Ask me about the Aberdeen Swinger's Club

Man in Aberdeen, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Hi, let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen, I would like to say hello. Are you ready for some entertainment, are you ready for a show? Gonna rock you gonna roll you, get you dancing in the aisles; Jazz you razzmatazz you, with a little bit of style.

C'mon let me entertain you. I've come here to give you my body, I can show you some good merchandise. I'll pull you and I'll pill you, I'll Cruela-de-ville you, and to thrill you I'll use any device.

I'll give you crazy performance, I'll give you grounds for divorce, I'll give you piece de resistance, and a tour de force of course

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Its 2 and a half years since I joined and the scene. So let me tell you about myself if you don't already know me.

I'm a Yorkshireman who's been living up here for 20 years. I'm an experienced swinger, formerly having part of a couple on here (twice) along with having been on here as a single a few times, looking to have a lot of fun, but more importantly, I'm looking for you to have a lot of fun with me.

I am a clean and well groomed guy, laid back and relaxed about life, I enjoy good company over anything else (though I do love a good bit of pussy eating - surprisingly I have never cum from receiving oral... a challenge?) and I am noted to have a good sense of humour and. Here's a joke for you.

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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.

After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"

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My social life is rather active on and off Fab, and I love meeting and getting to know new people - a coffee, a few beers, cocktails, maybe a bit of gaming... Depending how drunk I am, even a bit of dancing?

I also work at the Aberdeen Swinger's club, so if you come along, I'll see you there.

As a photographer I get to meet a lot of very interesting people on a regular basis. Oh, that reminds me, if ever you're wanting to meet me and think you could do with some new photos for Fab, I'd be happy to take along some gear and take some really fantastic pics for you as I have for a few folk on here already - some of them having ended up in the top fab'd for several days.

I could be considered a regular to the Aberdeen Swinger's Club, and I am beginning to fear that I am getting a slight reputation for introducing folk to the club Where possible, will always promote it as best place North of the river Forth to meet fellow swingers on a regular basis.

I do like to send people messages with original titles - my current theme is cocktails. I find it witty and they stand out a bit more from the mail most people get from single guys (and I know from past experience that a lot of mail from single guys can be repetative).

One last thing: I can't stand timewasters, and I would never waste someone's time on a meet. If you plan on meeting me I must insist on contact number at least 24 hours before the arranged meet. If for some reason you can't meet me, I would really appreciate being let know at least 6 hours before hand - its good manners to do so.

There's a good chance you've stopped reading a long time ago, and if that is the case, I can pretty much say what I want to from here on out with some good tongue in cheek. If not, humour me and keep reading. You might actually laugh.

I am a single Male in Aberdeen looking to cheat on his right hand. My sex stare and advances are getting me nowhere, so I'm looking for single females/couples for no strings fun. Please no mutton dressed as lamb, having lived in Aberdeen for 20 years means sheep can get a little boring.

I'm prone to wild parties every night and when I'm finished with my hand is often worn out completely.

I'm keen on Taxidermy and enjoy a good Serial Killer book and enjoy walks in Graveyards...

If you are still reading then maybe you can drop me a message and find out what the real T_K is all about. I don't bite... hard (enough to mark... unless you want me to).

Is there anything you'd like to know that I haven't already put on here? Ask away. If you're interested, speak to me, I look forward to your message ;)

Tim

39 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

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Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*nabi (58), Couple on 25 November 2012 by Meeting in person:
Another unexpected meeting and another amazing night of passion and lots of fun. He certainly knows how to satisfy... We're both looking forward to the next time if we are lucky enough to bump into him again ;-)x

*nabi (58), Couple on 20 November 2012 by Meeting in person:
Bumped into Tim unexpectedly one night during summer... One word to describe our night - Amazing!

*ogsiewok (33), Woman on 9 July 2012 by Meeting in person:
Had some fun with TK a few times now. What can I really say, he is INCREDIBLE. I can't get enough of him and he really knows his stuff. Well worth checking out.

*rcpl (54), Couple on 3 June 2012 by Meeting in person:
met tim at aberdeen club last night he was really nice n guided us round and had been on call all week answering questions and giving us helpful advice

*lazenFire (34), Woman on 6 May 2012 by Meeting in person:
I met TK last week for a walk and chat, and he invited me along to the club night last night - wasn't sure what to expect at all, but the crowd he'd assembled were lovely and he made me feel welcome. Such a cutie. Strip poker didn't exactly go to plan... especially considering he had to cheat to take his clothes off :-P. However, none of us were complaining, and it simply made it easier for me to get to him when we moved away for some fun. Hehe. Ladies - you'd be stupid if you reject him, he knows what he wants, what he's doing and if you have any sense you'll lie back and let him between your legs. ;-) Best thing you'll ever do. Til next time babe. xx

*abyblueeyes44 (46), Woman on 2 April 2012 by Meeting in person:
met tk at the ayrshire social was gd 2 chat hope 2 see u at nxt 1 ....thnks for helpin me get drunk wae those shots lol xx

*rs_staffy_hotcunto67 (44), Woman on 18 March 2012 by Meeting in person:
met tk this weekend wot can i say totaly one in a mill great guy gd wet fun all nite got the stamina of a race horse heheh had an absolutely fantastic weekend defo one to be askin bk ladies dont let him pass u by hes a really nice guy one of the good guys xxx tk thank u for a great weekend hope to be doing it again sumtime all the best k xxx

*ustyGeek11 (40), Woman on 10 October 2011 by Meeting in person:
Have hooked up with Tim a few times now for looong nights of fun. He is just incredible in bed, not to be missed if you get the chance, M or F. He is amazing at eating pussy, and for so long it just blows my mind and makes me a gibbering wreck. He is also as talaneted with his large cock as he is with mouth, which I thourally enjoyed sucking. Lost count of how many times I came he was so good. Looking foward to seeing him again, and again : x

*ittlemissg (38), Woman on 2 October 2011 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy quite a few times now. I love sucking his cock and his oral skill are second to none. Had a particularly hot session on cam this morning - hope everyone watching enjoyed the show! Looking forward to seeing him again x

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