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By *ewspin OP Man
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
Well been on here for a few years off and on and by no means a regular but do enjoy the site when the time is right, not really up on swinging etiquette so was wondering about something I was told today.
Speaking about tattoos with a female friend and told her someone I know was wanting to get a pineapple tattoo with some meaningful words to them beside it to which my friend replied 'oh no not a pineapple that's a sign your into swinging' I asked why that was and said she was told that a while back or it might have been a upside down pineapple, I had never heard of that... She then said a flamingo and pampas grass are also signs of being into swinging... This was all new to me
So has anyone heard of any of this??
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"Well been on here for a few years off and on and by no means a regular but do enjoy the site when the time is right, not really up on swinging etiquette so was wondering about something I was told today.
Speaking about tattoos with a female friend and told her someone I know was wanting to get a pineapple tattoo with some meaningful words to them beside it to which my friend replied 'oh no not a pineapple that's a sign your into swinging' I asked why that was and said she was told that a while back or it might have been a upside down pineapple, I had never heard of that... She then said a flamingo and pampas grass are also signs of being into swinging... This was all new to me
So has anyone heard of any of this??
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yes I have heard that both a an upside down pineapple and pampas grass were also signs but neaver heard of a flamingo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well been on here for a few years off and on and by no means a regular but do enjoy the site when the time is right, not really up on swinging etiquette so was wondering about something I was told today.
Speaking about tattoos with a female friend and told her someone I know was wanting to get a pineapple tattoo with some meaningful words to them beside it to which my friend replied 'oh no not a pineapple that's a sign your into swinging' I asked why that was and said she was told that a while back or it might have been a upside down pineapple, I had never heard of that... She then said a flamingo and pampas grass are also signs of being into swinging... This was all new to me
So has anyone heard of any of this??
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Upside Pineapple, (I think if you go to clubs), have heard that if you tie a shopping bag to your trolley is a sign, similarly if you wear a badge of an upside Pineapple with the words, if you know, you know, is a dead giveaway.
Don’t think Pampas grass so much now as gone out of fashion a bit. Flamingoes…. Bit like sheep probably |
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"Well been on here for a few years off and on and by no means a regular but do enjoy the site when the time is right, not really up on swinging etiquette so was wondering about something I was told today.
Speaking about tattoos with a female friend and told her someone I know was wanting to get a pineapple tattoo with some meaningful words to them beside it to which my friend replied 'oh no not a pineapple that's a sign your into swinging' I asked why that was and said she was told that a while back or it might have been a upside down pineapple, I had never heard of that... She then said a flamingo and pampas grass are also signs of being into swinging... This was all new to me
So has anyone heard of any of this??
yes I have heard that both a an upside down pineapple and pampas grass were also signs but neaver heard of a flamingo "
Hastily removes flamingo from parcel shelf of car .    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....
Surely not
It's true.."
Not sure why anyone doing their weekly shop would want to indicate to other people they are a swinger  |
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"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....
Surely not
It's true..
Not sure why anyone doing their weekly shop would want to indicate to other people they are a swinger "
It's the wannabe swingers moaning about having no joy on Fab that normally do this. They walk around Tesco with an empty bag tied to an empty trolley grumbling "Am no getting any messages". |
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By *ewspin OP Man
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"I've heard if a guy winks at you three times and touches his nose with his left index finger whilst you're baw deep in his Mrs, that's a sign, too. "
Are you sure... Not heard that one either lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even if all these signs are true. Does anyone have big enough balls to act on it?"
I wear a hot wife ankle bracelet on holiday in Gran Canaria and people have commented on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I spent all day in Tesco with a bag tied to the front of my trolley. Nothing except being asked a couple of old dears if worked there and if i new where the tinned prunes were. |
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Lol yes I wear it and say it's from SpongeBob to the vanilla's..I have a charm bracelet with a pineapple. I still prefer the USA Lifestyle title and way of being and not the UK Swinger term or style |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....
Surely not
It's true..
Not sure why anyone doing their weekly shop would want to indicate to other people they are a swinger "
Perhaps, they were searching for viagra. Not only will it double you’re erection but also double you’re club card point.
Every little bit helps |
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Can recall an episode of taggart involving swingers...
Bear in mind there would have been research done prior to the writing of the script....
The secret code amongst the swingers was a stone hedgehog in front garden.. |
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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Even if all these signs are true. Does anyone have big enough balls to act on it?"
We both got upside down Pineapples tattooed on our arms so known about Pineapple for a while. Likewise putting in your trolley upside down, never heard of the bag though.
Flamingos we found out was a common sign for when on a cruise, not sure how true though.
And yes heard of the pampas grass outside house but again don't know how true that is in todays world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley...."
Tried This years ago,tied two bags ,cos i was looking for a threesome At the time, nothing happened  |
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I think far more women wear anklets just as anklets than as a signal so reading too much into it could well be a fast track to a very awkward situation.
I do sometimes wonder how many homeowners / renters have inherited pampas grass on their lawns with no idea it might have been planted with an alternative motive (or put it in themselves coz they just thought it looked nice!) |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
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Let me get this right…
If I tie pampas grass to the front of my shopping trolley and hold a pineapple upside down at the meats section,I could potentially get a couple of old bags.
That’s awesome….. |
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"I think we should have a FAB shopping day. Say Tesco in Silverburn and be like the dodgems with our bags on our trolleys. Anyone up for that ?"
I'm sure if you head to Morrisons it will work better.
Just don't do it in Waitrose - nothing but gossip-mongers there... |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, Tescos VIP,
I’ve spent a lot, she wears a frock and that’s what’s bothering me,
I wanna join the fab fan club and slap some bitches ass,
I’ve just seen what other men do and buy some pampas grass,
Oooh bee dooo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, Tescos VIP,
I’ve spent a lot, she wears a frock and that’s what’s bothering me,
I wanna join the fab fan club and slap some bitches ass,
I’ve just seen what other men do and buy some pampas grass,
Oooh bee dooo
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A wasted talent, have you ever thought of songwriter to the star's |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
"Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, Tescos VIP,
I’ve spent a lot, she wears a frock and that’s what’s bothering me,
I wanna join the fab fan club and slap some bitches ass,
I’ve just seen what other men do and buy some pampas grass,
Oooh bee dooo
A wasted talent, have you ever thought of songwriter to the star's "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think far more women wear anklets just as anklets than as a signal so reading too much into it could well be a fast track to a very awkward situation.
I do sometimes wonder how many homeowners / renters have inherited pampas grass on their lawns with no idea it might have been planted with an alternative motive (or put it in themselves coz they just thought it looked nice!)"
Your exactly right about anklets. They are really popular with European women as fashion accessories |
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