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"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do? 
How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?  "
Go to the bathroom "let rip" then back to bed sorted!  |
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"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?
How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet? "
Women fart????  |
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"You do realise that sniggering and giggling is going to let it rip out uncontrollably 
Oops too late
 you do make me giggle OP.....hope he didn't wake up   "
Yes he did! I was laughing so hard I was shaking while typing a PM to one of the responsees in the middle of the night giving him an update |
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"You do realise that sniggering and giggling is going to let it rip out uncontrollably
Oops too late
you do make me giggle OP.....hope he didn't wake up
Yes he did! I was laughing so hard I was shaking while typing a PM to one of the responsees in the middle of the night giving him an update "
Haha your such fun....that's what it's all about....and so what if people fart it's a normal thing to do hehe |
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"I'm more concerned about the fact that he was asleep?? What was wrong with him?? How could he sleep when he was in bed next to you??
It was 3 in the morning. To be fair to him we'd started at 3 in the afternoon "
Surprised he woke up at all then...
poor/lucky sod lol !! |
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"Go to bathroom and hold a towel on your bum it will muffle the sounds lol "
Only in Essex would that happen ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lmao |
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If you have to fart.. You have to fart lol
My ex was giving me head one time and she kept telling me to relax. I relaxed a little too much and I farted whilst she was still down on me lol we both laughed and carried on haha |
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"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?
How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet? "
I've been with my partner 21 years and he still hates it when I fart
!! So no I never would on a first meet/date
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"If you have to fart.. You have to fart lol
My ex was giving me head one time and she kept telling me to relax. I relaxed a little too much and I farted whilst she was still down on me lol we both laughed and carried on haha"
That happened to me once except in reverse, I received the full force of an oral climax fart. She was mortified but I broke the tension when I laughed, so did she and told me to get back down there!
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"If you have to fart.. You have to fart lol
My ex was giving me head one time and she kept telling me to relax. I relaxed a little too much and I farted whilst she was still down on me lol we both laughed and carried on haha"
Yep at least I didn't do it when he went down on me 
Might test the boundaries of his childish toilet humour next time |
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"If you have to fart.. You have to fart lol
My ex was giving me head one time and she kept telling me to relax. I relaxed a little too much and I farted whilst she was still down on me lol we both laughed and carried on haha
Yep at least I didn't do it when he went down on me
Might test the boundaries of his childish toilet humour next time "
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over a year ago
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I try not to even do it now after almost 4 years... I tend to wait till Mr is asleep then go to the bathroom to do it but will also hold it till alone if I have to. X |
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was with a guy on our first meet, sitting chatting, next thing his ass cheek rose and he let one out, we just looked at each other and laughed so i responded by doing the same. Thats when you know your comfortable with someone. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Does the Queen fart ??
At least 16 times a day same as the rest of us
Have you seen the bfg??"
Heard she farted at a state banquet and the whole room went quiet. She allegedly turned to the footman behind her and said, "James stop that!'
James replied. "Yes Ma'am, which way did it go?" |
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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago
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"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?
How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet? "
Mr C finds it sexy. Means she is relaxed and happy in his company. Me? If a woman farts in bed with me. Doesn't bother me. Might try to outdo her even.
Go to the bathroom and let rip if u want. Flush the toilet and do it at the same time. Miss C. Xx |
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"Laid in a hotel bed with a hot man. He's asleep and I want to let rip but will probably wake him. What to do?
How do you feel if a woman farts on a first meet?
Mr C finds it sexy. Means she is relaxed and happy in his company. Me? If a woman farts in bed with me. Doesn't bother me. Might try to outdo her even.
Go to the bathroom and let rip if u want. Flush the toilet and do it at the same time. Miss C. Xx "
Challenge accepted Miss C 
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"First posted a week ago.
Somehow I reckon the OPs purped by now.
Well, I bloody hope she has.... "
hahaha good call! I'm not sure though, since Secretly is the shy type, she might have held it in....
MrB |
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Haha yes I let rip! So did he - well he went to the bathroom because he's shy...just like me
He sat on the toilet not realising it would reverberate around the pan and be louder. I shouted I heard you! Lots of laughs and giggles over it. LMFAO - f stands for farting |
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"Haha yes I let rip! So did he - well he went to the bathroom because he's shy...just like me
He sat on the toilet not realising it would reverberate around the pan and be louder. I shouted I heard you! Lots of laughs and giggles over it. LMFAO - f stands for farting "
There yah go, who says romance is dead. |
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Without getting into any turn on over the smell or any possible scatalogical implications (neither of which do anything for me), there is something rather sexy about a woman naked and relaxed enough not to worry about every noise she might make laid next to you |
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"Does the Queen fart ??
At least 16 times a day same as the rest of us "
The Queen does not fart. She breaks wind discreetly and of course it smells like roses |
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I get so embarrassed as I fart a lot. Had a gastric bypass and that causes really smelly farts so I would gas guys  . I love doggy but that's the worst position for letting rip.
A guy I was with last week farted and neither of us said a word
I did fart once when in a private room at a club and the guy said he couldn't carry on. I've always found farting funny |
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By *purt5Man
over a year ago
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Farts are erotically funny and should be embraced as something to see as a trust comfort factor. You share every other bodily action (even those who go a little further than I can) but I will happily push my tongue in when rimming....and once you start it can turn into a competition and some ladies are gold medal contenders |
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