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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you??  x
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No just come clean and say ok you got me  |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
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Dont worry its just the new recruitment process |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
No just come clean and say ok you got me "
lol in the words of the famous song by shaggy "IT WASNT ME!" XXX |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
I have an alibi...  "
so you say you have an alibi eh? Were you:
1) at home and be dull, but get a refreshing early night?
2) naked on the couch with my front door unlocked after an open invitation for any crazy FAB folk to come on round?
3) at Opium and the Rock Karaoke until 3am with the lads? |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process "
lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs shit everywhere! |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs shit everywhere!"
I thought you were holding your truncheon |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
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The vibrators aren't stolen, they're mine, I didn't lick your balls because you hadn't washed them, but yes, I do like it up the arse. Get me my lawyer.  |
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Hmm flattery will get you everywhere! xxx
"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs shit everywhere!
I thought you were holding your truncheon "
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Lol can always rely on you for a witty reply and a wee chortle hehe
"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
The vibrators aren't stolen, they're mine, I didn't lick your balls because you hadn't washed them, but yes, I do like it up the arse. Get me my lawyer. "
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs shit everywhere!
I thought you were holding your truncheon "
I know it wasn't my truncheon. It's still locked up securely. |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs shit everywhere!
I thought you were holding your truncheon
I know it wasn't my truncheon. It's still locked up securely."
I (Mrs dlt) would say guilt officer and would you pike to take my particulars down?  |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs shit everywhere!
I thought you were holding your truncheon
I know it wasn't my truncheon. It's still locked up securely.
I (Mrs dlt) would say guilt officer and would you pike to take my particulars down? "
I let Ninj do that, so it's him Mr DLT runs down in the bin lorry. |
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"Hmm flattery will get you everywhere! xxxThe police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs shit everywhere!
I thought you were holding your truncheon "
Och I know that |
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"Mmmmm policemen "
Are we playing dress up again... I am sure i can put together a uniform!!!
Alas no... not a police mans one... But I have a mate that would lend me his for the night as long as i paid for it to be dry cleaned after!!!
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you??
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a
license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs
shit everywhere!"
That's sounds true  |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
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Oh, think I want arrested and taken in. Serve some "hard" time. |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you??
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process lol where do I sign up?! so long as I get a truncheon and a
license to beat people within an inch of their lives whilst handcuffed for dropping fag ends or letting their dogs
shit everywhere!
That's sounds true "
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Aye police. Don't know how many times I've read that they fine a person for dropping litter, yet where are they when crooks/thiefs etc are around, probably because they are a threat or will use aggression etc.
Don't want the police to strain themselves, poor we pets.
Oh that wee old man just dropped his fag end, let's 3/4 of us get all heavy handed with him.
There's a burglary at the bank - police "oh I'm still at my tea break, I'll go once I finish this donut, maybe the situation will have blown over".
I'll probably get arrested for this statement. |
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"Aye police. Don't know how many times I've read that they fine a person for dropping litter, yet where are they when crooks/thiefs etc are around, probably because they are a threat or will use aggression etc.
Don't want the police to strain themselves, poor we pets.
Oh that wee old man just dropped his fag end, let's 3/4 of us get all heavy handed with him.
There's a burglary at the bank - police "oh I'm still at my tea break, I'll go once I finish this donut, maybe the situation will have blown over".
I'll probably get arrested for this statement."
dont get me started on this subject......lol i plead the fifth ammendment ...no comment! |
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Did anyone see the story about the cops who are fudging stop and search figures ?
On one occasion they turned up at some football pitches with 2 matches in progress and carried out over 40 searches in 30 mins.
the evil geniuses |
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"Did anyone see the story about the cops who are fudging stop and search figures ?
On one occasion they turned up at some football pitches with 2 matches in progress and carried out over 40 searches in 30 mins.
the evil geniuses "
Some correct me if I'm wrong here, so sorry if I've not got this 100%:
I don't know if I'm right or not but was there an investigation that finally found
that the police were to blame for the hillsbourgh disaster, if it's right then that was covered up for years and did the police not blame the fans. |
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"Coming from a family with a number of former & serving officers, I kind of take exception to that.
I would love to have a policeman,"
Can't help you there! Most of them are elderly, dead, or I don't have contact with these days. |
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"Coming from a family with a number of former & serving officers, I kind of take exception to that."
Sorry if I offended you. I know there are good policemen/women.
But surly you got to admit there are are a minority that have/do let the job/rank go to there head. |
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"Coming from a family with a number of former & serving officers, I kind of take exception to that.
Sorry if I offended you. I know there are good policemen/women.
But surly you got to admit there are are a minority that have/do let the job/rank go to there head."
Yet who will you go running to if you're house is broken into, you're assaulted etc? You'd not be so quick to slag the police off then. |
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"Coming from a family with a number of former & serving officers, I kind of take exception to that.
Sorry if I offended you. I know there are good policemen/women.
But surly you got to admit there are are a minority that have/do let the job/rank go to there head.
Yet who will you go running to if you're house is broken into, you're assaulted etc? You'd not be so quick to slag the police off then."
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"Coming from a family with a number of former & serving officers, I kind of take exception to that.
Sorry if I offended you. I know there are good policemen/women.
But surly you got to admit there are are a minority that have/do let the job/rank go to there head.
Yet who will you go running to if you're house is broken into, you're assaulted etc? You'd not be so quick to slag the police off then."
Fair do's. |
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"Coming from a family with a number of former & serving officers, I kind of take exception to that.
Sorry if I offended you. I know there are good policemen/women.
But surly you got to admit there are are a minority that have/do let the job/rank go to there head.
Yet who will you go running to if you're house is broken into, you're assaulted etc? You'd not be so quick to slag the police off then."
well speaking as an individual who has had ample experience with being assaulted in some instance's in plain view of various police officers and having had my place broken into and various items stolen and numerous incidents of vandalism against me ....on not one of those innumerable occasions spanning 20+ year's have i even one single instance to speak of whereby there was a satisfactory outcome or dealing's with the police who i've quite often found to be rather unhelpful and unsympathetic for the most part and even those that do mean the best have failed to deliver even the bare minimum of service to be expected by those who have taken a sworn oath to serve and protect which is disappointing seeing as im a perfectly law abiding citizen who pay's my taxes as much as anyone else if not more so in some instance's.....needless to say my negative experiences with the police is something that many other's can relate to from my interaction with many other's in a professional capacity...tut tut and to think that they even tried to recruit me on numerous occasions when i was involved in training police  one thing that stuck in my mind that was told to me by a very high ranking police official was that "a criminaly minded individual makes for a good cop and cop minded invidual makes for a good criminal"....in other word's theyre one in the same although technically working for the other side of the law and before anyone is quick to judge me i also have alot of really good friends an d family member in the police force so im not anti police as much as im just a disappointed citizen who expected some measure of justice where there appears to be none to had  ...rant over! |
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In my opinion, good people go into the police and often deal with the lowest f the low and this would being anybody down. And after years of this police men/women often stereotype the different people they meet.
They should also be able to give some folks a slap round the war and told to grow up!
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"In my opinion, good people go into the police and often deal with the lowest f the low and this would being anybody down. And after years of this police men/women often stereotype the different people they meet.
They should also be able to give some folks a slap round the war and told to grow up!
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i fully agree that daily exposure to scum would change the outlook of the most openminded individual much in the same way as a soldier exposed to killing or a doctor at the sexual health clinic might be somewhat less inclined to partake in bareback sex with a stranger much less his/her partner of 20 years lol...all the more reason why i declined the invitation to join the police family and take a job with them and another reason why i chose not to be a doctor |
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" well speaking as an individual who has had ample experience with being assaulted in some instance's in plain view of various police officers and having had my place broken into and various items stolen and numerous incidents of vandalism against me ....on not one of those innumerable occasions spanning 20+ year's have i even one single instance to speak of whereby there was a satisfactory outcome or dealing's with the police who i've quite often found to be rather unhelpful and unsympathetic for the most part and even those that do mean the best have failed to deliver even the bare minimum of service to be expected by those who have taken a sworn oath to serve and protect which is disappointing seeing as im a perfectly law abiding citizen who pay's my taxes as much as anyone else if not more so in some instance's.....needless to say my negative experiences with the police is something that many other's can relate to from my interaction with many other's in a professional capacity...tut tut and to think that they even tried to
recruit me on numerous occasions when i was involved in training police one thing that stuck in my mind that was told to me by a very high ranking police official was that "a criminaly minded individual makes for a good cop and cop minded invidual makes for a good criminal"....in other word's theyre one in the same although technically working for the other side of the law and before anyone is quick to judge me i also have alot of really good friends an d family member in the police force so im not anti police as much as im just a disappointed citizen who expected some measure of justice where there appears to be none to had ...rant over!"
Good point Ninj, I've never really had any personal run-in's with the police.
And I also agree with another point made that, some people do need a slap by the police. |
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"The police just knocked on my door looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the arse. What should i do? Pretend i don't know you?? x
Dont worry its just the new recruitment process "
Lol
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Im gonna start up a fab police force and we can go around and happy slap all the weirdo and timewasters on here for the greater good of fabswingers
" well speaking as an individual who has had ample experience with being assaulted in some instance's in plain view of various police officers and having had my place broken into and various items stolen and numerous incidents of vandalism against me ....on not one of those innumerable occasions spanning 20+ year's have i even one single instance to speak of whereby there was a satisfactory outcome or dealing's with the police who i've quite often found to be rather unhelpful and unsympathetic for the most part and even those that do mean the best have failed to deliver even the bare minimum of service to be expected by those who have taken a sworn oath to serve and protect which is disappointing seeing as im a perfectly law abiding citizen who pay's my taxes as much as anyone else if not more so in some instance's.....needless to say my negative experiences with the police is something that many other's can relate to from my interaction with many other's in a professional capacity...tut tut and to think that they even tried to
recruit me on numerous occasions when i was involved in training police one thing that stuck in my mind that was told to me by a very high ranking police official was that "a criminaly minded individual makes for a good cop and cop minded invidual makes for a good criminal"....in other word's theyre one in the same although technically working for the other side of the law and before anyone is quick to judge me i also have alot of really good friends an d family member in the police force so im not anti police as much as im just a disappointed citizen who expected some measure of justice where there appears to be none to had ...rant over!
Good point Ninj, I've never really had any personal run-in's with the police.
And I also agree with another point made that, some people do need a slap by the police."
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