it's still not easy to find women who want VVVWE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not the size of yr cock its how u use it a fuck a fuck but a damn good fuck is something else and that's from a black guy with a bbc "
Or a white guy with a Big Caucasian Cock |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol. "
They are not as big as they claim and they know it. They just don't know when to stop measuring (for some I think it is just below the knee!).
I've met guys who claimed to be 8 inches plus who were, if they were lucky and it was a darkened room, no more than 5 or 6. I have been genuinely disappointed by some! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"one thing to remember is that man inches are different from real or woman inches,when a man says 10 inches that usually means about 7 real inches! "
I always thought that man inches were really real-world centimetres .. lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big cock lies are like the illegal drug trade - they would not exist unless some people want them.
So some sexy woman says she wants a VVWE man and hey presto some guy put his hand up. Are we surprised?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"10 inches! And I thought I was vwe! lol
The type of cock pics you have on your profile tend to turn a lot of people off. Just a word of advice."
Note taken, what's more of a turn on? |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Something more tasteful, maybe just a hint. A nice torso shot and a bum shot are often popular. Good face pics - in private if you prefer - so you can send them with a first message. |
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By *ollie1Couple
over a year ago
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my wife was always fascinated by vvwe cocks and has always enjoyed 7-8 inches
however a few weeks ago she met a guy who was over 9 inches and very thick
she had to stop him in the end it was just too painfulso bear in mind that old saying
"beware what u wish for" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice torso shot and a bum shot are often popular."
Go to 'top photos' and check out the top males, 9/10 times you'll find the highest voted pic is typically one of a large penis.
...though in this case the highest voted male is a woman for some reason? |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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"isnt it strange how most of the guys on here who claim to have very very large cocks (10inch plus)are so shy. why do you think that is. they claim nobody wants to meet them because they are so big. yet i've been trying to meet one for ages. lol. "
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"Big cock lies are like the illegal drug trade - they would not exist unless some people want them.
So some sexy woman says she wants a VVWE man and hey presto some guy put his hand up. Are we surprised? "
What was supposed to happen? |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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"A nice torso shot and a bum shot are often popular.
Go to 'top photos' and check out the top males, 9/10 times you'll find the highest voted pic is typically one of a large penis.
...though in this case the highest voted male is a woman for some reason?"
But who is voting? Is it men or women? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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But who is voting? Is it men or women?"
Males of course, but then they'd be the ones predominantly voting up any male pic due to the vast oversaturation of them on here. |
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