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over a year ago
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"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF"
Yep, we check in not dig in  |
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My other half is ex Army. He did a 2 year stint at an airborne regiment or unit or whatever.
He always spoke very highly of how much the RAF used to fuck them around whenever they went down to Brize Norton.
Although to be fair he also said the RAF really seemed to look after their people. Better conditions and stuff like that.
Contrast to the Army literally making him live in a ditch that he’d dug himself lol.
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"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF
Yep, we check in not dig in "
Some of us (on support helicopters) had to dig in sometimes too and play at soldiers……. |
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"My other half is ex Army. He did a 2 year stint at an airborne regiment or unit or whatever.
He always spoke very highly of how much the RAF used to fuck them around whenever they went down to Brize Norton.
Although to be fair he also said the RAF really seemed to look after their people. Better conditions and stuff like that.
Contrast to the Army literally making him live in a ditch that he’d dug himself lol.
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To quote a favourite saying
The Navy navigate by the Stars
The Army sleep under the Stars
The RAF judge the standard of their hotel by Stars! |
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"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF"
Wooahhhhh think we're missing one here....haha technically navy but the man's department |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ex RAF here too. In fact it was living in married quarters that got us into swinging in the first place. All sorts used to go on."
I was Royal Navy, but because I was flying I spent a fair bit of time on RAF Stations. No swinging involvement but my one and only FFM experience was there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ex RAF here too. In fact it was living in married quarters that got us into swinging in the first place. All sorts used to go on."
Very similar for Tigger, but both ex RAF  |
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"Ex RAF here too. In fact it was living in married quarters that got us into swinging in the first place. All sorts used to go on."
Ex RAF and pass Morpeth every week on business ( hint hint )
I miss having fun with married wives when there husbands were at Deci or Goose bay, quickest way I knew to a 48 hour posting ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF"
My Bro has more RAF medals than you have balls. Go join the W I |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF
My Bro has more RAF medals than you have balls. Go join the W I "
I've got more medals than I have balls... Quite a lot more.
To be fare it's not that hard to do; the Queen's Jubilee Medal, Long Service and Good Conduct and one operations medal and you're on three already, plus there's another Queen's Jubilee Medal coming out this year... Most of my friends who joined after me have at least 8. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"My grandpa was a Lancaster pilot in WWII. I'd love to pay him tribute in my own special way if there's anyone who'd like to help..."
Wow, respect to him, all those from all 3 forces that have served and for those still serving... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF"
How many campaign medals do my naval counterparts have just out of interest? For the record I collected 6 in 12 years  |
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"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF
My Bro has more RAF medals than you have balls. Go join the W I
I've got more medals than I have balls... Quite a lot more.
To be fare it's not that hard to do; the Queen's Jubilee Medal, Long Service and Good Conduct and one operations medal and you're on three already, plus there's another Queen's Jubilee Medal coming out this year... Most of my friends who joined after me have at least 8."
Not allowed to count the chocolate ones!  |
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"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF
How many campaign medals do my naval counterparts have just out of interest? For the record I collected 6 in 12 years "
Careful, I’ve heard the WMHC are on here, trapping bloaters! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF
How many campaign medals do my naval counterparts have just out of interest? For the record I collected 6 in 12 years "
Counting medals can be really misleading. Although most ops are 6 months, the qualifying period for a medal is a month; therefore 6 medals could represent half a year or three years on operations.
Also, a friend with the same Bosnia medal as mine, spent all his time at the port in Croatia, I spent six months in a shot up factory (which continued to get shot up whilst I was in it) in Bosnia. Another friend got his Iraq medal for 4 months working at a base in Ryhad and returning to a hotel complete with swimming pool each night - my tour of Iraq was very different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgot to add; regardless where someone served on ops or for how long, each and everyone played their part and was equally as important as eachother."
Don't go soft - it ruins a damn good banter... I had a come back lined up there that will seem mean now...
F@ck it you shoulda tried harder at school
For the record we got shot at in Ploce and the time we had to play poo sticks with real poos floating through our flooded tents wasnt exactly Ritz level accommodation. I think the two hour flight into Sarajevo to replace an engine was the most scary experience of my life.
We were treated to a one way fire fight by the yanks opening up on some unfortunates seen traversing the minefield on our first night in Bagram.
Ali Al Salem wasn't a carnival either  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But are any rock apes 5 miler of death!!!
What in my humble opinion makes UK armed forces the best is the banter
Huzza back for tea and medals x"
Who's bringing the biscuits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're like the pretend military.
In order it goes
RN senior service of course
Army
Reserves
Boys brigade
Girl guides
Cubs
Women's institute
RAF"
so RAF fighter planes are pretend military mmmmmmm interesting lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bugger all went on at Honington Leuchars Waddington Coningsby Brüggen Akrotiri Lyneham lol "
we live near Coningsby and there’s plenty of action around mmmmm |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Bugger all went on at Honington Leuchars Waddington Coningsby Brüggen Akrotiri Lyneham lol we live near Coningsby and there’s plenty of action around mmmmm"
I did 11 years at Coningsby.. from a single guys perspective, not that much around unless you want to travel to civilisation.. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Bugger all went on at Honington Leuchars Waddington Coningsby Brüggen Akrotiri Lyneham lol we live near Coningsby and there’s plenty of action around mmmmm"
I live near What was RAF Lyneham and RAF Hullavington, both are now Army.... And so the conquest continues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you didn't have lots of sex on any military camp, you were looking in the wrong place.
I refuelled at Cosford once on a Saturday and managed to get layed off a gorgeous WRAF
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bugger all went on at Honington Leuchars Waddington Coningsby Brüggen Akrotiri Lyneham lol we live near Coningsby and there’s plenty of action around mmmmm"
Various play at various postings for both of us. Always with permission, and kept discrete. Babe went dogging with now ex. Tigger had fun with various scaly wives, with permission. |
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By *illanelleWoman
over a year ago
Ryde, Isle of Wight |
"My grandpa was a Lancaster pilot in WWII. I'd love to pay him tribute in my own special way if there's anyone who'd like to help...
My uncle flew Mosquitos. He was a very small man as I recall. "
Boom boom |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Bugger all went on at Honington Leuchars Waddington Coningsby Brüggen Akrotiri Lyneham lol we live near Coningsby and there’s plenty of action around mmmmm
Various play at various postings for both of us. Always with permission, and kept discrete. Babe went dogging with now ex. Tigger had fun with various scaly wives, with permission. "
I always followed the "don't crap on your own doorstep" rule. Never went with anyone in the RAF (despite offers), and avoided wives like the plague. Too close for comfort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I always followed the "don't crap on your own doorstep" rule. Never went with anyone in the RAF (despite offers), and avoided wives like the plague. Too close for comfort."
Was NEVER a case of crap on own doorstep. I was fortunate enough to be invited back at end of evenings by both party's. As said always with permission or knowledge. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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I always followed the "don't crap on your own doorstep" rule. Never went with anyone in the RAF (despite offers), and avoided wives like the plague. Too close for comfort.
Was NEVER a case of crap on own doorstep. I was fortunate enough to be invited back at end of evenings by both party's. As said always with permission or knowledge. "
For me it was more about keeping my work and private life very separate. People talk. Jealousy/regret is a thing. I wouldn't want to be the cause of a break up (which I've seen happen) or it to affect my career negatively. I've seen guys get 24 hr postings for stuff like that. No bueno. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you didn't have lots of sex on any military camp, you were looking in the wrong place.
I refuelled at Cosford once on a Saturday and managed to get layed off a gorgeous WRAF
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It's gotta be said - did you ride a sperm bowser |
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"I live near What was RAF Lyneham and RAF Hullavington, both are now Army.... And so the conquest continues "
Always will be RAF Lyneham to anyone who served there, especially as most of the civil servants working there are ex-RAF!
Did 15 for my sins, mostly on Hercs and a brief spell in deep strip at TPF Marham. Getting mortared in Basrah was "fun" - the locals only had the ATC tower to aim at and our ops were at the base of it. Then we moved to Al Udeid - much nicer |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"I live near What was RAF Lyneham and RAF Hullavington, both are now Army.... And so the conquest continues
Always will be RAF Lyneham to anyone who served there, especially as most of the civil servants working there are ex-RAF!
Did 15 for my sins, mostly on Hercs and a brief spell in deep strip at TPF Marham. Getting mortared in Basrah was "fun" - the locals only had the ATC tower to aim at and our ops were at the base of it. Then we moved to Al Udeid - much nicer "
I spent a few months in the delights of TMS towers..  |
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"Any ex NAAFI sentries on here?
No one’s admitted to being regiment yet!
You sound surprised "
Look you take the Mick but not once have I ever seen an attempt made on the NAAFI by hostile forces on their watch. Coincidence, I think not. The enemy know full well with the NAAFI teaming with elite super troopers it would be instant death. I know always felt perfectly safe when purchasing a bottle of Mountain Dew, packet of flaming hot cheetos and a copy of Bizarre. Hero's the lot of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cu*t crab air wouldn’t let me board after r&r on herrick. But to totally take the piss, they let a random gaggle of crabs in after the blocked me and some other kid lol.
I was late back obviously and ‘technically’ awol so I had a two month practical joke played on me which consisted of everyone from the company commander down, insisting I was to be summoned for ‘field’ court-martial. Obviously I almost wept from relief when my ‘date’ came and all was revealed. So it was an enyoyable end to 6 months of near continual fear and anxiety
Thanks Brize checking staff (or whatever you toilets call yourselves) feb 09 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My grandpa was a Lancaster pilot in WWII. I'd love to pay him tribute in my own special way if there's anyone who'd like to help...
Wow, respect to him, all those from all 3 forces that have served and for those still serving..."
Full respect! My Granda served and survived Dunkirk, gutted he died before I was born |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And other raf or ex raf out there"
Bally Jerry pranged his kite
Right in the how’s your father
Hairy blighter dicky birded
Feathered back on his sammy
Took a waspie
Flipped over on his Betty harpers
And caught his can in the bertie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ex raf here
And plenty of active players at raf benson
Oops I live near there and never get to meet any of the men there"
Maybe you're not trying hard enough then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any ex NAAFI sentries on here?
No one’s admitted to being regiment yet!
You sound surprised
Look you take the Mick but not once have I ever seen an attempt made on the NAAFI by hostile forces on their watch. Coincidence, I think not. The enemy know full well with the NAAFI teaming with elite super troopers it would be instant death. I know always felt perfectly safe when purchasing a bottle of Mountain Dew, packet of flaming hot cheetos and a copy of Bizarre. Hero's the lot of them."
Nobody is going to mess with one of them after they’ve completed the 5 mile of death !! |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies |
"Any ex NAAFI sentries on here?
No one’s admitted to being regiment yet!
You sound surprised
Look you take the Mick but not once have I ever seen an attempt made on the NAAFI by hostile forces on their watch. Coincidence, I think not. The enemy know full well with the NAAFI teaming with elite super troopers it would be instant death. I know always felt perfectly safe when purchasing a bottle of Mountain Dew, packet of flaming hot cheetos and a copy of Bizarre. Hero's the lot of them.
Nobody is going to mess with one of them after they’ve completed the 5 mile of death !! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone got a flight suit? On my fuckit list, for the bloke to be wearing one. - not a fancy dress one, real one. Green idealy, I love the pockets ( knee boards). Fem. "
Still got issue flight suits in green, navy blue, leather flying jacket, even my helmet, flying helmet that is.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any ex NAAFI sentries on here?
No one’s admitted to being regiment yet!
You sound surprised
5 miler of death "
5 miles?...I did more than that in school |
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"Ex raf here
And plenty of active players at raf benson
Oops I live near there and never get to meet any of the men there
Maybe you're not trying hard enough then "
Why do I have to be the one to try? It should be mutual attraction |
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