"Looks like girths the clear favorite, glad im in the right category, lol 
Yep, you'll be knee deep in clunge any minute now.
Unless the clunge in question needs is knee deep."
Lol, yeah, sausage up a close springs to mind |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"How do you know if you’re girthy?
Can I get a certificate from a lady person?
If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth 
Is that the test?   "
I fecking hope not, all I use is kitchen rolls |
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"How do you know if you’re girthy?
Can I get a certificate from a lady person?
If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth
Is that the test?
I fecking hope not, all I use is kitchen rolls "
Must be murder on the arse that. |
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"Hmmmm. Bit of both. Girthy so I can feel it around the edges, but not too girthy because that’s painful. Decent size so it hits the back, but not too big because that’s also painful  hahahaha"
This exactly lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"How do you know if you’re girthy?
Can I get a certificate from a lady person?
If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth "
If that's the test first thing I passed in years pmsl |
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"How do you know if you’re girthy?
Can I get a certificate from a lady person?
If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth
What if you can fit inside a Smarties tube?"
Regular and not the Christmas ones?
No idea.
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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Either or for me. No preference as long as they respond to what i am doing in a positive manner then i can play all day with their cock either girthy or long. Also as long as we both get desired effect and enjoy size does not matter at all x |
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"One that fits just right!
Aye right Goldilocks  xxx
I do like a bear
Oh I’ll have to make extra porridge then
Pass on the Porridge. Spawn of the devil that stuff "
Phew, I hate having to cook at breakfast time unless it’s rolls with square, black pudding haggis and potato scone. |
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"Either or for me. No preference as long as they respond to what i am doing in a positive manner then i can play all day with their cock either girthy or long. Also as long as we both get desired effect and enjoy size does not matter at all x"
Well put ...  |
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"One that fits just right!
Aye right Goldilocks xxx
I do like a bear
Oh I’ll have to make extra porridge then
Pass on the Porridge. Spawn of the devil that stuff
Phew, I hate having to cook at breakfast time unless it’s rolls with square, black pudding haggis and potato scone."
Mind the brown or tomato sauce |
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By *mudg3rMan 44 weeks ago
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Playground humour(sic) used to be :
“Long and thin gets it in
Short and thick does the trick”.
Since we were all a few years from losing our virginities, I guess not too much should be read into it. lol. |
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