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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations 
The meat aisle at tescos?"
well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice  |
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About 10 years ago I spiked the tea of a old manager i had (he was a vile bullying excuse of a man) with the two mid-strength viagras before he went into a meeting with the management team (who included a number of females who he used to letch over). |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos?"
Turned on by horse meat?...surely not!? |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice "
Sorry mate but that made me chuckle. I know someone who can get me some. Think I'll try half first. |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos?
Turned on by horse meat?...surely not!?"
haha well when im at work plastering when I mix the plaster im throbbing haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
Sorry mate but that made me chuckle. I know someone who can get me some. Think I'll try half first. "
cheers lol they are good but just strange how I get erection over nothing  |
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"About 10 years ago I spiked the tea of a old manager i had (he was a vile bullying excuse of a man) with the two mid-strength viagras before he went into a meeting with the management team (who included a number of females who he used to letch over). "
why would you do this and more to the point why would you admit it? |
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"What do you mean ? How long does it last if you mean erection I was rock hard for 4 hrs .
No how long does Viagra last if you're still feeling the effects three days later."
no Idea going to give it a couple of more days and hope these erections stop being so regular or a trio to doctors maybe I'm the cards |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice "
I'd be more embarrassed admitting to the world having the guys round and sitting wearing pj's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"About 10 years ago I spiked the tea of a old manager i had (he was a vile bullying excuse of a man) with the two mid-strength viagras before he went into a meeting with the management team (who included a number of females who he used to letch over).
why would you do this and more to the point why would you admit it?"
think it's a strange one to do to a boss who you don't like can't see what satisfaction you would get |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
I'd be more embarrassed admitting to the world having the guys round and sitting wearing pj's"
haha well it's a onesie |
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"About 10 years ago I spiked the tea of a old manager i had (he was a vile bullying excuse of a man) with the two mid-strength viagras before he went into a meeting with the management team (who included a number of females who he used to letch over). "
And of course with you being a Doctor you were able to give him a medical exam before you spiked his tea to make sure there was no risk of the Viagra killing him? |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
I'd be more embarrassed admitting to the world having the guys round and sitting wearing pj's haha well it's a onesie"
fookin' 'ell man, that's even worse  |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
I'd be more embarrassed admitting to the world having the guys round and sitting wearing pj's haha well it's a onesie"
Hats off to you Michael, first you admit to having a permanant log on...and now you admit to owning, AND wearing a onesie!!...
Man of steel (scuse the pun!!)  |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
I'd be more embarrassed admitting to the world having the guys round and sitting wearing pj's haha well it's a onesie
fookin' 'ell man, that's even worse "
there good to laze about in there warm and comfy . Bet you want one really  |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
I'd be more embarrassed admitting to the world having the guys round and sitting wearing pj's haha well it's a onesie
Hats off to you Michael, first you admit to having a permanant log on...and now you admit to owning, AND wearing a onesie!!...
Man of steel (scuse the pun!!) "
haha only wear it when I get out of the bath |
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fookin' 'ell man, that's even worse
I dunno, viagra I can handle, onesies I can handle... xbox + fifa.... jesus, braver man than me gunga din to admit that"
it's good FIFA on a Tuesday night few can and mates around good banter. Why's everyone picking on me haha bring it on |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
Sorry mate but that made me chuckle. I know someone who can get me some. Think I'll try half first. cheers lol they are good but just strange how I get erection over nothing "
Like being a teen again then?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As long as its not when your bathing the kids....oooh wats that daddy.."
no kids so that want happen lol wish I never said Nowt in my defence they were a Christmas present of my nana think I will disown her and say it's cause people on fab are taking the Piss haha
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
Sorry mate but that made me chuckle. I know someone who can get me some. Think I'll try half first. cheers lol they are good but just strange how I get erection over nothing
Like being a teen again then?
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well yeah lol more solid erection aswell |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
Sorry mate but that made me chuckle. I know someone who can get me some. Think I'll try half first. cheers lol they are good but just strange how I get erection over nothing
Like being a teen again then?
well yeah lol more solid erection aswell"
I'll make sure I've got someone around to use it on |
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"Sorry Michael....but your gunna get the piss taken outa you tonight...
Be brave and take it on the chins..  "
I'm a big not I can take it by the way my onesie is xlarge that's why I'm a big not in case people were wondering |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
Sorry mate but that made me chuckle. I know someone who can get me some. Think I'll try half first. cheers lol they are good but just strange how I get erection over nothing
Like being a teen again then?
well yeah lol more solid erection aswell
I'll make sure I've got someone around to use it on "
so did I that's why I used it I was mortal and lasted ages |
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"Sorry Michael....but your gunna get the piss taken outa you tonight...
Be brave and take it on the chins.. I'm a big not I can take it by the way my onesie is xlarge that's why I'm a big not in case people were wondering "
I'm a big boy |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos?
In the showers at the gym"
Helping gran out of the chair. |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos?
In the showers at the gym"
not been to the gym luckily lol |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos?
In the showers at the gym
Helping gran out of the chair."
now that's sick lol |
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
Sorry mate but that made me chuckle. I know someone who can get me some. Think I'll try half first. cheers lol they are good but just strange how I get erection over nothing
Like being a teen again then?
well yeah lol more solid erection aswell
I'll make sure I've got someone around to use it on so did I that's why I used it I was mortal and lasted ages "
I'm gonna ask my mate and then keep it on standby |
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"was it a 50 or 100? and how much are they?"
was 100 and 4 for 40 something quid expensive but something I had to try to see what all the fuss was about
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice "
Er, this was REAL Viagra from your GP..? Or lookie-likee from some dodgy web site..?????
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"Took my first last weekend worked but not sure if I would use again cause ever since I've been getting erections in the wrong situations
The meat aisle at tescos? well I was in the pub needed a Piss got there and no Piss just a rock cock had to stay and pretend. The night after I took it I was wearing pjs and my mates came round ( all men ) watching TV and one said why are you sitting with a erection we are playing FIFA on the xbox I didn't even notice
Er, this was REAL Viagra from your GP..? Or lookie-likee from some dodgy web site..?????
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some website someone I here mentioned and I think they are real have Viagra written on them |
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"If you get a headache from Viagra then drink plenty of water (2 pints) and that should help, it's the same as Kamagra. It should help. x
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I never got a headache just a Rock hard throbbing Cock |
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