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Things you could say while having sex and looking in the fridge
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Where to begin.....?
"I think that kebab might be a bit off..."
"Is that cheese meant to look that colour?"
"Really need to clean out the salad compartment.."
"I've just knocked up a fresh batch of Mayonnaise..."
"Lord... it's a bit crabby in there..."
"Here, let me get you some extra thick cream."
"And there we go... some lovely Prawn Mayonnaise."
"Just get some butter for those baps."
"I really fancy a mouthful of that pie but it whiffs a bit.Maybe been left a bit too long."
"Like to taste this spicy sausage?"
"Pie's still a bit cold, I'll break the crust and stir the jelly a bit before warming the meat filling up."
"I can never resist dipping my fingers in the trifle..."
"Do you like a muffin in the morning?"
I haven't even started.
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
kilmarnockish |
Ahh, I see you’ve left your rating sticker on.
In these fuel saving times I’d have gone for at least a B and it’s quite noisy at 48bdh.
I’d never fill a 5.8 cu ft freezer.
Oh and do you know it needs levelled out, there’s wee feet at the bottom you can screw in and out, similar to what your doing at the moment, I always go for a slow self shutting door, but that’s my preference.
If you want to check if the light goes off it’s easy, set your phone to video, place in fridge, and record the door closing from the inside. Simples.
Nice fridge magnets! |
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