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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What should you never do naked?

How about sliding down the bannister

Over to you........

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Fry sausages x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything involving knives

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple  over a year ago

norwich


"Fry sausages x"

I was just about to say frying meat when i read your message.

I learnt this lesson the hard way!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Attend a job interview!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fry sausages x"

Yes and bacon haha

Swimming with leeches

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sit on Santa's knee as he asks what you want for Xmas

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

For a Woman - Slide down a Waterslide

For a Man - Let the new puppy jump up for a bite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bbq

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welding

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"What should you never do naked?

How about sliding down the bannister

Over to you........"

Officiate at a coronation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Whilst using sparklers

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Iron clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Welding "

Wearing boots with out overalls covering the tops is worse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get the bus into town

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Squats on a full stomach

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Being a window cleaner

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By *oxyVikingCouple  over a year ago

East Anglia


"What should you never do naked?

How about sliding down the bannister

Over to you........"

Bee keeping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pest control. Hornet nest removal etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/20 20:49:26]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Visit a friend in prison

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hedgehog volleyball

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By *agicroundabout3100Couple  over a year ago

Camberley

Go to parents evening......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meeting the in-laws

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By *ick270Man  over a year ago

Here

Go on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

School run

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fishing for crabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sandblasting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Answer the door to trick or treaters.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Trapeze artist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cricket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Paintball.

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

Set a mouse trap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Tour de France.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carry a coffin

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hoola Hoop instructor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Visit the in-laws

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

While naked you should never ever visit a cactus farm.

Unless you like a lot of Pricks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Running through a nettle patch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Running into the local grocery store for something!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Running into the local grocery store for something!!

"

And then running back out with a cucumber

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By *idnight_Express69Man  over a year ago

Rochdale


"What should you never do naked?

How about sliding down the bannister

Over to you........"

Space walk

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Definately ironing ,the swingage effect

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Go to court

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By *beardedguyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands

Zoom call meeting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Climb over a barbed wire fence

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By *urygent1Man  over a year ago

North West


"What should you never do naked?

How about sliding down the bannister

Over to you........"

Parachuting, if you female...

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Iron

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Zoom call meeting "

Yes haha. There was a video online a while ago filmed by the Mrs. It showed Mr on TV, then camera panned around into the room to show him in shirt and tie with laptop on his knee. But the rest of him was butt naked

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Attend a police identity parade

Experimental vacuum cleaner use

Sliding chillis

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Attend a police identity parade

Experimental vacuum cleaner use

Sliding chillis"

Slicing chillis - feel free to slide on them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Attend a wedding

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Concede defeat in an election.....no Donald,please NO!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Concede defeat in an election.....no Donald,please NO!!"

But Mrs Trump can

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By *igjohn78Man  over a year ago

lincoln

A funeral directory

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By *ull_circleWoman  over a year ago

Brighton

Sit on hot hair straighteners. I still have the V on my bum to show for it.

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Sit on hot hair straighteners. I still have the V on my bum to show for it."

Ouch!

Also Ironing shouldn't be done.

Jo.Xx

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Give a speech to the local Women's Institute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Give a speech to the local Women's Institute "

I don't know, the WI can get pretty rowdy once the jam is simmering nicely.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The weekly shop

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

Take laxatives

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By *olfess400Couple  over a year ago

Scarborough & Worksop

Everything is worth a naked shot....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Using a hedgecutter ouch

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By *utterypopcornCouple  over a year ago

oxford

Chainsaw!!

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Play Twister. Covered in baby-oil. While d*unk.

It way too funny!

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By *easing_twoCouple  over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Attend Court

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Using a wall chaser.

Fighting fires in the bush.

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By *omnvixCouple  over a year ago

Gtr Manchester

Answer the door to a canvassing MP seeking re-election in a forthcoming general election.

Trust me. Don't. Just... don't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Teacher in a school!

Slide on the snow with no sledge!

Pick blackberries!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Visit mother in law

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By *ux19Man  over a year ago

Essex

Get on an aeroplane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Answer the door to a canvassing MP seeking re-election in a forthcoming general election.

Trust me. Don't. Just... don't.

"

Please tell me you did this....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chop wood..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Re pointing the house..angle grinding dust gets every where

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By *omnvixCouple  over a year ago

Gtr Manchester


"Answer the door to a canvassing MP seeking re-election in a forthcoming general election.

Trust me. Don't. Just... don't.

Please tell me you did this...."

I did! LOL

Back when I was a student and it was a really hot day so we'd had far too much fizz in the park in the afternoon and then decided to go out at night. So I was getting ready about 4 or 5pm and had showered and, as it was sweltering hot, just had my hair tied up in a towel turban style but completely starkers other than that. Then the doorbell went so tipsy me just went an answered it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Answer the door to a canvassing MP seeking re-election in a forthcoming general election.

Trust me. Don't. Just... don't.

Please tell me you did this....

I did! LOL

Back when I was a student and it was a really hot day so we'd had far too much fizz in the park in the afternoon and then decided to go out at night. So I was getting ready about 4 or 5pm and had showered and, as it was sweltering hot, just had my hair tied up in a towel turban style but completely starkers other than that. Then the doorbell went so tipsy me just went an answered it!

"

Did he get your vote?? I’m sure as hell you got his vote

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By *omnvixCouple  over a year ago

Gtr Manchester


"Answer the door to a canvassing MP seeking re-election in a forthcoming general election.

Trust me. Don't. Just... don't.

Please tell me you did this....

I did! LOL

Back when I was a student and it was a really hot day so we'd had far too much fizz in the park in the afternoon and then decided to go out at night. So I was getting ready about 4 or 5pm and had showered and, as it was sweltering hot, just had my hair tied up in a towel turban style but completely starkers other than that. Then the doorbell went so tipsy me just went an answered it!

Did he get your vote?? I’m sure as hell you got his vote "

Well I was all geared up to discuss fiscal and foreign policies, electoral reform and current employment levels but it suddenly dawned on me I was naked. So I screamed and slammed the door shut! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Answer the door to a canvassing MP seeking re-election in a forthcoming general election.

Trust me. Don't. Just... don't.

Please tell me you did this....

I did! LOL

Back when I was a student and it was a really hot day so we'd had far too much fizz in the park in the afternoon and then decided to go out at night. So I was getting ready about 4 or 5pm and had showered and, as it was sweltering hot, just had my hair tied up in a towel turban style but completely starkers other than that. Then the doorbell went so tipsy me just went an answered it!

Did he get your vote?? I’m sure as hell you got his vote

Well I was all geared up to discuss fiscal and foreign policies, electoral reform and current employment levels but it suddenly dawned on me I was naked. So I screamed and slammed the door shut! LOL "

Well if you want to discuss fiscal and foreign policies, electoral reform and current employment levels I’m happy to come canvassing at your door as long as you open it naked again ha ha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A doctor doing a prostate exam

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By *andD300Couple  over a year ago

london

Weld.

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By *itsAndTangentsCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth

Parent / teachers evenings

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Whilst taking a family portrait

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go out in the corridor to fetch the room service tray left by the staff under new COVID rules and get locked out your room with just a small, paper napkin and the difficult decision for which part of your body to use it to cover.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"For a Woman - Slide down a Waterslide

For a Man - Let the new puppy jump up for a bite"

I lost my bikini on a waterslide on holiday once. Unbeknown to me in that instant, I came up from the pool at the bottom, to be handed the rescued items by a young guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Pissing against the wind

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By *c4funMan  over a year ago

nottingham

Anything with a vice involved??

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS  over a year ago

BoxHill

Play with sparklers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Play with sparklers!"

Or use one as a sounding rod, just after it's gone out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on Santa's knee as he asks what you want for Xmas

"

I don’t know might guarantee you get what you want

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Funerals and cremations

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Answer the door to a canvassing MP seeking re-election in a forthcoming general election.

Trust me. Don't. Just... don't.

"

Boris would love that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Visit the north pole

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS  over a year ago

BoxHill

Attend a school reunion.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go to the bank for a loan cus she or he will be able to see where I need help to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welding or angle grinding

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Visit your nanna in a care home

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Trampoline instructor

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sun bathe near the hen hut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Stop a cat fight

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By *oastal1968Man  over a year ago

London

Meet the Queen.

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By *erry bull1Man  over a year ago

doncaster

Use a chainsaw ,

Pic available if required

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Train a police dog, when pretending to be a crook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Play strip poker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cook Breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I was going to say playing twister, but I bet most of the kinky people here have

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Work at the DEEP HEAT factory.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I was going to say playing twister, but I bet most of the kinky people here have "

Isn't that what Twister was invented for?!

Should never conduct the orchestra in Last Night of the Proms naked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is my favourite thread lol brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Taking part in a yoga class

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By *atcoupleCouple  over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Cleaning windows

BBQ

Ironing

We do all these naked (windows and BBQ only in the summer though).

Naturism - nothing better.

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan  over a year ago

stockport wasteland

The school run

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Play golf in the snow

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By *atcoupleCouple  over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia


"Play golf in the snow "

Sounds interesting for a naked wheeze!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Swimming with jellyfish

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By *ovestolickclitsMan  over a year ago

Lancashire

Climbing over a barbed wire fence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Use a chainsaw ,

Pic available if required "

Was going to say this one

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple  over a year ago

TROWBRIDGE

Shopping in Tesco during the pandemic.

Mig or Stick welding.

Grinding (not Grindr'ing as that's something completely different)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Care home worker.

Balloon artist for a children’s party.

Trauma counsellor.

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By *urflrCouple  over a year ago

wirral

Chat to the old lady next door

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Care home worker.

."

For retired nudists, perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Porcupine catcher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a pee in the Amazon river.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feed ducks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Climb Mount Everest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Walk into a convent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Walk into a convent."

That's a great one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have sex

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By *ornyforit5Man  over a year ago

Some Where In The Sun

Riding my bike

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

Feed sausages to a dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go to church

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use an angle grinder

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By *017chesterladMan  over a year ago

chester

Attend a team meeting in work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

In my case, boast lol

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By *mudge354Man  over a year ago

Brighton

The Ironing, im tall and it just the right heightlol

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Attend parents evening

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