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Funniest things to say at orgasm?
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Once had a one night stand ask me to leave immediately after making her orgasm through oral. "THAT WAS THAT" Was her exact words. The feeling of being used and abuse was overwhelming. Made me think about all the females I had disappointed over the years.   |
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"Are you IN yet?" yelled Lady Antonia frustratedly "Have you spilled something down there?"
"I think I may have been a tad eager, jumped the gun and fired a few rounds of my love custard into a fold somewhere between your horizontal gut-buttocks and one of your Thightanic bilge-overhangs. Sorry about that." said Lord Asquith despairingly wiping his knob on the lacy brocade of one of the velvet cushions.
(from "Lady Antonia's Fat Shaming Shame" by Barbara Carthorse, 1926)
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""Are you IN yet?" yelled Lady Antonia frustratedly "Have you spilled something down there?"
"I think I may have been a tad eager, jumped the gun and fired a few rounds of my love custard into a fold somewhere between your horizontal gut-buttocks and one of your Thightanic bilge-overhangs. Sorry about that." said Lord Asquith despairingly wiping his knob on the lacy brocade of one of the velvet cushions.
(from "Lady Antonia's Fat Shaming Shame" by Barbara Carthorse, 1926)
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Used to have a FB who laughed as she came.
Well it was a laughing type noise anyway.
Usually very calm and peaceful type, as well as the laugh could be very animalistic as she came, biting and stratching.
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"When I was a young inexperienced guy years ago, I was trying to prolong the experience and once groaned "Margaret Thatcher" at the moment of release! Does anyone have any other funny ones?"
Much tighter than your sister. Actually this one is best said during doggy but you better hold on tight after you have said it.
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"When I was a young inexperienced guy years ago, I was trying to prolong the experience and once groaned "Margaret Thatcher" at the moment of release! Does anyone have any other funny ones?
Much tighter than your sister. Actually this one is best said during doggy but you better hold on tight after you have said it.
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lol 