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Biggest turn OFF in a profile
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is yours, is it a photo, the dirty washing behind them, a cock shot, the looks, a written profile or a message they send.
What makes you want to ignore a profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mentions of taking 'their load' |
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The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons! |
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"full swap only"
Bashing of bigger folks
Low effort with pictures or bio
Messages that leave the onus on the recipient to carry on the convo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad grouting
Pictures of their kids clearly visible on the walls in the background
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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago
Serendipity |
When it says just - Will fill in later
Cock shots over the toilet
Loads of clutter on the floor of a pic
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Things along the lines of lots of cock, room resembling a pig sty, streched/gaping orifices. Words like fuck pig, cumdump, cumslut and anything 16:20 related. |
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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago
Between Norwich & Yarmouth |
Hairy arsehole photos, 20 pics of their cock, no text.... |
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Dirty stained clothes and tracky bottoms |
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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago
West midlands |
Graphic pics, multiple bareback sex pics (with others), cum pics , extreme BDSM pics.
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Entitlement. People who set expectations of others that they are clearly unable to meet themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Verifications. |
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Don't you just hate that word ' entitlement' Well I do anyway I don't like to see dirty untidy rooms in a pic or shots taken down the loo  |
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420 friendly
Dirty houses
Lynx Africa |
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The word professional in their profile. |
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Grubby and cluttered backgrounds
Overly graphic pics
No public photos
No bio and silly disclaimers |
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"Grubby and cluttered backgrounds
Overly graphic pics
No public photos
No bio and silly disclaimers "
You have no turn offs  |
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Blank profile.
I'm very surprised not to see 'married' on the list yet  |
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"Don't you just hate that word ' entitlement'"
What word would you use to describe people who think they can set expectations that they wouldn’t/couldn’t meet themselves? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Overly graphically sexual verifications. Lovely that they did all those things to you but do I need a step by step account of your time together. Just seems over the top. Just gives me a slight ick haha. |
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anything that refers to the word 'daddy'
just wrong  |
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Silhouettes, no effort put into the profile, cluttered background and 420 friendly. |
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"I won't bite...unless you want me to  "
Also anything ranting about how the site is full of fakes and time wasters, or complaining they haven't had meets/replies etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dirty finger nails |
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Being far to long. I want to read a profile not a book |
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Loo pics 
Zero info in the bio....at least give me something to go on |
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"Grubby and cluttered backgrounds
Overly graphic pics
No public photos
No bio and silly disclaimers
You have no turn offs "
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Being asked “have you got face pics”
We’ll yes obviously we have faces but I feel it’s pretty bad etiquette if your in conversation with someone that they’re requesting face pics but not had the decency to send theirs.
If we initiate a conversation on here we will always send face pics attached but being messaged demanding face pics just really puts us off x |
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Age 18-99.
Will fill in later.
Toilet pics.
Dripping cock/vag pics.
Only Mrs pics on a couple profile.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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420 friendly |
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"Blank profile.
I'm very surprised not to see 'married' on the list yet "
Because it brings out the army of men insisting women don't get judged the same for it, blah blah  |
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Blank profile, nothing turns me off more lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BBC only. I understand people have preferences, but telly has evolved so much over the decades. Sky Atlantic is my go to channel nowadays, you don't read me banging on about it. |
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Anything that mentions Daddy. Also "badboy" "badboi"... grow up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Long profiles.
Blah blah fucking blah.
Keep it concise please |
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Ladies pics with lipstick writing on their bodies ... cum slut ... fuck me , etc. Total turn off and so degrading. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single men with photos of other women in
Messy dirty houses
Bathroom pictures
Dirty shoes |
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All of the above!
But the below is 100% automatic delete
"Things along the lines of lots of cock, room resembling a pig sty, streched/gaping orifices. Words like fuck pig, cumdump, cumslut and anything 16:20 related. "
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Anything that isn't consistent.
A bio that says one thing and a library of contradictory verifications.
Any hint that they are box ticking or number crunching.
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Profiles where they state that they are straight but then in the bio say that they are bi.
Make up your minds!! |
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"Profiles where they state that they are straight but then in the bio say that they are bi.
Make up your minds!!"
Or visa versa of course. |
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Been on Fab over a year and still no pics or profile picture.
Any references to "Daddy"
Profiles so long you could read Pride and Prejudice quicker.
So many requirements in a what they're looking for they'd be better off putting a bra on their heads and going full Weird Science |
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All of the above plus heavy cummer
Just no  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons! "
Especially when the purpose of it is to show how many people copy and paste these statements without knowing it's true intention. The Sydney University never done a study on Fab.
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"The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons!
Especially when the purpose of it is to show how many people copy and paste these statements without knowing it's true intention. The Sydney University never done a study on Fab.
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It’s funny and ridiculous |
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When the bio simply says "fill in later", being told in graphic detail what they are going to do to me |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Profiles with strongly worded demands that are one sided to the point that you end up wondering just what's in it for you apart from satisfying their wants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arrogance.
No blacks, Asians, fat people, just are preference remarks.
A few things make me cringe when looking at certain profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loo pictures "
Agree. Loo pics, messy untidy house, dirty feet !, pictures of family members clearly visible in backgroung, especially the children.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Text speak and bad grammar "
I agree text speak is annoying, but I think some people see it as "cool".
Bad grammar I can live with. Some people struggle and I get that. |
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By *gent6Agent9Couple
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, London |
"Loo pictures "
Definitely this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Numerous cock pics |
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Just cock pictures and nothing or very little in the profile text. It just indicates they’re not putting in an effort so would be the same (if they ever turned up) at a meet.
Also if they’re straight |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
-No public pics at all /just cock pics.
-Lots of pics all the women they've shagged in various positions & all you see is there cock or hand.
-Mmmmmmmm or I don't bite unless asked.
-I'm looking to meet ,not swap messages .
-Condoms full of jizz hanging off a cock (yep seen a few of these).
-Couple profiles with all pics of the lady and just one of his cock. |
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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago
West midlands |
"420 friendly
Dirty houses
Lynx Africa"
Lol |
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By *ooki82Man
over a year ago
Plymouth |
When they have a variation of "hunglad" in the name (especially when they're clearly not!) |
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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago
West midlands |
"Been on Fab over a year and still no pics or profile picture.
Any references to "Daddy"
Profiles so long you could read Pride and Prejudice quicker.
So many requirements in a what they're looking for they'd be better off putting a bra on their heads and going full Weird Science "
This is funny .
True.
Sometimes people write an entire book in their description about what they want and still they get pestered by idiots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago
West midlands |
Another one we come across is ..cpls and women showing interest in MF meets but in the description, it's always about single guys meet expectations.
Which means, they are not looking for cpls but just singles .
Many single women profile have MF as interest but all their meets are of single guys only .
It's not a rant but frustrating to find these profiles in our updates.
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Multiple dick pics showing absolutely no imagination |
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By *eliusMan
over a year ago
Henlow |
"The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons! "
This and ‘professional couple’ … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles filled with just cock picks |
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Must send face picture with first message when they don't even have any pictures! |
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Messy background and the awful kissy face. |
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Bad spelling and no grammar.
Fill in later (when profile is over a year old) |
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I agree with most these messy houses, will fill In later ,we are a professional couple and send a face pic with having no photos themselfs |
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Meant to add in aswell profiles with pics of people shagging others (unless it's a couples profile then fair play) |
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"Meant to add in aswell profiles with pics of people shagging others (unless it's a couples profile then fair play) "
Guilty of this we have pics of our MFM  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they say professional person
That makes my shit itch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *eeveeTV/TS
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Pics of dicks with glasses on, goggly eyes or squirty cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sapiosexual.
Just say you’re a snob and be done with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bio begins with I/We are new to the sire and just testing water". Profile is over a year old and verifications from last 6yrs - tales 2 mins max to uptake bio. |
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Pics taken in the toilet or measuring cook against objects such as a remote lol x |
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"Pics of dicks with glasses on, goggly eyes or squirty cream"
Agreed!! Seriously does anyone like this ? |
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"Must send face picture with first message when they don't even have any pictures!"
This is the one which irritates me the most. |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
Those that have made no effort at all |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
Single guys profile that's got loads of cock pics or worst still, photos including other women, no condoms used and they list safe sex in the bio. Often the photos are more of the woman and a glimpse of his cock or hand.
Lack of text, so you have no idea what the guy is like.
Straight and the verifications are mainly from blokes or TV
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Profiles marked as “couples”that have perhaps one non-descript photo of her and 15 photos of him with a car or motorbike.
Photos of people in an untidy house (sanitise you backgrounds people)
420 friendly - you’re drug users with all that that entails
Guys wearing socks in play photos. Really???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who use the words..fun, play, like-minded, professional. |
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If they've wrote 'mmmmm' at any point in their profile or the Sidney university bullshit |
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Overly graphic photos. Instant turn off.
Use of 'bull' etc. |
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Looks like most of the people on Fab live in dirty scruffy houses, spend half their time in the toilet and think Sydney has the only Uni ( sorry should have put the hole word ) on the planet. ???? |
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When the profile is reeeeeeally long, and just an angry list of dislikes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking to push some boundaries.
Cock pics
Just ask.
Twats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours, is it a photo, the dirty washing behind them, a cock shot, the looks, a written profile or a message they send.
What makes you want to ignore a profile? "
To much narrative in the profile |
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"Don't you just hate that word ' entitlement'
What word would you use to describe people who think they can set expectations that they wouldn’t/couldn’t meet themselves?"
Surely that's the essence of this site and life, people who think they are better than the next person, we are all created equal some more equal than others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dom, slut, slag etc.
Filthy carpets
420 friendly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skirting boards less than five inches in height. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BB photos on single male profiles
Angry statuses
An abundance of dick pics
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Photos sticking out their tongue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Non smokers - with a fag in their hand/mouth.
If you smoke, just bloody say you are a smoker. |
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"The word professional in their profile."
Same here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can someone give me the top 5 from the thread so I can assess my profile please? 
I have spotted long profile  |
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"Bad grouting
Pictures of their kids clearly visible on the walls in the background
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THE. GROUTING. |
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All of the above but mostly dirty houses, no pics, heavy cummers, statuses saying they are going to leave the site, long profiles (I have realised we don't have many pics together as a couple so will be rectifying that soon as this appears to be a turn off!) |
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By *ak777Man
over a year ago
shaw |
say bareback and when say safe sex |
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"Photos sticking out their tongue. "
This  on Tinder or Bumble so many women with their tongues out. Always goes left I can’t stand it. Just looks so immature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Exceptional men only"
Never really understood what that's supposed to mean? |
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"Non smokers - with a fag in their hand/mouth.
If you smoke, just bloody say you are a smoker."
100% this! Discrepancies like this also make me concerned about what else on their profile is factually incorrect... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours, is it a photo, the dirty washing behind them, a cock shot, the looks, a written profile or a message they send.
What makes you want to ignore a profile? "
A messy room/bed in the background in pics, no profile pic, lack of effort in the bio…
F (Mrs) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Exceptional men only"
Never really understood what that's supposed to mean?"
I mean if you have to ask  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Exceptional men only"
Never really understood what that's supposed to mean?
I mean if you have to ask "
Stephen Hawkins was pretty exceptional in his field. Does he count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Completely smooth all over and expect the same
Must have at least six recent verifications
Excessive genital piercings |
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The words “ apply within “ or “applications”. Also shouty capitals . All smacks of self righteousness and arrogance |
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Needing to type a password to show you read the profile.ffs. |
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"All of the above plus heavy cummer
Just no "
I always like the heavy cummer but each to their own |
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"Looks like most of the people on Fab live in dirty scruffy houses, spend half their time in the toilet and think Sydney has the only Uni ( sorry should have put the hole word ) on the planet. ????"
Could always put the whole word if you're that annoyed? |
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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago
West midlands |
"say bareback and when say safe sex "
Good one |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"The words “ apply within “ or “applications”. Also shouty capitals . All smacks of self righteousness and arrogance "
Totally agree with this one |
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Men measuring there cocks with tv remotes bottles of pop etc etc |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
Must have pic on your profile, but they haven't got one
Dirty or unkempt feet showing in pics
Angry profiles
Locations that keep changing...highly dubious (although I realise of course that some people do travel, so there are genuine cases) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mens bum hole and hairy cocks not for me |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
Vulgarity. In words or pictures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dirty and poorly manicured finger nails. |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
Far too many verifications
The FB / Sydney University rubbish
The slightest whiff of entitlement / narcissism |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spreading photos and vulgar language why not be sexy to turn other people on?
That's our preference anyways xx |
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Sydney University/Fabswingers publicly traded entity disclaimers. They're moronic and people post them without knowing what they mean and that they're nonsense.
Pics with dirty bits. I don't understand how anyone can post a photo of their smeggy dick thinking it's appealing.
People being open about their drug use. 420 is one thing, talking about the use of "snow" is something else. Both cringe.
Poor quality photos taken with a potato.
I think that'll do for now, there's more but I'm already annoying myself by listing them so bound to be annoying others lol.
D x |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
"Entitlement. People who set expectations of others that they are clearly unable to meet themselves."
Oh I think I may do this. But I know I’m doing it so should be forgiven
V x |
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"Sydney University/Fabswingers publicly traded entity disclaimers. They're moronic and people post them without knowing what they mean and that they're nonsense.
Pics with dirty bits. I don't understand how anyone can post a photo of their smeggy dick thinking it's appealing.
People being open about their drug use. 420 is one thing, talking about the use of "snow" is something else. Both cringe.
Poor quality photos taken with a potato.
I think that'll do for now, there's more but I'm already annoying myself by listing them so bound to be annoying others lol.
D x"
I've seen at least one smeg head and was shocked!!! The owner was actually quite attractive too - Xeno |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Sydney University/Fabswingers publicly traded entity disclaimers. They're moronic and people post them without knowing what they mean and that they're nonsense.
Pics with dirty bits. I don't understand how anyone can post a photo of their smeggy dick thinking it's appealing.
People being open about their drug use. 420 is one thing, talking about the use of "snow" is something else. Both cringe.
Poor quality photos taken with a potato.
I think that'll do for now, there's more but I'm already annoying myself by listing them so bound to be annoying others lol.
D x"
Good ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Needing to type a password to show you read the profile.ffs."
This along with must send a face pic with first message when they are a blank profile and Sydney university.
Don't get me wrong my profile isn't perfect and never will be to everyone but that's life, some will hate it, others love it |
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Scruffy houses
Pics of their kids showing or their kids toys being in the picture
Sydney University
Gynaecological shots of the penis and vagina and nothing else. |
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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago
West Cork |
"Bad grouting
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Bad chaulking as well. It bothers me when somebody takes a trade skill for granted that they can do it without at minimum using a search engine or glancing at Youtube... and it shows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big turn off for us profiles with cock pics only especially if it's the main pic x |
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By *isser36Man
over a year ago
fylde Coast |
Photos so heavily filtered they could be a cartoon character, reeks of catfish.
A long list of demands for any potential partners.
Will fill in later...been a member for months how much later are we leaving it? Haha
And this is abit of a specific one for me but scruffy unkempt feet in their pics, she could be perfect in every other way but if those feet are a state am instantly turned off. Strange I know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lack of effort in profile text. Laziness - could be bad photos or the text but I really hate that. Graphic photos (instant turn off). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If their entire gallery is just cock pics |
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"Photos so heavily filtered they could be a cartoon character, reeks of catfish.
A long list of demands for any potential partners.
Will fill in later...been a member for months how much later are we leaving it? Haha
And this is abit of a specific one for me but scruffy unkempt feet in their pics, she could be perfect in every other way but if those feet are a state am instantly turned off. Strange I know. "
We hate the long list of demands to. Some are as long as a spanish enquisition list lol. |
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"Lack of effort in profile text. Laziness - could be bad photos or the text but I really hate that. Graphic photos (instant turn off). "
I got ripped to shreds for starting a thread about this recently! |
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"If their entire gallery is just cock pics"
I think you need a few more may I suggest whilst your stood over a toilet that’s not been flushed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If their entire gallery is just cock pics I think you need a few more may I suggest whilst your stood over a toilet that’s not been flushed "
glad someone checked to see the joke… also wait what the toilet wasn’t flushed?!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh nvm I don’t have any with toilets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of effort in profile text. Laziness - could be bad photos or the text but I really hate that. Graphic photos (instant turn off).
I got ripped to shreds for starting a thread about this recently!"
How strange. Everyone is entitled to their views and preferences. |
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By *inkyaakCouple
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons! "
Exactly! What a load of bollocks! |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
Rants.
Extremely long profiles with verbose rules (tldr).
No text.
Sydney University.
Expectations about needing an "exciting" first message when they have at least one of the above.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Photos sticking out their tongue. "
Have to admit, this winds me up as well. Kind of juvenile ?
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A massive list of everything they don’t want and nothing of what they do! |
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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Looking to smash some pasties |
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over a year ago
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"Looking to smash some pasties "
Only pasty I'd want to smash would be the kind made in Cornwall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Status’s moaning they’re bored |
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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Best fuck of your life…
Aye no bother. |
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Pictures that have had no effort or thought put into them.
Shit bio replete with spelling mistakes.
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Reading every ones posts and then going over my pics thinking shit done maybe 90% of the slip ups lol
But yeah blank profiles and I guess for me a list of what you have to be to even bother messaging them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles demanding a face pic whilst stating they don't send face pics
Two lone profiles that demand an exciting first message
Long lists of do/don't whilst saying nothing about what they have to offer
Anything discriminatory
Arrogant/rude/entitled profile text |
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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago
West midlands |
"Best fuck of your life…
Aye no bother. "
Hahaha |
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"Reading every ones posts and then going over my pics thinking shit done maybe 90% of the slip ups lol
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Ditto! |
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By *aughty50sCouple
over a year ago
Yorkshire - but we travel a lot |
"Professional "
Especially when they can't spell it! We steer clear of "Proffesionals" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People up there own asses. Live and let live.. Ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well endowed only."
"*inserts certain race* only."
Profiles with a whole laundry list of requirements longer than my essay-writing reference list.
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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago
West Cork |
This isn't a Fab profile thing but...
I keep wondering why you'd upload photos of yourself and your ex-BF to a dating site.
Am... am I meant to ask him for a review? What's going on? |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"This isn't a Fab profile thing but...
I keep wondering why you'd upload photos of yourself and your ex-BF to a dating site.
Am... am I meant to ask him for a review? What's going on? "
Spot on, dude...I always used to wonder the same thing when I used the mainstream sites.
Clearly, they weren't ready to move on... |
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Lots of dick and fanny close ups! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Status’s moaning they’re bored "
I keep seeing these! And yes, I find it irritating - I tell my kids there’s no such thing as bored, and it’s a turn off when grown adults are posting stuff like that anywhere, not just there
F (Mrs) |
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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago
West Cork |
"This isn't a Fab profile thing but...
I keep wondering why you'd upload photos of yourself and your ex-BF to a dating site.
Am... am I meant to ask him for a review? What's going on?
Spot on, dude...I always used to wonder the same thing when I used the mainstream sites.
Clearly, they weren't ready to move on..."
10/10 on Yelp, that's what I say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Status’s moaning they’re bored
I keep seeing these! And yes, I find it irritating - I tell my kids there’s no such thing as bored, and it’s a turn off when grown adults are posting stuff like that anywhere, not just there
F (Mrs)"
I see it often on the updates. I agree I don’t get how you can be bored especially as an adult or why I’d want to engage with someone that can’t keep themselves entertained…
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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Status’s moaning they’re bored
I keep seeing these! And yes, I find it irritating - I tell my kids there’s no such thing as bored, and it’s a turn off when grown adults are posting stuff like that anywhere, not just there
F (Mrs)
I see it often on the updates. I agree I don’t get how you can be bored especially as an adult or why I’d want to engage with someone that can’t keep themselves entertained…
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The “ I don’t bite…unless you ask me to “ quote
The pointless Sydney university thingy
People looking for “ naughty fun”
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Poor quality photos taken with a potato. "
This made me almost snort with laughter!!
There are some terrible photos on here sometimes. Along with some bizarre profiles.
Perhaps the better completed profiles are made by those for whom this isn't just a, or an attempted, "quick fuck" site?
For those of you whinging that the profile is too long, maybe it's because the owner of the profile is trying to narrow down what they are actually looking for, for those who actually bother to read profiles before they message?? Just my opinion -shrug- |
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No pictures
Referring to themselves as "professional"
Mention they are "VWE" or "Hung" as a reason you should meet them.
Claim they can make anyone orgasm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We only meet in clubs. Why you on here ? |
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