Never a dull moment when the engineers come to assist me at work with a break down.
Or works toilets I like to troll with I've been waiting for you or were alone at last!
luckily they know I'm kidding as I do come out with lots random chat and sayings all the time |
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"Jeezy peeps is my most used ones.
I’m buzzing like an old fridge
I’m as dry as a fish in the desert "
Deffo Jeezy peeps
Can you stop saying dry as a fish in the desert during foreplay its off putting hahahaha |
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"Jeezy peeps is my most used ones.
I’m buzzing like an old fridge
I’m as dry as a fish in the desert
Deffo Jeezy peeps
Can you stop saying dry as a fish in the desert during foreplay its off putting hahahaha"
Hahahaha cheeky bizum lol |
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"“ as useful as a fart in a space suit “ lol juvenile I know , but it’s good , let’s hear yours …
I’ve used this before as well ahaha "
Not heard this one.
The one I know is as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit |
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Southern slang from the states....
A hard head makes a soft behind..
Don't piss on me and try to convince me that it's raining...
Bless your heart..add other words into it to give it more fuck you power..bless your pretty little heart etc..
Fuck around and find out..
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By *ppicplCouple 12 weeks ago
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As a kid I had very messy hair so was often told I looked like I’d been ‘dragged through a hedge backwards’. As an adult I still have pretty messy hair and sometimes the expression ‘shagged through a hedge backwards’ is used affectionately to describe my hair first thing in the morning |
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"I hope your next shites a hedgehog"
"Did you huv them oan when ye tain them aff"
"If I don't see ye next week I'll see ye through the windae"
"Don't come running to be when ye faw and break yir neck "
"I'm no heating the foo street"
"It's like Blackpool illuminations in here "
Was all sayings I grew up with and still staples in my life x
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"wouldnae gie ye a nod if they were a rocking horse "
"always running at the coos tail "
"they socks could walk to the washing basket themselves "
"got a fanny like an empty cornish pasty shell "
"dip yir wick"
"haw daft baws"
"as bright as a blackoot" |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Fuck a duck. Where did that come from?"
I'd walk ten Miles in my bare feet on broken glass to slide down razor blades where id have to use my balls as brakes just to hear her fart through a walky talky |
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Heard at the football today when directed towards a player with an impressively sized nose : “You’d smell a Sunday Roast on Wednesday”.
Still chuckling at that one…. (to be fair the player heard it and was pshing himself too). |
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