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By *un-adventurous OP   Man  over a year ago

winchester

So what is yours??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having sex on her parents bed, they must have come home early and her mum walks in… I had to leave asap

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By *ordy73Man  over a year ago

lancashire


"Having sex on her parents bed, they must have come home early and her mum walks in… I had to leave asap "

Did mum see your big cock lol

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By *orkswatcherMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

Fucking a female friend in her living room and getting caught by her daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having sex on her parents bed, they must have come home early and her mum walks in… I had to leave asap

Did mum see your big cock lol "

I guess so

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By *ad boy maverickMan  over a year ago

basildon

Farting when Cumming. Couldn't help the muscles flexing.

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By *goodlengthMan  over a year ago

near Trowbridge

Her friend walking in whilst we were naked on the couch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Farting when Cumming. Couldn't help the muscles flexing. "

Gotta be the most common..

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By *ANG8LOOSEMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Invited to a couples house. Early hours of morning in bedroom with both then their kids walk in.

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By *jk1978Couple  over a year ago

Cheshire

K when younger had guy in her living room giving him blow job and her dad walked in said can see you have a mouth full turned and left her to carry on closing the door lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Louise’s daughter walking in whilst I was having a blow job. Happened this week ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Changing positions and realising the condom was still inside me

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Being caught,in flagrante delicto, is one of the most embarrassing mishaps in anyone's life, which mercifully hasn't happened to me, although I have walked in on many others during my long life.

Whilst on holiday on the Cornish Riviera decades ago I walked in on a couple, in mid flight, in my bed, in my room. Long story short, I had to leave the B&B just before dawn in order to escape a potentially life-threatening situation!

On another occasion I was in a forest park and came across a couple in full flight; extraordinarily embarrassing for all three of us. She had the most fantastic pert breasts!

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By *ad boy maverickMan  over a year ago

basildon


"Farting when Cumming. Couldn't help the muscles flexing.

Gotta be the most common.. "

That's a relief parp.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got cramp and wanted to fart at the same time...had to call a short interlude..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Fucking up putting condom on inside-out or upside-down or something be then losing wood..

There was only 10 people watching

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there

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By *amesnplanesMan  over a year ago

Banbridge

I knew a London couple who ran a well known club.

Basically, I was invited over to the venue (posh home) out of club hours to play with the hot wife while hubby watched.

Went to find condoms in another room, and only met his business partner and his wife in the hallway!

I was stark bollock naked with a huge errection at the time playing hunt for the condoms....

The look on their faces, and also on mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there "

I have no words

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria


"While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there

I have no words "

I do!!

Shit head... Hahaha,

Sorry

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By *exandthesuburbans83Couple  over a year ago

EASTBOURNE

Being caught mid doggy whilst at the parents by the parents. We collapsed on the bed and pulled the cover over but feared it was too late

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

After only having sex with V for 20 years, 1 of my first meets made me cum so hard,legs shaking, squirting, i lost control of myself & all i could say was "help, oh god help,help me" oh the embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Getting headbutted during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So what is yours?? "

Not all that long ago we got caught fucking outside against the car, somewhere pretty rural when we’d gone for a drive…the two cyclists we never noticed until it was too late must be scarred for life hahahaha

F (Mrs)

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan  over a year ago

Southern England

Messy anal. She was so embarrassed. Poor lass. Didnt bother me too much its to be expected.

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By *leased2meetUMan  over a year ago

manchester

When someone else gets on the bus …

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By *onnyadtMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Having a blow job with her lying between my legs I needed a fart but was trying to keep it in everso much but yes, I farted in her face. This happened twice with the same person, ended the blowjob on both occasions but I atleast learnt to stop the blowjob before it happened again so a positive did come out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messy anal. She was so embarrassed. Poor lass. Didnt bother me too much its to be expected."

Yup, had this too!

Girl ran to the toilet embarrassed, jobbies all over my balls, condom off, closest thing I could grab was her inside out sock. Hand in the sock, wiped most of the poop off. She came out all shy, started getting dressed and put the sock on. I didn’t have the heart to tell her

Poor wee toot, still friends though.

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By *ndyinhertsMan  over a year ago

hemel hempstead


"After only having sex with V for 20 years, 1 of my first meets made me cum so hard,legs shaking, squirting, i lost control of myself & all i could say was "help, oh god help,help me" oh the embarrassment. "

That’s very hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only happened to me twice...

1st - in my late teens, with girlfriend on sofa early hours of the morning after we'd got back from a party, when my mum walks in just as girlfriend had mounted me.

2nd - last year, on the vinegar stroke and her husband came home.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same as most, people walking in

1 ex boyfriend has a dog which tried mounting him as he took me doggy. We both collapsed in fits of laughter. He kept door closed after that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being caught wanking into pair of panties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having a great blow job and cum on my partners face, her daughter came round unexpectedly (she has her own key) and my partner had to quickly throw a dress on and run downstairs to greet her whilst still covered in cum, she reckoned she got most of it off but later she noticed she still had sticky hair!

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By *lderguylikesfunMan  over a year ago

Preston

Met a lovely lady a few years ago and got invited over to hers, got on fantastic and moved things to the bedroom, I went down head between her legs and all was fine with both enjoying the experience when I had some sort of spasm in my jaw and proceeded to bite down, not that hard but hard enough to catch one of her lips between my teeth.

Poor girl she jumped up checking for blood. I was mortified, I still to this day don’t now what actually happened but safe to say it ended the meet rather quickly as she wasn’t up for much after that, made my apologies a number of times before leaving.

Highly embarrassing and glad to say never happened since.

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By *antricSeeker60Man  over a year ago

Durham

My most embarrassing moment during sex was feeling something sharp against the tip of my cock while having sex. On further inspection turned out to be a Budweiser bottle top…”oh I wondered what happened to that” came the reply. I removed to the offending top with care and continued. Still can’t open a bottle of bud to this day without think of this.

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By *zlakMan  over a year ago

Norwich

My ex worked in a pub, i took her to work and she opened up. The place was empty and we had sex on one of the bar stools. It broke!! She broke her elbow and couldn't work. She lied to her boss and said she just fell off it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On top, fell arse over tit backwards, got trapped between the end of the bed and a set of drawers... Wedged there until saud fella physically moved the drawers to unntrap me

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By *un-adventurous OP   Man  over a year ago

winchester


"On top, fell arse over tit backwards, got trapped between the end of the bed and a set of drawers... Wedged there until saud fella physically moved the drawers to unntrap me "

Bet that was a site to be seen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably a fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Friends spare bedroom was where the action was happening as he was having a party little did I know his parents were in bed after I’d taken a girl upstairs and they ended up hearing the whole thing which included me having to tell her I’m sorry it went soft because I saw a man walk his dog through the window haha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had just came , got a wobble on fell back smashed head on her drawers, flat out, she couldn't shift me or wake me, called ambulance I was flat out on the floor towel over me lol

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By *aucyPembsMan  over a year ago

sa62


"I had just came , got a wobble on fell back smashed head on her drawers, flat out, she couldn't shift me or wake me, called ambulance I was flat out on the floor towel over me lol "

Female paramedics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I was about 20, got lucky with this girl I know. It was late at night after the pub. Walking back to hers, we started getting it on in a walkway between a row of houses. My pants around my ankles, her skirt hitched up and knickers off. Was about to fuck when I felt a tickle on my arse. Some guy walking his dog, the dog's nose right in there and the guy dragging his dog away as quick as he could.

We decided to go back to hers and finish there. She still lived at her parents back then, but they were away. She decided to do it in her parents bed. I was soooo d*unk and couldn't get it up, so she shouted at me to get dressed. The lights were off and I couldn't find my boxers. I told her, but she was so pissed off at me and was like 'just get out!'

Found all my other clothes, apart from the said boxers and got dressed. No idea what happened to them. Did she find them or did her parents

On the way downstairs, she was gobbing off at me, I was like wtf! I'm d*unk, deal with it. She was stark naked, except with her parent's duvet wrapped around her. I was walking down the stairs, next second I hear her trip. I assume over the duvet and she fell from the top stair all the way to the bottom. Thud thud thud thud thud.

She was not happy at all and I made my exit sharp.

I still know this girl and we've never spoken about it since

The whole thing was a comedy of errors.

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By *renchy19Man  over a year ago

Heathrow

Getting a blow job in my car from my girlfriend after work …..my eyes were closed as I came

In her mouth only to open them to see a police woman looking through the windscreen at me! My GF had to swallow in front of her and to add

To the embarrassment I played football with the police woman’s younger brother !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When someone else gets on the bus …"

Has to be the 192

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple  over a year ago

near you...

I cooked for a female date before we went upstairs for some fun. Should have worn gloves to cut the chillies...

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall

One for me.. I was starting to give my now ex oral, she loved this, and as I proceeded to get to work, she said, "stop, stop, stop!" stopping I pulled back, only to have one of her hairs (not pube) wrapped around my tongue bar. She felt it before hand and tried to stop me before it happened, but was a touch too late.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On my knees, giving head, looked up and made eye contact. Instead of doing something sexy, I blew a raspberry at him and carried on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On my knees, giving head, looked up and made eye contact. Instead of doing something sexy, I blew a raspberry at him and carried on "

Love this

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall


"On my knees, giving head, looked up and made eye contact. Instead of doing something sexy, I blew a raspberry at him and carried on "

Lol love it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In my late teens, being fucked up against a wall of someone's house (classy!), someone walked past and made us both jump, he let go of me which in turn made me bite into his lip from being dropped and made him bleed. Went back to the club we'd come from, with him covered in blood. Luckily it was a metal club and no one took much notice! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had just came , got a wobble on fell back smashed head on her drawers, flat out, she couldn't shift me or wake me, called ambulance I was flat out on the floor towel over me lol

Female paramedics? "

Pass was flat out lol

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By *aucyPembsMan  over a year ago

sa62


"I had just came , got a wobble on fell back smashed head on her drawers, flat out, she couldn't shift me or wake me, called ambulance I was flat out on the floor towel over me lol

Female paramedics?

Pass was flat out lol"

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By *aucyPembsMan  over a year ago

sa62


"I had just came , got a wobble on fell back smashed head on her drawers, flat out, she couldn't shift me or wake me, called ambulance I was flat out on the floor towel over me lol

Female paramedics?

Pass was flat out lol"

Where did you come round then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Caught by a girl's grandmother

Also caught by the police in the car when I was 18

Whilst going down on my girlfriend my mum shouts up what do I want in my sandwiches for the next day, quick ad a flash I replied with roast beef and my GF was cringing

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By *aucyPembsMan  over a year ago

sa62


"Caught by a girl's grandmother

Also caught by the police in the car when I was 18

Whilst going down on my girlfriend my mum shouts up what do I want in my sandwiches for the next day, quick ad a flash I replied with roast beef and my GF was cringing "

Any excite you more?

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By *enelope2UWoman  over a year ago

Fife

Getting a mini bullet stuck in his ass and not being able to get it out.. got tongs too big..got tweezers too sharp then eventually found banana hair clips to get it out.. laughed afterwards but fear of godddddd while trying get it out...

His first my first trying it.. I now use official purpose made gear

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria


"In my late teens, being fucked up against a wall of someone's house (classy!), someone walked past and made us both jump, he let go of me which in turn made me bite into his lip from being dropped and made him bleed. Went back to the club we'd come from, with him covered in blood. Luckily it was a metal club and no one took much notice! Lol"

When somebody say something so hot

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Whilst banging away in my old Ford fiesta in a church carpark my mate and this girl haha. I suddenly got a crippling cramp in my left hamstring cause of the angle I was in. Fucking hell was crying with my cock still rock hard balls deep in haha they just laughed and the 3 some continued savages lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Over 20 years ago, I'd just finished a long session with my gf and filled her pussy. We both were lying back under the duvet, when I felt her wipe my balls, and stroke my bell end. Then I looked at her and realised both her hands were beside me, I squealed out, flipped the duvet, to find her Jack Russell puppy cleaning me up.

From then on the puppy didn't come into the bedroom!

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By *ohnny4playMan  over a year ago

Kinross


"Same as most, people walking in

1 ex boyfriend has a dog which tried mounting him as he took me doggy. We both collapsed in fits of laughter. He kept door closed after that lol x"

Similar except it was lapping up combined juices!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had just came , got a wobble on fell back smashed head on her drawers, flat out, she couldn't shift me or wake me, called ambulance I was flat out on the floor towel over me lol

Female paramedics?

Pass was flat out lol

Where did you come round then? "

Back of ambulance didn't have a clue where I was lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I (Mr) was getting sucked off by my first serious girlfriend, sat on the end of her bed with her on her knees sliding up and down the whole shaft, and her mum walked into the room just as I pulled out and started shooting my load all over her face. We hadn't heard them come home with the music on.

Made for a few days of feeling uncomfortable...

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West

Had a heavy ornament fall in my head from a shelf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Student days: d*unk sex with a friend. Fell off bed together, undeterred continued fuckery but then felt dizzy sick. Puked in her bin. Fell asleep

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By *appy but hornyMan  over a year ago

wakefield

Fell asleep while watching her have sex with a guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fell asleep while watching her have sex with a guy"

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By *eegh0stsMan  over a year ago

In my late teens, I’d been texting a girl I’d met on a night out the week before. She invited me round and said everyone was out.

We started playing on her parents sofa and the next thing I know someone is coming in the room. The dad is stood there and she’s shouting at him to get out.

He looks and me and says ‘you aren’t Carl’ with a confused look on his face. I’m trying to cover myself up and the mother and sister both walk in saying ‘what’s going on, where’s carl’.

Turns out Carl was her long term boyfriend of a few years!

I got dressed, excused myself and went on my way. Her and Carl are now married with a few kids.

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By *r and Mrs Sweet CheeksCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham

After a night out in a club woke up in bed with this girl, hadn’t got a clue where I was and had to ask her her name. Embarrassed is an understatement lol

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By *9Karm69Man  over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield


"After a night out in a club woke up in bed with this girl, hadn’t got a clue where I was and had to ask her her name. Embarrassed is an understatement lol "

Yep happened a few times whilst I was in the RN, but there was a couple of times that come to mind that upon waken up(groggy head) and did a runner before they woke up and wipe my feet on the way out

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By *r and Mrs Sweet CheeksCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham


"After a night out in a club woke up in bed with this girl, hadn’t got a clue where I was and had to ask her her name. Embarrassed is an understatement lol

Yep happened a few times whilst I was in the RN, but there was a couple of times that come to mind that upon waken up(groggy head) and did a runner before they woke up and wipe my feet on the way out "

Lol didn’t think about doing that was too hung over lmao

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By *ipvanwinkieMan  over a year ago

out of town!

It really is too awful to share on here. I’ve kinda been trying to block it ever since

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It really is too awful to share on here. I’ve kinda been trying to block it ever since "

Come on...fess up

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire


"While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there "

My goodness... Nothing more I can say on that..

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By *pertureTV/TS  over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies


"While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there "

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By *stoppMan  over a year ago

Durham

Blowing my load in my pants at my first real life in the flesh pussy, I was just a teen but still embarrassing.

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By *inky couple 247Couple  over a year ago

Birmingham area

My daughter walking in on me while having a 3 sum

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By *arpus67Man  over a year ago

nottingham burgh le Marsh

Me and the ex were having sex, when i spotted her pearl necklace on the bedside cabinet, to spice things up i inserted them inside her and carried in with the added sensation if these pearls. They did the hob for both of us, so once finished i went to retrieve the necklace, as i pulled all that emerged was the cord that the pearls were attached too!

She spent the next few days with pearls randomly dropping out of her !

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire


"Invited to a couples house. Early hours of morning in bedroom with both then their kids walk in. "

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire


"My daughter walking in on me while having a 3 sum "

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By *ftereightMan  over a year ago

SouthEast

I had to much to drink once as I hadn't planned on playing.. a friend and I ended up having sex in a cabin at Eurekas years back. I had to get up and run to vomit in bushes mid way. She's never, ever, ever let me forget it lol luckily we're still good friends

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By *ax19862002Man  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Mother walking in

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By *teve691000Man  over a year ago

West Midlands


"While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there "

That just made me spit my tea out

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By *teve691000Man  over a year ago

West Midlands


"On top, fell arse over tit backwards, got trapped between the end of the bed and a set of drawers... Wedged there until saud fella physically moved the drawers to unntrap me "

I’m sorry I’ve seen far too much porn to let this one go. I would have been shafting the life out of you

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By *ornyltlfkrMan  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

D*unk sex. Going full ball flat out and she turns and says 'are you going to put it in yet'. I was in the fat between her legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not during but after.

At a wedding a few years ago my OH took me back to the room for a quick blowjob.

We thought we’d cleaned up properly, but her friend who was sat on the same table during evening drinks told her she still had some cum in her hair.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there "

The forum should a section dedicated to greatest ever replies on threads...

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By *winging_couple300Couple  over a year ago

Doncaster

We had the house to ourselves and decided to take advantage, forgot to lock the door as when we came downstairs found a birthday card on the dining room table left by my father in law. Oops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was fucking a lady bent over doggy style giving her a hard going grabbing her waist and spanking her ass …. She had her head in the bed and her ass in the air so couldn’t see her face and then I felt her pussy tighten up and “spit” me out then she starts laughing and I was like what happened …. She sneezed during haha

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Curtain rod falls down and the neighbor from upstairs was in the back garden and bangs on the window

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By *ftereightMan  over a year ago

SouthEast

Have any of the ladies ever been sick on a dick during giving oral. Asking for a friend #awkward

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By *inknipzloverMan  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Met a girl in Ibiza, she was a 9.9 & when we went back to fuck, she pulled my cock out and I cum all over her lol she barely touched it ! All cool lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been caught a few times shagging in public, but still not as embarrassing as when I had to stop and ask if a lass was ok because she was making the weirdest noises ever. Like a weird continuous gargling sound. Was a very hot day and had windows wide open and neighbour asked what the weird sound was the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there "

Yuk!!!!!

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

Went over to a lady's house in the spur of the moment late night. Ended up in her bed having hot steamy sex. According to her, her son wasn't due in till 2am so we had time. He finished work early and nearly caught us in bed. I had to hide in the ensuite naked with my clothes still in the bedroom. She sent him to the shops for something which was my cue to leave lol. Fun times

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By *uHorny1Man  over a year ago

Cannock

Getting sucked off in a,wooded area. I cum all over her face. Then we realise there's a couple walking their dog.

My friend turns to them and gives a cheery "Morning!", with spunk dripping off her chin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was 18 and fucking my girlfriend in bed when my mother walked in with my ironing...awks!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mum walking in, and wont leave !!

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By *ndianLuxCouple  over a year ago

West midlands


"Mum walking in, and wont leave !!"

She must have liked the sight.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Police were going door to door round our student block about an incident whilst I was getting it on with my ex. Thought my housemates were joking when they first knocked on my bedroom door so ignored them. They knocked again and I had to come out to talk to the police. Couldn't find where I'd thrown my bra and realised after all my hair was sticking up at the back and everyone knew why. Mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back when we were still dating and my husband lived at home, I had him tied to the bed and blindfolded, and was over him naked giving him a blowjob when his dad walked in

They started knocking after that

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

69 with a girl back probably when I was 18/19 she was shall we say quite d*unk as we on holiday on beach .

As she was cumming from oral her arsehoie erupted not something very nice … that was the end of that session right there and my mates were screaming when I dashed off to get in the sea

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By *ftereightMan  over a year ago

SouthEast

Mrs S was going at it doggy on premier Inn bed with her fwb when a staff member just let themselves in the room earlier this year. They avoid eye contact whenever she goes back to same hotel now

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By *omtom7Man  over a year ago

Tralee


"Mrs S was going at it doggy on premier Inn bed with her fwb when a staff member just let themselves in the room earlier this year. They avoid eye contact whenever she goes back to same hotel now "

Embarrassing yes, but kind of funny

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By *ubyMoonWoman  over a year ago

Newport, Isle of Wight

Was getting ready to ride a guy on an inflatable bed, swung my leg over and kicked the plug out. This was at a sex club so we suddenly had 4 people scrambling to save the bed before it deflated. Not super embarassing but definitely ruined the mood!

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By *olidOak85Couple  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Some of these stories are hilarious!

Mine’s so tame - shouting out my ex’s name when my now husband gave me my first immense orgasm. The ex never gave me such fantastic ones so not quite sure why it happened…

Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Once walking home from a nightclub with a friends cousin, we ended up getting frisky in a bridleway tunnel that had just had some railings painted, didn`t notice straight away. Her white jacket, bare bottom, legs, all covered in red gloss paint and nothing on me!

We never told anyone about it, she told me it took ages to get the paint off her bottom that had got a bit more red from scrubbing.

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By *hocolateRodMan  over a year ago

London and over UK

Hi

Playing with my couple (actually my friends!) in their London hotel - having sweaty MFM time! We stopped to get a drink - there was ice fountain outside the hotel door - dont ask me how it happened but all three of us were outside and the hotel door slammed shut. She was in suspenders, brassiere, and hubby was naked and i was in Calvins - the look on the maids face when she gave us the key was …priceless….

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Rolled off the bed while blindfolded and handcuffed right onto the open besdide cabinet drawer....didn't know if I should have laughed or cried

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have any of the ladies ever been sick on a dick during giving oral. Asking for a friend #awkward"

Lol yes and my ex loved it…me? Not so much lol I had to stop after that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In a threesome with two ladies, I was limp and with no idea on why.

They both took me into their mouths to get me hard, then as one, then the other complained their mouths were burning, my penis began to burn also.

I'd been having cramp appear in my thigh and was advised to try ralgex.

It worked and so when I felt a twinge coming on, I made my way to the bathroom to spray my thigh, not realising I also sprayed my penis.

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By *unchalMan  over a year ago

Dartford


"While in a 69 position with her sat on my face she was having a orgasm and farted and accidentally shit on my head that then made me get sick

Be careful out there "

Damn. I love face sitting. No one has shit on me, yet. Now, you've made me think that it is a possibility!

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By *ob and DeeWoman  over a year ago

crook

i remember having sex with a guy in the woods.after we had finished we cleaned ourselves with wipes and to my horror noticed blood on mine. I dont know if he had noticed also. I had gone through the menopause before then. Thankfully when i got home there was no more blood and i have been ok since.

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

having sex with a past girlfriend her labrador puppy shoved its nose in my arse nearly shot through the roof,, pulled muscel in my back,,, she couldnt stop laughing,,

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By *ez669Man  over a year ago

East Kilbride


"having sex with a past girlfriend her labrador puppy shoved its nose in my arse nearly shot through the roof,, pulled muscel in my back,,, she couldnt stop laughing,,"

Lol this just reminded me of a story my mate told us when d*unk the other week. He was having sex with a girl in his teenage days and her dog came in and started licking his arse said he just carried on tho lol

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By *hil most chillMan  over a year ago

South East & Europe

I quoted Alan Partridge. Luckily she got it and laughed, and the sex continued, but it could have gone either way in hindsight

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman  over a year ago

Manchester


"Have any of the ladies ever been sick on a dick during giving oral. Asking for a friend #awkward"

Yes, that is literally my most embarrassing moment. My gag reflex gets so sensitive when I'm d*unk but perfectly fine when sober. I was mortified but he wasn't arsed just wiped himself clean and wanted me to carry on

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

Parked in a dark countryside car park with a lady. We were just getting going heavy kissing session when there was a knock on the window. So quickly adjusted ourselves wound the window down and it was a police officer. He just asked what we were doing there, he thought it was drugs related. We just said having an hour away from the kids. He left us to it

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By *inkyisfunukMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

I had a nosebleed, but in midst of passion hadn’t really noticed, until we both realised she was covered in my blood.

She was surprisingly good about it, it eventually stopped, we shared a shower together and carried on

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