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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

… during sex OR grocery shopping!

“Where’s the condoms”

“Is it insert only or can I tap it”

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

How rough you like it

Hope I can remember my number

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By *ax19862002Man 29 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I'm gonna love eating this x

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By *amierebelMan 29 weeks ago

My own little world

Oh look a cucumber

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman 29 weeks ago

Renfrewshire

It's strip down.

( Using card wrong way round,)

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By *utzdeepMan 29 weeks ago

aberdeenshire

Where’s that smell coming from

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman 29 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Do you like a skinless sausage?

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By *agatoXXXMan 29 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

There's a strong smell of kippers here.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Iam in the wrong aisle again.

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By *ussymufferMan 29 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Am I outside the fish shop

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By *ustforfun1759Couple 29 weeks ago

IRVINE

It's to small ( Mrs )

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By *lecom1Couple 29 weeks ago

Stornoway

They're good melons

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Open wide….

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By *ane DTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Glasgow ish

It's not firm enough yet

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By *artanrascalMan 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

That doesn’t go there

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 29 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

How do you eat yours ?

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By *ookie69Man 29 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Where can I get some Tongue?

Oh!

That’s at the Meet section

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By *illxxMan 29 weeks ago

motherwell

Would you like your delivery round the back

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Always take it from the back

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm gonna need a paper bag.

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By *enis ColadaMan 29 weeks ago

Totnes

Mmmm creampie

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Pound in the slot, pull it out.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 29 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

It’ll be lovely trimmed .

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Unexpected item in bagging area

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"Unexpected item in bagging area

Must be self service only.

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

You've been sitting on that coupon for an eternity!

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Unexpected item in bagging area

Must be self service only. "

Nowadays there’s more of them that cashiers!

“I’ll wait in the car whilst you finish”

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Unexpected item in bagging area

Must be self service only.

Nowadays there’s more of them that cashiers!

“I’ll wait in the car whilst you finish”

*than cashiers

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By *ookie69Man 29 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Looking for a ham shank?

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Are your eggs free-range?

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

It's a tight squeeze but I'm sure it'll fit

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’ll have the 9” deep please

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By *rgoodnbadMan 29 weeks ago

greenock

"forgot my money. Is it alright if I bring it next time?"

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By *ookie69Man 29 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Sweet Thai Succulent Fillets

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Going through the change? That's a bit tight!

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By *ookie69Man 29 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Two Tarts, please?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 29 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

Can I just have a small one please .

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Don’t squeeze the baps

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

8 inches? Nah - I'd like five guys.

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By *uietbloke67Man 29 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Av just pumped a woman over the frozen peas fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Are we done yet

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By *ookie69Man 29 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Wish she would hurry up

I can’t hold these balloons for much longer

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Will we go for a home delivery?

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

I shouldn't have come on an empty stomach.

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

That looks tasty!!!

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"That looks tasty!!!

It's past it's best.

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

"That looks tasty!!!

It's past it's best. "

ohhh it’s reduced now

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By *uietbloke67Man 29 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

"… during sex OR grocery shopping!

“Where’s the condoms”

“Is it insert only or can I tap it”

Both ends of this cucumber look quite girthy

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar."

Get it out!!! Get it out!!!

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

"… during sex OR grocery shopping!

“Where’s the condoms”

“Is it insert only or can I tap it”

Both ends of this cucumber look quite girthy

Can I have that sliced please

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By *nferno sausageMan 29 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

Get it out!!! Get it out!!!

Too late - he came in an instant.

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By *ookie69Man 29 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Excuse me!

Where would you find a good spit roast?

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By *ookie69Man 29 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Sexual Health Awareness in Asda next week.

You’ll get a FREE Greedy Girls Grocery Bag if ya Rollback

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By *uietbloke67Man 29 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

Get it out!!! Get it out!!!

You'd kill for BBC ....big black coffee

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

Get it out!!! Get it out!!!

You'd kill for BBC ....big black coffee"

In a Big Blue Cup

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Do you have any sisters?

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By *uietbloke67Man 29 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

Get it out!!! Get it out!!!

You'd kill for BBC ....big black coffee

In a Big Blue Cup

A double B cup

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Can you show me the aisle for the creampies?

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By *uctifano OP Woman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Nahhh I don’t fancy that

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By *irth VaderMan 29 weeks ago

Busby

Okay so I have tape, a knife and a cucumber. Is that all ?

Do you want 2 fingers or 4 fingers (KitKat)

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 29 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I'm sorry, it's been declined again- already tried it twice!

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By *helamontsCouple 29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

What size balls do you have ...

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By *apperMystiqueMan 29 weeks ago

Glasgow East

They looked bigger in the advert !!

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By *uffdiver400Man 29 weeks ago

Cumnock

Get that thing away from me

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By *tsMattyHMan 29 weeks ago

Inverurie

Look at those glazed rings

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By *nubis282Man 29 weeks ago

Hamilton

Just going to pop in, for a quick thing or two

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

My bags full

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By *partansword78Man 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

sprung a leak and it's dripping everywhere. clean up isle 4.

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By *cottish Social SceneCouple 29 weeks ago

Dundee

Can I have them both please

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By *ez669Man 29 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Looks fresh cant wait to have a taste

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