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My cock is so big im worried.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Register your cock as a weapon of mass destruction..... and have people you meet sign a waiver that stipulates that you're not responsible for their medical bills after having sex with you....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please."
Then you woke up with your head in a bowl of cornflakes |
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"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please.
Then you woke up with your head in a bowl of cornflakes "
Crunchynut cornflakes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks everybody. You have helped me get a right good grip of things!
I ws beginning to think as well that everyone was too highly strung on here and wouldnt be there for me in my hour of need.
Thankyou Thankyou.
P.S. and my friend from NYC, thankyou brother. I showed your picture to him and he ran into his cage. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks everybody. You have helped me get a right good grip of things!
I ws beginning to think as well that everyone was too highly strung on here and wouldnt be there for me in my hour of need.
Thankyou Thankyou.
P.S. and my friend from NYC, thankyou brother. I showed your picture to him and he ran into his cage. X"
You're very welcome ........ fine sir..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please."
Mmmm,i didnt know ego was spelt with a K,an O & 2 letter C's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're all cynics, clearly there are no photos as it is only possible to capture its magnificence with the Hubble Telescope
Thank you OP for giving the opportunity to chuckle. |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Register your cock as a weapon of mass destruction..... and have people you meet sign a waiver that stipulates that you're not responsible for their medical bills after having sex with you....
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Last time around, the WMDs were all just hype |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"You're all cynics, clearly there are no photos as it is only possible to capture its magnificence with the Hubble Telescope
Thank you OP for giving the opportunity to chuckle. "
More like with a cockwomble microscope |
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"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please."
Is it really !!!
Show us your Spunktrumpet |
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"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please."
Thats the trouble with big dicks.....all boast and nothing to prove it with. |
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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago
Kidderminster |
"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please."
Lucky for some. Not your problem
Advice wise. Just go in half length |
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"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please."
So did Jeremy Beadle but on the other hand it wasn't that impressive.
Oh and BbcNyc had probably just made you weep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry, if it's that big you will just pass out before it gets to the point where it's anything more dangerous than a draught excluder "
Haha nice one |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!
I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.
Urgent advice needed.
Help please.
Chop a few inches of it "
But he'll want to keep the sensitive tip.
Chop off the bottom three inches, OP... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest cock is 18" and he cannot have sex lol so is yours that long ..looked at profile and no pictures of it ...camara shy lol "
I know did you see the video of it OMG, that was way to big |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Register your cock as a weapon of mass destruction..... and have people you meet sign a waiver that stipulates that you're not responsible for their medical bills after having sex with you....
" we don't have medical bills in this country we have a wonderful thing called the NHS |
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