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By *z Thongz OP Woman
over a year ago
Lanarkshire |
THE SCOTLAND COUPLES ROLL CALL
t-k and tease I apologise noo
For the last poem thing
I never included you two
It wasn’t intentional
I hope you agree
It was only the case
Of silly bugger me
There were far to many
To put down in ink
N sorry to say
I really didn’t think
So i'm concocting another
N trying not to just miss
Lots of names and people
So yer no that pissed( off wi me I mean fir no mentioning ye)
If you’re still not here
What else can I say
I’m sorry really sorry
Hope it doesn’t spoil yer day
COUPLES
There’s Jamie n Brenda
Wi their lil toolbox
Y do all guys think
Things start n end wi their cox
Theres mr n mrs sticky
Wi their caramel sundae
Wont gie ye a postcode
So that fun can have a play (but I’m a trier I wont give up pmsl)
Theres’s the grids as we know them
Mr grid and mrs cuddly
Hes invisible n grumpy
But his missus is just lovely
Theres mrs l and mr d
Or is it mr d and mrs l
When they are both in the room
It’s confusing as hell
Theres gail and theres Darren
commonly known as the youngs
now misters a good dancer
But we all love gail’s big lungs
There’s Jasperwest and his mrs
send the guys into a tizzy
licking her lollies
and her legs make them aww dizzy
There’s _ilandlarry
I don’t know them that well
And I’m still not one sure
If lil’s a fake, can you tell?
And last but not least
I must include thongz or loz
Coz if I omit her
Im liable tae lose ma wee baws
Shes been a pal
n a great help ye see
for its her that posts
these on the forums for me
so thank you puddycat
heres a kiss from me to you
n that’s all folks for this roll call
take care for the noo
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"THE SCOTLAND COUPLES ROLL CALL
t-k and tease I apologise noo
For the last poem thing
I never included you two
It wasn’t intentional
I hope you agree
It was only the case
Of silly bugger me
There were far to many
To put down in ink
N sorry to say
I really didn’t think
So i'm concocting another
N trying not to just miss
Lots of names and people
So yer no that pissed( off wi me I mean fir no mentioning ye)
If you’re still not here
What else can I say
I’m sorry really sorry
Hope it doesn’t spoil yer day
COUPLES
There’s Jamie n Brenda
Wi their lil toolbox
Y do all guys think
Things start n end wi their cox
Theres mr n mrs sticky
Wi their caramel sundae
Wont gie ye a postcode
So that fun can have a play (but I’m a trier I wont give up pmsl)
Theres’s the grids as we know them
Mr grid and mrs cuddly
Hes invisible n grumpy
But his missus is just lovely
Theres mrs l and mr d
Or is it mr d and mrs l
When they are both in the room
It’s confusing as hell
Theres gail and theres Darren
commonly known as the youngs
now misters a good dancer
But we all love gail’s big lungs
There’s Jasperwest and his mrs
send the guys into a tizzy
licking her lollies
and her legs make them aww dizzy
There’s _ilandlarry
I don’t know them that well
And I’m still not one sure
If lil’s a fake, can you tell?
And last but not least
I must include thongz or loz
Coz if I omit her
Im liable tae lose ma wee baws
Shes been a pal
n a great help ye see
for its her that posts
these on the forums for me
so thank you puddycat
heres a kiss from me to you
n that’s all folks for this roll call
take care for the noo
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Hahahahahahaha.....You would all be surprised if it was just Barbies in our toybox or "toolbox"as Grumpy calls it;).....lol  |
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