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Ah the golfers paradise
The place you get to swing for 4 hours. Partner up for a two ball foursome. Have a go at 18 holes, Get up and down in two. Have your ball lip the rim, get lost in a bush and try keep it out of bounds.
All in the presence of 3 other gents with no females to be seen …..
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"Can't beat a wee bit of swinging in the great outdoors - it's all about having a firm grip of the shaft and not pulling or shanking it and Boom!! It's in the hole"
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging  "
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
Haha, love it "
Gotta say I love playing with the same set of balls and loosing them after I swing my shot all in the same day.. worse part is landing in the dry stuff and having to rake it back..much prefer landing in wetness and just letting it plop and sink in and calling it a loss...lol |
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
Haha, love it
Gotta say I love playing with the same set of balls and loosing them after I swing my shot all in the same day.. worse part is landing in the dry stuff and having to rake it back..much prefer landing in wetness and just letting it plop and sink in and calling it a loss...lol"
As long as the fairway is trimmed it's easy to get my ball out, don't like it in the long stuff though lol |
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
Haha, love it
Gotta say I love playing with the same set of balls and loosing them after I swing my shot all in the same day.. worse part is landing in the dry stuff and having to rake it back..much prefer landing in wetness and just letting it plop and sink in and calling it a loss...lol
As long as the fairway is trimmed it's easy to get my ball out, don't like it in the long stuff though lol"
Only a high handicap player cares about the rough damaging their game.. I like a player that can keep his stroke game consistent regardless of the course. |
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I’ve actually done this! Was paired with a single player, both hit in the woods and as we were looking for our balls (no pun intended) I saw him taking a piss, let’s just say he was hung! Just said to him ‘that’s a big one’ and he said come over and make it bigger, next thing I’m on my knees begging for his cum lol |
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
Haha, love it
Gotta say I love playing with the same set of balls and loosing them after I swing my shot all in the same day.. worse part is landing in the dry stuff and having to rake it back..much prefer landing in wetness and just letting it plop and sink in and calling it a loss...lol
As long as the fairway is trimmed it's easy to get my ball out, don't like it in the long stuff though lol
Only a high handicap player cares about the rough damaging their game.. I like a player that can keep his stroke game consistent regardless of the course."
... might have to get you up here to play around with me. Do you prefer stroke play or snatchplay( matchplay). |
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
Haha, love it
Gotta say I love playing with the same set of balls and loosing them after I swing my shot all in the same day.. worse part is landing in the dry stuff and having to rake it back..much prefer landing in wetness and just letting it plop and sink in and calling it a loss...lol
As long as the fairway is trimmed it's easy to get my ball out, don't like it in the long stuff though lol
Only a high handicap player cares about the rough damaging their game.. I like a player that can keep his stroke game consistent regardless of the course.... might have to get you up here to play around with me. Do you prefer stroke play or snatchplay( matchplay). "
I prefer stroke play and occasionally letting him pull my cart from the back 9. |
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
Haha, love it
Gotta say I love playing with the same set of balls and loosing them after I swing my shot all in the same day.. worse part is landing in the dry stuff and having to rake it back..much prefer landing in wetness and just letting it plop and sink in and calling it a loss...lol
As long as the fairway is trimmed it's easy to get my ball out, don't like it in the long stuff though lol
Only a high handicap player cares about the rough damaging their game.. I like a player that can keep his stroke game consistent regardless of the course.... might have to get you up here to play around with me. Do you prefer stroke play or snatchplay( matchplay).
I prefer stroke play and occasionally letting him pull my cart from the back 9."
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Be careful you don't get your hair caught in the cart. You wouldn't want your hair pulled during strokeplay ( or maybe you would ) |
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"I'm out, Golf actually stands for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden! Not looking for a sausage fest!"
It's funny folk still actually think that's right. 'Golf', 'colf', 'kolf', 'chole' are all old medieval stick and ball games thought to have derived from the old high German word "kolbe" meaning club.
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"Who knew there was so many sexual innuendos could be made from golf.
Anyway, happy swinging
The long drive beats a 3 wood anyday.
Gotta keep up with your head covers or you might catch a bogie.
A foursome playing Head always takes longer than a two some.
Thinking you had a shot until you realize you landed in a hazard
Haha, love it
Gotta say I love playing with the same set of balls and loosing them after I swing my shot all in the same day.. worse part is landing in the dry stuff and having to rake it back..much prefer landing in wetness and just letting it plop and sink in and calling it a loss...lol
As long as the fairway is trimmed it's easy to get my ball out, don't like it in the long stuff though lol
Only a high handicap player cares about the rough damaging their game.. I like a player that can keep his stroke game consistent regardless of the course.... might have to get you up here to play around with me. Do you prefer stroke play or snatchplay( matchplay).
I prefer stroke play and occasionally letting him pull my cart from the back 9.... ...
Be careful you don't get your hair caught in the cart. You wouldn't want your hair pulled during strokeplay ( or maybe you would )"
I like everything pulled and stroked. I wouldn't bring the tees out if I didn't now would I. Just make sure you tell fore if you're going to be aiming it towards my face on that long stroke. |
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