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If you were an alcoholic drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP 5 weeks ago

What would you be?

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By *quaRegiaMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'd be a Guinness. Takes some patience to serve perfectly but when it's done right I'm smooth with a cracking head 😂

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By *luebell888Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgowish

A Slow Comfortable Screw cocktail

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By *ergus1622Man 5 weeks ago

Dundee

A nice tasty single malt, in a nice glass with a ice cube. But make it a double !

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

A nice Talisker cast strength

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By *r thoughtfulMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

I'd be a vodka because I like licking feet

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By *TRAY-CATMan 5 weeks ago

dundee

Whisky ,as one sip and I warm your heart ,too much and your on your back ..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

They way this site is going I'm like a Virgin Bloody Mary......

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By *exsaCouple 5 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Definitely a shot of tequila, after it youre in for a fun ride.

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

I love a whisky tasting night

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By *arah272Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mimosa - Juicy Bubbley and might give you a sore ‘head’

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By *ife NinjaMan 5 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Glayvar. Warm, full bodied, tastes like honey

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan 5 weeks ago

Bellshill

Fireball

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By *ouple-perthCouple 5 weeks ago

Perth

A 50 year old single malt

Mrs

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By *ennyjMan 5 weeks ago

falkirk

Vodka dashnof lime and soda with ice

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By *TRAY-CATMan 5 weeks ago

dundee

"A 50 year old single malt

Mrs"

Something to be savoured and take your time over.. enjoying every sip that touches the lips .goes down smoothly and brings an alcoholic orgasm .

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By *appy Guy 321Man 5 weeks ago

Happy Land

A strong pint with a good head

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By *r BlueXXXMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Jägermeister, A nice strong liqueur

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By *enelope2UWoman 5 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Black Coffee with Bailey's

Strong black tasty with just enough creamy sweetness that will keep you up and also keep you warm.

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By *abbergastedMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

If I were lager, too much of me would make you stagger.

If I were whisky, you’re likely to feel frisky.

I think I’ll be brandy and see what happens…

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By *lue collar bi guyMan 5 weeks ago

the shire

The balvenie 14yr Caribbean cask.

Smooth with a hint of sweetness and very morish. Yet best enjoyed in small doses

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By *azzle99Woman 5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Espresso martini - I’ll keep you awake all night

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By *TRAY-CATMan 5 weeks ago

dundee

"Espresso martini - I’ll keep you awake all night

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Ooooh smooth seduction with a kicker

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By *irigramCouple 5 weeks ago

glenrothes

Jack would be a fireball to blow your head off 😂

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By *uctifanoWoman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sex on the Beach

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