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We then stopped all this excitment for the lottery numbers! Time for a sharp exit, not that easy sat in someones house!
Well it was an experience and to this day I always chuckle in Morrisons lol
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  that incident was some years we look back and laugh about it now, but at the time god it was very embarrassing | |||
But I was new, and a single male, so was trying to be as accommodating as possible! LOL
Now I only accommodate those I know! LOL
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"I had a couple I didn't know well, come round, get d*unk, and have a row as if I wasn't there, in my front room! " sorry, but that made us laugh | |||
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they was dog rough, scruffy and smelt, not being rude but if you dont look after yourself and wash people will notice, the smell coming off them was unreal, and we was then left with making something up and trying to get rid of them
anyhoo lol
we gave them a drink and the conversation started.....which it has to be said was just as minging as them, he sat there telling us about the time he had to shit into a pot to take a stool sample to the docs and she sat telling us about the wet patch behind the loo where the wall paper wont stick cause he keeps pissing up the wall then they went on to tell us about the amount of people they have met that have done a runner without saying bye and thats why they dont meet in pubs no more cause people kept going to loo and not coming back
Anyway lol
The the question came....would we like to play? but before we could reply she was butt naked and on the floor i actually still feel sick thinking about this, the smell knocked you side ways she laid on the floor and opened her legs and i felt like heaving, her body hair was unreal, i know not all women shave but cummon pubes should start at your belly button and crawl dow to your knees ffs, we had to at this point ask them to get dressed and leave, which they did, but i just couldnt get their smell out my head for days after | |||
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"my worse meet was a couple that turned out to be brother and sister "I don't know why that man me laugh so much ( I do know it shouldn't have) but I'm sat here chuckling my tits off  | |||
"my worse meet was a couple that turned out to be brother and sister
I don't know why that man me laugh so much ( I do know it shouldn't have) but I'm sat here chuckling my tits off "funny thing was they had no shame in telling me they was brother and sister, lucky really because ment i could do a runner by any play happened lol it wasnt a bad meet as such just the fact they was brother and sister made it feel bad if that makes sence | |||
"my worse meet was a couple that turned out to be brother and sister "Trying to understand why Brother and Sister would want to be together???? | |||
"actually my worse worse meet was many years ago b4 we moved to sunny dudley and i was still with my ex, we hadnt been swinging long and when we was back home used to invite people to our house as we always had a sitter for the kids near by, had been talking to one couple back in the days of the msn chat rooms, anyone remember them? lol and invited them round to our house, for the usual drink and see how things go, happy to play if we gte on kinda thing, they turned up on time and i opened the door....OMG what do i do slam the door and run fast or be polite and let them in? they was dog rough, scruffy and smelt, not being rude but if you dont look after yourself and wash people will notice, the smell coming off them was unreal, and we was then left with making something up and trying to get rid of them
anyhoo lol
we gave them a drink and the conversation started.....which it has to be said was just as minging as them, he sat there telling us about the time he had to shit into a pot to take a stool sample to the docs and she sat telling us about the wet patch behind the loo where the wall paper wont stick cause he keeps pissing up the wall then they went on to tell us about the amount of people they have met that have done a runner without saying bye and thats why they dont meet in pubs no more cause people kept going to loo and not coming back
Anyway lol
The the question came....would we like to play? but before we could reply she was butt naked and on the floor i actually still feel sick thinking about this, the smell knocked you side ways she laid on the floor and opened her legs and i felt like heaving, her body hair was unreal, i know not all women shave but cummon pubes should start at your belly button and crawl dow to your knees ffs, we had to at this point ask them to get dressed and leave, which they did, but i just couldnt get their smell out my head for days after"so you havent heard from them since then..lol | |||
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"Met up with a couple in a pub, got on so well with them and went back to theirs.... She was supposedly just bi-curious with no experience, in no time at all we were kissing like it was going out of fashion so she led me by the hand upstairs. He came up after a half hour or so to find us naked and having the times of our lives, she was clearly not inexperienced after all and when this dawned on him he burst out in tears. Soon he was sobbing like mad in the bathroom, calling her a liar and all the names under the sun for misleading him. He must have been the only guy on the planet to find out his girlfriend was an experienced bisexual....and feel betrayed by the fact! I dressed and made a hasty exit, she contacted me a month or so after to tell me he had thrown her out for decieving him....Total Bloody Wimp! " Sorry to change the subject, but a lie no matter what is a lie, same with deception, it is deception, the question can be asked if she could lie about that then what else could she lie about, also there's a chance he may have suspected her having an affair with a woman and that may have decided it. I kind of agree, wimp, just go enjoy it, if he likes that kinda thing, not all men do, but have to also say what a lying bitch.  | |||
" He must have been the only guy on the planet to find out his girlfriend was an experienced bisexual....and feel betrayed by the fact! " Some folks aren't happy when the win the lottery either | |||
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"so you havent heard from them since then..lol " never heard back from them after that night but we was on another very well known swinging site and went to a social meet and saw them, was about 5 years later i just pretended i hadnt seen them lol but when i next logged on i had a message from them saying they thought it was us but wasnt quite sure and did we remember them and how it would be nice to catch up sometimes | |||
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"Met up with a couple in a pub, got on so well with them and went back to theirs.... She was supposedly just bi-curious with no experience, in no time at all we were kissing like it was going out of fashion so she led me by the hand upstairs. He came up after a half hour or so to find us naked and having the times of our lives, she was clearly not inexperienced after all and when this dawned on him he burst out in tears. Soon he was sobbing like mad in the bathroom, calling her a liar and all the names under the sun for misleading him. He must have been the only guy on the planet to find out his girlfriend was an experienced bisexual....and feel betrayed by the fact! I dressed and made a hasty exit, she contacted me a month or so after to tell me he had thrown her out for decieving him....Total Bloody Wimp! " to be honest i can understand where they both coming from, when you first get into a relationship if you dont say there and then you have been with someone of the same sex when do you slip it into the conversation without the other person feeling like you have kept a secaret from them? i would imagine she saw swinging as the perfect way to get with women again and not have to admit she had done this and not told him, but then again if it was before she had met him its not like shes been cheating on him, mayne he just felt like if shes lied about this, which as soon as shes told him its her first time it is a lie, what else has she kept from me and lied about, i suppose once the trust is gone the relationship is over | |||
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"All my worst experiences have been with cpls....would be a VERY special cpl that got me there again...had the cpl where the female pretended to be bi to get the guy i was with as wasnt allowed to play with single guys....had the cpl who had a stand up argument over who had used all the viagra....? had the cpl who were full swing but decided no he couldnt have sex with me at the last minute.....and yes I know all cpls arent the same but some do need to get a grip and work out whats fantasy and whats reality ...sowwwwwwwwy "i agree, this is why i dont meet couples, had so many bad experiences with them, saything they ok with something then deciding they not and because they fall out they feel they have to drag me into their bust ups too, after all why should i walk away while they having a fight and it always seemed to be my fault if something went wrong because its easier to blame the outsider than each other....much easier to just meet single guys, you know where you stand with a single man lmao | |||
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get in her house she puts the dog in other room its fookin gan rund the bend la scratchin at the door anyway off to the bed room with mrs santa lol oor lass and her start to get naked mrs n pulls her santa bottoms off open her legs shes cums up as fast as she gans down and says "sorry i cant go down oa ya theres sumit there", to which the lass eplys " oh a fella come and fixed me pc and as i got no money to pay him i let him fuck me " quick rewind as we walk backwards get into car and fook off stoppin only for mrs n to bowk cant believe she let some one cum up her and didnt even bother to get washed for a meet urrrrrrr 40 mile we went for this meet the trip back seemed longer  | |||
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so i sat there waiting for him to finish, and sat there, and sat there..... after half a hour i got up and walked out, it actually took him a further 20 mins to realise i had gone and for him to call me up asking where i was, so i explained to him i had left as he didnt seem interested in me and hung up | |||
"I actually had a bad experience last night, made me think of this thread so here i am to share with you lol Been talking to a guy off of here for about a week now and he asked me thuesday could he take me out for a meal tomorrow night, have a chat get to know each other, nice offer i thought, doing bugger all so why not lol So i turned up at arranged meeting place and there he was sat in car waiting for me we went to the restaurant he had chosen to take me to, very nice it was too lol was seated at out table and no sooner had we sat down he said "will you excuse me a moment i have quite an important phone call to make" then sat there for over half an hour chatting to some woman he was arranging a meet with another night so i sat there waiting for him to finish, and sat there, and sat there..... after half a hour i got up and walked out, it actually took him a further 20 mins to realise i had gone and for him to call me up asking where i was, so i explained to him i had left as he didnt seem interested in me and hung up "i would have had some food first before i left...lol | |||
"I actually had a bad experience last night, made me think of this thread so here i am to share with you lol Been talking to a guy off of here for about a week now and he asked me thuesday could he take me out for a meal tomorrow night, have a chat get to know each other, nice offer i thought, doing bugger all so why not lol So i turned up at arranged meeting place and there he was sat in car waiting for me we went to the restaurant he had chosen to take me to, very nice it was too lol was seated at out table and no sooner had we sat down he said "will you excuse me a moment i have quite an important phone call to make" then sat there for over half an hour chatting to some woman he was arranging a meet with another night so i sat there waiting for him to finish, and sat there, and sat there..... after half a hour i got up and walked out, it actually took him a further 20 mins to realise i had gone and for him to call me up asking where i was, so i explained to him i had left as he didnt seem interested in me and hung up
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but needless to say i had made my mind up that no play was going to happen, But we didnt have to tell them as they decided to have a huge bust up as he was jelous of her playing with anyone - it was a total disaster. Two weeks later she phoned me up in tears saying that she had had a single meet and brought the guy home and her fuck buddy had been in the cupboard waiting for her and jumped out and attacked her meet, he is now at her majesties pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!! close escape | |||
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leaving me all pent up and frustrated. 
he contacted the day after to apologise for having to leave and could we meet again and have a nice time etc.
Needless to say , i said no and didnt appreciate bieng used for his jollies.
He continued to contact for months apologising.lmao
still didnt meet. | |||
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"Hmmm...met someone who claimed to be sub, into toys, watersports etc and wanted to push his boundaries. Excellent thought I, just what I'm looking for. We met for dinner and I noticed the first lie - he wasn't 6ft but about 5ft 9 - I asked him if he thought I wouldn't notice to which he replied he didn't realise it said 6ft on his profile. I told him he would pay for that, as I had a suitable punishment and we arranged to meet - well... He had a hair trigger - as I touched him he came, he had no idea how to turn a woman on even with my instructions. He was rough and uncouth - I had to tell him to stop! Although I'm dominant, I prefer gentle instruction, but I felt like a drill sargent - "too rough, don't bite, no pinching, take your own weight, no, mind your nails, you're not digging for turnips that's my clit...". He said toys were not his thing, and he didn't like weird stuff and he thought I was too bossy...wtf!!! When he took me home all the way there he was giving me a running commentary of all the women he'd been with, how he'd never had a problem, but he didn't know how to please me because I was big!!! Off course nothing to do with the fact he had a keg where his six pack should have been, couldn't spend more than two minutes on his knees before getting cramp, or the fact the condoms I'd bought were too big for him!!! He was awful... "So apart from that not a bad night You sometimes wonder why we carry on with it. | |||
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"my worse meet was a couple that turned out to be brother and sister
I don't know why that man me laugh so much ( I do know it shouldn't have) but I'm sat here chuckling my tits off "just had to go to the loo i was laughing so much at this one!!!! | |||
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"i guess our worst time was a few years ago we met a cpl - he was a PE teacher she was an american he met on line and bought to the UK _ she didnt work as some time before she had sued some one for an accident she was in and the pay out meant she didnt have to the first night was just a social and seemed ok but something felt really odd - i couldnt put my finger on it and hubby said i was being too sensitive so the next night we invited them over the play was awful because as soon as we started to play together he lost interest in me and just wanted to watch hubby and her needless to say we ended it very quickly and was happy they left thinking 'oh well a boring night but nothing lost' a few nights later she called me all in tears apparently he was going to divorce her and sue my hubby in the petition!!!!! even stating how they met and everything!!! The only thing that could possibly stop him would be if we offered him some money to not go through with it and make our meeting public! bingo - the odd feeling i had all fell into place I realised then they were trying to blackmail us - we told her that we were sorry for her dilema but he should go ahead and get the divorce - we didnt care if he named us at that point she said "oh you really dont care do you" - at which point i just point the phone down "OMG litigation freaks!!! That would have made me so angry..... | |||
"our worst was we met a couple at their house , they seemed ok when we got there drinks nibbles etc abit of chat then the female said shall we go upstairs so we went once in the bedroom the girls got going no problem there had a good time then they invited us to join in we stripped off and C got a big shock ...now i'm just average down there but christ this cock didnt even make an inch...we looked at each other and carried on but whilst she was giving me a BJ C had only just wrapped her lips round his cock and he had come..she looked so dissapointed all i could do was carry on but the lady hadnt told me she didnt like the male to come in her mouth which i did she then jumped off the bed and ran into the bathroom where we heard her reaching ....we decided to cut the play short and make our excuses and leave ... not too bad comparded to some on here mind...lol" Have to admit you would be our worst swinging experience, I cannot believe that a guy would just cum in a strangers mouth without checking that it was ok to do so
I have found that many women have preferences to where a man cums, some because certain areas like boobs, mouth, face or bum gives them extra pleasure and some because it revolts them, I always ascertain what the woman wants before I cum and by the same token, Sasha being a squirter always worns people first and let's them know when she is going to squirt so those that want to can move away and so those that want to can get closer.
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I'd had a gut feeling that he was bad news but didn't kick up too much fuss as it was our first play session involving others. She'd chosen them and we were new ourselves as a couple and I didn't want her to feel that I didn't trust her judgement. She felt that it was her fault. It wasn't, it was mine for not flagging to her I didn't feel 100% happy.
Since then we've had successful meets, but if either of us is less than 100% sure we make our excuses. | |||
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"my worse meet was a couple that turned out to be brother and sister "Were they from the Norwich area? lol | |||
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"my worse meet was a couple that turned out to be brother and sister
Were they from the Norwich area? lol"oi they just have webbed feet round here (we are here on missionary work) | |||
"my worse meet was a couple that turned out to be brother and sister
Were they from the Norwich area? lol
oi they just have webbed feet round here (we are here on missionary work) " | |||
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"After reading these, I'm never swinging again! "I was just thinking that! lol put me off my toast this thread has | |||
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You could cut the atmosphere with a knife, the conversation was virtually none existence I stated we didn't feel comfortable under the present circumstances and decide we should leave no apology from them, I think one was waiting for the other to apologise | |||
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"We tend not to meet anymore and just do the clubs....... hello, fuck them and goodbye..... saves all the shite" In that case, hello, fook you good night! | |||
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"We tend not to meet anymore and just do the clubs....... hello, fuck them and goodbye..... saves all the shite In that case, hello, fook you good night! "cheeky fookers......... but I still love ya's | |||
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to loud !!!
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"Had a mix of reactions to reading this thread, from outright to loud !!!
".. oh, and not sure who holds the copyright to the material? but has anyone thought of either writing a book or magazine article, or speaking to Channel 4? | |||
" .. oh, and not sure who holds the copyright to the material? but has anyone thought of either writing a book or magazine article, or speaking to Channel 4?" Before we publish it might be worth trying to figure out why we all continue with this
Thankfully lots of meets are good, but folks wouldn't believe the worst ones. | |||
"So what was your worst swinging experience? Starting out and being very green in the days before the net we went straight to a couple house (big mistake)and he decided to show us a video. Thought right, I can see how that may get things going as we didn't have a clue how you'd get round to it. The video started: Morrisons fish counter, preparing fish, packing fish and displaying fish (don't knock it till you've tried it lol). Then it went on to quarrys blowing up and I think the earth moved
We then stopped all this excitment for the lottery numbers! Time for a sharp exit, not that easy sat in someones house!
Well it was an experience and to this day I always chuckle in Morrisons lol
Thankfully it didn't put us off."lol glad it didn't | |||
seems a shame really as a lot of bad rotten apples spoil if for those of us that would never behave as appallingly as they have | |||
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" I realised then they were trying to blackmail us - we told her that we were sorry for her dilema but he should go ahead and get the divorce - we didnt care if he named us at that point she said "oh you really dont care do you" - at which point i just point the phone down "Bloody hell. I've gotta ask, did you hear anything else from them? | |||
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