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By *z Thongz OP Woman
over a year ago
Lanarkshire |
THIS SCOTLAND ROOM ON FAB
The Scots fab room rocks,
It’s full o’ us jocks,
With a few ithers thrown in for good measure
So pull up a seat,
Take the weight aff yer feet
N I hope it’s a visit you’ll treasure
We’re open all day,
You don’t have to pay
And a more pleasant bunch you wont find
We’ll welcome one and all
With arms open wide
As long as the rules you do mind
No asking,enticing, requesting or directing
No rude comments like that to the gals
We’re a happy lil lot with plenty o banter
And we all treat each other like pals
THE MODS
There’s loz in her boots,
there’s steve with his gun
violate the rules
and your room time is done
theres laine,lilnlarry, n there’s chrissy n nat
they’ll evict you quite swiftly if ye act like a pratt
There’s a lady named ice,a huny buny and a jock they call dee
There is just too many to remember for me
Theres curvy ,sxy, mrs young and the Sioux
A mare, imperfect firecracker and a frightening wee boo ( I don’t mean yer scary boo honest)
Shewants the boaby, she’s a greedy wee lass
She even wants voddie tae fill up her glass
She wants tall, young and fit tae sook thru the night
If yer an auld yin like me, yer tossed in the pit (but I still lurvs ye pal)
Any ladies that are missed its not done thru spite
At my time in life yer memory’s just shite
I’ve tried to be fair n not have any favs
I’ve put those in that are game for the laffs
They don’t judge or pigeon hole those that come in
They treat you like family or just next o kin
Please do not fret if you’re not on this list
It doesn’t mean that you aren’t the best
There’s just so many names and so little time and space
And more than not ive forgotten yer face
There’s puck,theres droops,Hamish and all
Come in and join us we’ll all have a ball
Theres a cube made of kola,Mister 44 and a grumpy
And we all ken that fugy he jist wants tae pump ye
Tomma,lemon,inver,grid and the devil of dancing
Im sure hes a delight in his own way of prancing
I could ramble forever the names that appear
But drop in for yourself, and bring us some cheer
Theres always a welcome no matter who you are
If u live just close by or travel from afar
So don’t be a stranger and tell all the folk
Ive been in the best room
IT’S FAB SCOTLAND, THEY ROCK
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