For my next trick,i will guess your AGE
i just need toknow how many timesa DAY you think of SEX ?
now it needs to be more than 0 and no more than 10 ...
(so if you think about sex all the time,then you aint acting your AGE ,lol)
SO LET ME GUESS...
1.first times that sex number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
8.The First Number is the amount of times you think of SEX per day
( if you have a 4 digit number you think of it 10 times a day ..ya naughty buggers,lolthats an ADE BOMUS for you ..
9. THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE...
...YOUR AGE ... 
ARE YOU NOT AMAZED.......!!
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over a year ago
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"For my next trick,i will guess your AGE
i just need toknow how many timesa DAY you think of SEX ?
now it needs to be more than 0 and no more than 10 ...
(so if you think about sex all the time,then you aint acting your AGE ,lol)
SO LET ME GUESS...
1.first times that sex number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
8.The First Number is the amount of times you think of SEX per day
( if you have a 4 digit number you think of it 10 times a day ..ya naughty buggers,lolthats an ADE BOMUS for you ..
9. THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE...
...YOUR AGE ...
ARE YOU NOT AMAZED.......!!
Nope......... it was a year out! Nice try though
by ADE
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"For my next trick,i will guess your AGE
i just need toknow how many timesa DAY you think of SEX ?
now it needs to be more than 0 and no more than 10 ...
(so if you think about sex all the time,then you aint acting your AGE ,lol)
SO LET ME GUESS...
1.first times that sex number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
8.The First Number is the amount of times you think of SEX per day
( if you have a 4 digit number you think of it 10 times a day ..ya naughty buggers,lolthats an ADE BOMUS for you ..
9. THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE...
...YOUR AGE ...
ARE YOU NOT AMAZED.......!!
Nope......... it was a year out! Nice try though
by ADE
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i always give ladies the benefit of the Doubt
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"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??
me too 
Wolf
i like to tease too...
You are AMAZED tho .i can tell
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It appears Ade isn't so amazing after all  "
I beg to differ , i got you to post on here , which in my mind is Amazinig, because i just checked out your Photo's and well ...quess what ...
YOUR AMAZING TOO ...Grrrr
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"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??
me too
Wolf
i like to tease too...
You are AMAZED tho .i can tell
.
It appears Ade isn't so amazing after all
I beg to differ , i got you to post on here , which in my mind is Amazinig, because i just checked out your Photo's and well ...quess what ...
YOUR AMAZING TOO ...Grrrr
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"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??
me too
Wolf
i like to tease too...
You are AMAZED tho .i can tell
erm... not amazed, I'm wolf
an amazing thread though!
"
I KNOW ...
i AMAZE my self sometimes TOO..
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"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??
me too
Wolf
i like to tease too...
You are AMAZED tho .i can tell
erm... not amazed, I'm wolf
an amazing thread though!
I KNOW ...
i AMAZE my self sometimes TOO..
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"didnt work for me as had me a year younger than what i am??
me too
Wolf
i like to tease too...
You are AMAZED tho .i can tell
erm... not amazed, I'm wolf
an amazing thread though!
I KNOW ...
i AMAZE my self sometimes TOO..
cool lol"
SO YOUR ..41 years young ..now are you AMAZED ..??
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"For my next trick,i will guess your AGE
i just need toknow how many timesa DAY you think of SEX ?
now it needs to be more than 0 and no more than 10 ...
(so if you think about sex all the time,then you aint acting your AGE ,lol)
SO LET ME GUESS...
1.first times that sex number by 2
2. ADD 5
3. Times that number by 50
4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,
5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....
6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc
7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?
8.The First Number is the amount of times you think of SEX per day
( if you have a 4 digit number you think of it 10 times a day ..ya naughty buggers,lolthats an ADE BOMUS for you ..
9. THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE...
...YOUR AGE ...
ARE YOU NOT AMAZED.......!!
Nope......... it was a year out! Nice try though
by ADE
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OK YOUR ..45 yrs young but you look 35.
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