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Banter and kinky fuckery

Couple in Plymouth, South West, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 month ago


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Welcome to our profile and thank you for viewing,

We're a horny young (ish) couple here for the wooing!

If you sent us a message but got no reply,

It's possible the below will provide reasons why:

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A "hi how are you" and hardly much more,

Says nothing about you and builds no rapport.

"We're the same height lying down" we hear that a ton,

But at 5 foot 9 inches you'll need a stepladder for fun.

"Can I creampie her pussy" or something equally crude,

Like offering money for sex will only conclude

With a palm to the face and roll of the eyes,

A delete and a block and exasperated sighs.

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What we look for in people is banter and wit,

Lots of giggles and good chances are we will click,

Tits is quite picky, she prefers a tall male,

If you're vertically challenged, you're likely to fail,

Although a handsome tall man is a doddle to find,

It's just not enough, fun starts in the mind.

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So a bit about us, we're a girl and a boy,

Crazy in love and we live to enjoy

Our bodies with copious genetalia caresses,

Which helps since we're both insatiable messes.

He is all about dominance, she likes to submit,

And this is what makes us an exceptional fit!

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As a couple we can be rather soppy and corny,

But with that we're also perpetually horny.

And so our Fab journey eventually began,

A result of dirty talk and how the addition of a man,

All naughty touching and horned up flirty,

Could be an excellent way to satisfy our dirty...

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So into the world of swinging we dipped our toes,

Each experience showing us the highs and the lows.

We're looking for humour and laughs, that natural click,

But we really don't care for your "9" inch dick pics,

So send us a message couples, singles and all,

And just some fair warning, we're both rather tall!

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Miss Tits

33 years old, Bi-curious

6'2"  188cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Mr Tangents

37 years old, Straight

6'1"  185cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 24 to 48 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

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*apphicCirce (32), Woman on 15 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Revising my first verification because they deserve it: Have you ever met two people that you gelled with so much that you struggled to write a verification for months after? I had this problem with these two miscreants. Tits and Tan are a dynamite pair with amazing (sometimes brutal) wit. She's an amazon, beautiful and delicious and he's dark, cheeky and dominant. They both made my first meet such an amazing experience. It says something of them that I wanted to stop taking the piss out of them for five minutes and say how lovely they are. Until next time xxx

*irtywellies (28), Man on 18 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
I had an absolute amazing day with tits (very nice by the way) and tangents later on, they both are fun easy to talk too, laid back and just a genuine pleasure to be around. I would definitely be mooooooo than happy too meet them again for a social or more naughty fun!

*outhWestMr (35), Man on 4 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a really hot afternoon with this lovely couple. Started in the pub with a few drinks and after a short walk back to theirs we all couldn’t wait to get out clothes off and get right into it! She is super hot and absolute filth in the bedroom, he’s as laid back as they get and an absolute legend. Thanks for a brilliant afternoon both x

*Starlord69X (44), Man on 19 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Finally met this hot couple after what seems like a lifetime ago chatting, was chuffed to be invited upstairs at secrets for some fun...miss is incredibly sexy and naughty in equal measures and Mr is so chilled and likeable feels like we've been mates forever ....cheers guys, hope to catch up with you again soon x

*-Hantsguy (43), Man on 22 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to meet these guys after a long lockdown. Had a fantastic night out and a very fun morning after. Had a night out in Popworld had the most fun I've had in a long time. Tang is a cool guy with some great banter and Tits is stunning and friendly. Can verify they are %100 genuine. Hopefully will make the trip again.

*asterner (44), Man on 20 April 2021 by Meeting in person:
Lucky, lucky me had the genuine pleasure of being invited to another meet with these two, who I'm happy to call friends these days. Suffice to say the very expensive but dubiously pink whisky was flowing, as was delicious Miss Tits. Sorry about your table though. History!!

*atexbound_scot (55), Man on 24 January 2021 by Webcam:
Watched tits being toyed with remotely (WiFi toys + instructions) by tangent on cam yesterday. Such a beautiful body, so sensual & so erotic as she teased herself at his command. Fab dynamic & fab kinky fun xxx

*elshmun (51), Man on 20 January 2021 by Webcam:
Absolutely awesome...what a pair and what a show....best I have seen...

*nceafox (30), Woman on 18 January 2021 by Webcam:
I saw Mrs. Tits on cam today. She is a very attractive girl and also very naughty. It's a pleasure to peek at her every time and I think she doesn't mind at all! Very exciting. Maybe we should have a peek at each other sometime ... :-P

*inkyclimbersuk (35), Couple on 1 November 2020 by Meeting in person:
Oh my god. These guys are hilarious!! From the naked impulsive video chats to the spontaneous off the cuff dinner and play date. These guys are luscious. Every inch of their bodies are divine. I (miss) had the privilege of teaming up with tangents to make tits scream with ecstasy, a memory that I will cherish for a long long long time. She sounds soooooo good. Mr kinkyclimber enjoyed a great deep throated blow job whilst this was happening and I think it's safe to say he has lost his swinging virginity to one of the best couples on fab. Can't wait to see you again. You tastey beauts. Xx

*arkstevens7 (47), Man on 28 October 2020 by Webcam:
Was watching Mrs T on webcam today, she was joking and engaging with the room. Teasing us with a slow reveal of her great body! Gorgeous!

*SOH69 (46), Man on 9 October 2020 by Webcam:
Amazing show from a amazing , sexy , horny cpl tits has a body 2 die 4 & tang knows exactly wat buttons 2 push (& lick) its a breath of fresh air to come across a stunning cpl who are polite ,chatty & not up there own arse great cam by a greater cpl thanx for the show guys pure class xx

*layfulAussie (36), Man on 16 July 2020 by Webcam:
Lucky to catch these two on cam tonight. Great chat, hilarious couple.. they kept the room entertained and they're also hotties. Until next time! x

*-Hantsguy (43), Man on 7 June 2020 by Webcam:
Spent a fun night with these guys in the chat, and just had fun all night. Easy to chat to, made me totally forget about the lockdown. Mrs is stunning and Mr is a cool guy who is fun to talk to. Hopefully catch them in chat again soon. %100 genuine

*irty130 (44), Couple on 23 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
We met this gorgeous couple last night during their first visit to Secrets. They're very friendly, and we were delighted to join them half way through the evening for some naked fun. Really hope we can see them again soon xx.

*asterner (44), Man on 26 January 2020 by Meeting in person:
I had the absolute pleasure of spending a whole evening with J & A, accompanying their first club visit at Steamers. Wow. What a couple! You wouldn't know they're newbies to this, I've been doing this years and their chemistry is rare and truly awesome. They're utterly lovely and considerate people, and it's fair to say we had an achingly sexy night together. With many a rimjob ;) These pair are worthy of the very highest (or tallest) regards. Should you have the chance to experience beautiful J at her wettest and loudest, and her dynamic with A, you'll be in for as memorable a night as ours. Thank you both for welcoming me onto your journey.

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