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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ages ago furry - where you been?!

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

Obviously not in KFC!

It was the last place you could get proper chips but not anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Obviously not in KFC!

It was the last place you could get proper chips but not anymore "

KFC just doesn't do my chicken fillet fix anymore. Having to go out the way and do my own breaded fillets.

To much time cook. Not enough playing!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

KFC are rank!!! So there.....

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"Obviously not in KFC!

It was the last place you could get proper chips but not anymore

KFC just doesn't do my chicken fillet fix anymore. Having to go out the way and do my own breaded fillets.

To much time cook. Not enough playing!"

Find a shop that sells Indian spices and you'll find some excellent coatings for chicken

But I do still like my fillet burgers

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!

Where's ratshit when you need her???

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By *ky HookMan over a year ago

Dundee

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

That sounds more like a reward than a punishment furry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

That sounds more like a reward than a punishment furry"

Not really...you ain't seen Bertha!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!

Where's ratshit when you need her???

Apparently still in a drug fuelled stupor and nursing a sore foof

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By *ky HookMan over a year ago

Dundee

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

That sounds more like a reward than a punishment furry

Not really...you ain't seen Bertha!!

Gonna have to look her up lol

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By *awk3y3Man over a year ago

West Lothian

Burger king have gone back to slightly chunkier chips, just a shame you only get 16 in a poke. . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!

Where's ratshit when you need her???

Apparently still in a drug fuelled stupor and nursing a sore foof

We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????

What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm??

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????

What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm??

Feeding his already fat coupon!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Too right!

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By *ky HookMan over a year ago

Dundee

We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit

Well since Jinxy isnt around to do that, ill give it my best shot

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

That sounds more like a reward than a punishment furry

Not really...you ain't seen Bertha!!

Gonna have to look her up lol"

Haha, good luck with that one!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????

What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm??

Feeding his already fat coupon!!

Ffs Wendy, ya cannae say that.....now Fuzzball's gonna turn up at yer door and club you to death wi Bertha!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit

Well since Jinxy isnt around to do that, ill give it my best shot

Don't get over ambitious, you've got man flu!!

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By *ky HookMan over a year ago

Dundee

We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit

Well since Jinxy isnt around to do that, ill give it my best shot

Don't get over ambitious, you've got man flu!!

I did say my best shot didnt say Id manage

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????

What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm??

Feeding his already fat coupon!!

Ffs Wendy, ya cannae say that.....now Fuzzball's gonna turn up at yer door and club you to death wi Bertha!!

Not if Bertha clubs him first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????

What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm??

Feeding his already fat coupon!!

Ffs Wendy, ya cannae say that.....now Fuzzball's gonna turn up at yer door and club you to death wi Bertha!!

Not if Bertha clubs him first

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

I haven't had KFC in absolutely ages. Hungry now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!

Where's ratshit when you need her???

Apparently still in a drug fuelled stupor and nursing a sore foof

We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit

I'm here!!!! What's Occurring????¿???

Is ratty AWOL? Let's rock 'n' roll!!!!who's got the med keys??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!

OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!

Where's ratshit when you need her???

Apparently still in a drug fuelled stupor and nursing a sore foof

We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit

I'm here!!!! What's Occurring????¿???

Is ratty AWOL? Let's rock 'n' roll!!!!who's got the med keys??????

Yayyyyyy, Jinxy

Ratshit's oot the game on her meds and got a sore foof from being a durty mare last night.....and nobodies locked up

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

The cupboard is bare!!!

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"The cupboard is bare!!!

Only cuz you raided it first thing this morning!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The cupboard is bare!!!

Ratty's taken the lot??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish I hadn't looked this thread now I want a kfc now

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"Wish I hadn't looked this thread now I want a kfc now"

It was really nice Fi - just the chips to complain about.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"The cupboard is bare!!!

Only cuz you raided it first thing this morning!!!!

How come I always get the blame for Ratty?

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By *ky HookMan over a year ago

Dundee

How come I always get the blame for Ratty?

Cause youre Ratty in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How come I always get the blame for Ratty?

Cause youre Ratty in disguise

No way!! Even Wendy's not got the warped mind of Ratty

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

How come I always get the blame for Ratty?

Cause youre Ratty in disguise

Definitely not me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????

Never knew Kilmarnock Football Club did thick cut chips in the first place and is it no a bit far for you to travel too just for chips

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

How come I always get the blame for Ratty?

Cause youre Ratty in disguise

Definitely not me!!

Pmsfl. I love the way Wendy gets the blame for everything

Serves you right for threatening me with Bertha!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the kfc chips

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By *arlstormMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!

**points to self** Chef by trade!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How come I always get the blame for Ratty?

Cause youre Ratty in disguise

Are you trying to get us all intae bother!!!!!! Shush!!!! Lol......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!

**points to self** Chef by trade!"

Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!

What we all ordering for tea then??

I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!

**points to self** Chef by trade!

Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!

What we all ordering for tea then??

I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom

Extra large T-bone medium rare, THICK cut chips, peas and some garlic bread would be lovely thanks

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I had steak last night so pork stroganoff and fluffy rice please

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By *arlstormMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!

**points to self** Chef by trade!

Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!

What we all ordering for tea then??

I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom

Love to cook...Don't do it professionally anymore... Even had my own restaurant in Dunbar many moons ago!

Sometimes I cook only wearing my apron! UHOH! Watch out for that spitting bacon fat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!

**points to self** Chef by trade!

Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!

What we all ordering for tea then??

I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom

Love to cook...Don't do it professionally anymore... Even had my own restaurant in Dunbar many moons ago!

Sometimes I cook only wearing my apron! UHOH! Watch out for that spitting bacon fat!"

I like to cook too....but haven't cooked naked...yet lol...ouchies!!

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

Doesn't 'bare' thinking about haha

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

Doesn't 'bare' thinking about haha

Hmmmmmm

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

HAHAHAHAHA, piss off Fudley!!

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By *arlstormMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!

**points to self** Chef by trade!

Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!

What we all ordering for tea then??

I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom

Love to cook...Don't do it professionally anymore... Even had my own restaurant in Dunbar many moons ago!

Sometimes I cook only wearing my apron! UHOH! Watch out for that spitting bacon fat!

I like to cook too....but haven't cooked naked...yet lol...ouchies!!

Cooking on its own is a challenge to some. Cooking naked is a life skill!

Menu tonight then (for me anyway!)

Smoke loin of cod in a creamy mushroom, lemongrass and chilli sauce on a bed of lemon rice... All washed down with something Bubbly!

Best strip off and get cooking!

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

HAHAHAHAHA, piss off Fudley!!

Come on, be honest. Would you REALLY want to risk it???

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By *arlstormMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"KFC are rank!!! So there.....

Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!

**points to self** Chef by trade!

Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!

What we all ordering for tea then??

I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom

Love to cook...Don't do it professionally anymore... Even had my own restaurant in Dunbar many moons ago!

Sometimes I cook only wearing my apron! UHOH! Watch out for that spitting bacon fat!

I like to cook too....but haven't cooked naked...yet lol...ouchies!!

Cooking on its own is a challenge to some. Cooking naked is a life skill!

Menu tonight then (for me anyway!)

Smoke loin of cod in a creamy mushroom, lemongrass and chilli sauce on a bed of lemon rice... All washed down with something Bubbly!

Best strip off and get cooking!"

Just 2 things wrong with that -

1. Don't need you naked

2. Can you leave out the mushrooms please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!"

and in some cases not just your hands !!

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!"

It be more worried about her falling off the kitchen worktop - she has a habit of dancing on tables

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!

and in some cases not just your hands !!

You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!

and in some cases not just your hands !!

You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!!

Jeezzz....where's Ratty with the meds, place is getting out of hand again

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!

and in some cases not just your hands !!

You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!!

Jeezzz....where's Ratty with the meds, place is getting out of hand again

Wasn't me using my cock to stir the sauce

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By *arlstormMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!

and in some cases not just your hands !!

You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!!

Jeezzz....where's Ratty with the meds, place is getting out of hand again

a whisk is good... But a hot spatula to stop those cheeks from sticking to the work top is also fun!

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By *ky HookMan over a year ago

Dundee

Tea for me was cherry tomatoes and then scrambled eggs still not better but at least I was able to eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!

God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????

just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!

and in some cases not just your hands !!

You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!!

Jeezzz....where's Ratty with the meds, place is getting out of hand again

If anyone starts getting things in hand they will definitely need to wash them

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

You are all feckin barking mad!! God help you all tomorrow if Ratty shows up...

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"You are all feckin barking mad!! God help you all tomorrow if Ratty shows up...

We will just blame you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a bucket ............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of extra crispy chicken pieces and coleslaw please.

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"Of extra crispy chicken pieces and coleslaw please.

As you're pregnant you get anything you ask for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a bucket ............

* opens legs*

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