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What one phrase totally rips your knitting on here?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you don't ask, you don't get".
Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".
Go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not so much a phrase but the whole people getting nasty when they don't get a reply from a message.
Like if someone ignored you in a pub, would you go up to them and start calling them names? No? Well don't do it on here.
If you get patched take it on the chin and move on  |
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""If you don't ask, you don't get".
Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".
Go!"
I prefer shy weans dont get sweeties |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I could lick you out for hours” in other words you’re shit with everything else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“I could lick you out for hours” in other words you’re shit with everything else "
In other words you saying that to be appealing, but reality is they'll lick you til there chin gets wet off there own saliva, n think they've done a grand old job n then stick there pork dagger in ye |
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"Not so much a phrase but the whole people getting nasty when they don't get a reply from a message.
Like if someone ignored you in a pub, would you go up to them and start calling them names? No? Well don't do it on here.
If you get patched take it on the chin and move on "
There a few on here like that lol
I don’t bite unless you ask is one I hate lol
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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago
Fife/ Newcastle |
Exceptional male or couple! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""If you don't ask, you don't get".
Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".
Go!
I prefer shy weans dont get sweeties "
The Fab version is "Arseholes don't get within sniffing distance of my nani".
(She's currently pretty ripe so that's approximately 10 miles ) |
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"Personal hygiene is a must"
FFS Of course it is, that should be a given  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The claim that one can breath through their ears.
My nose works perfectly fine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm discrete".
It's assumed we all don't go shouting about our exploits, if you really need to highlight it at least fucking spell it properly!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The profiles that have less than 5 words.
"Just ask" And when you ask there's no reply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one under 5ft 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If you don't ask, you don't get".
Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".
Go!"
That’s the one I hate… still not getting and even LESS so after saying that |
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""I'm discrete".
It's assumed we all don't go shouting about our exploits, if you really need to highlight it at least fucking spell it properly!! "
100 times over, and then say it again for good measure. This gets my goat too. |
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When you say no thanks and they say ‘shame’
Nope not for me, it’s really not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you say no thanks and they say ‘shame’
Nope not for me, it’s really not!"
Shame |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
I don’t bite unless you ask |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Fabswingers is now a publicly...
Sydney university.
FFS it's the internet where everything is freely available. |
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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago
the pub or in the nude in Paisley |
"Not my first rodeo"
You've never had a first rodeo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry not for me, usually does the trick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messages without face pics will be deleted/ Messages must include clear face pics.
Get back into the sea! |
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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago
Castle Douglas |
"I've been here before / I know how it works", congrats, you've mastered the internet forum, most of us did that in the 80s/90s
"Manners cost nothing" - the first message after a delete.
"You're a f'ckn fat cvnt anyway" - the second message after a delete... What happened to them manners then buddy? |
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" is this big enough for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won't bite..unless you ask me too" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you sleeped with someon frm othr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or...
Have you had any fun from here lately?
Ehe..none of your frekn business matey.
Or..
You feeling naughty 
Fuuuuuucccckkkkkkk off! |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"They know who they are"  well we dont so fecking spill the beans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How's you, or, how's your day going, does my nut in.
Discretion a must, doh!! Of course it's a given.
Genuine genuine what? Ffs. |
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I will be passing by at 12 minutes past one on Tuesday the 7th of March 2034...do you fancy some fun..
Funny reading others comments wr have an exceptional male request in our profile...oh dear guilty. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines says genuine given the amount of time wasters wanted it out there perhaps not a good move then? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I will be passing by at 12 minutes past one on Tuesday the 7th of March 2034...do you fancy some fun..
Funny reading others comments wr have an exceptional male request in our profile...oh dear guilty. Lol "
I might be 30 seconds or so early. |
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‘Hey Cheeky’ or ‘babe’ or ‘missy’ or worse, ‘dear’
‘Have you been misbahaving?’ aye, I run a red light!
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I don't bite unless you ask...is that right.
Well I bite hard and dare you to tell me to stop!
Got one telling me they would poind my pussy til it bleeds...oh fuck hawd me back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What are you looking for on here?
That really riles my tits and it pisses them off when I say that I've been on here for 8 years and I don't fucking know anymore! Just to wind them up lol |
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"I don't bite unless you ask...is that right.
Well I bite hard and dare you to tell me to stop!
Got one telling me they would poind my pussy til it bleeds...oh fuck hawd me back!"
Such a good offer, why would you knock that back ffs! |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
Why do guys think we want ‘pounding’?
Verifications that say ‘treat them with respect’. Surely everyone should be respectful.
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"Meet now" takes me hours to look this cheap... no, just no.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Meet now" takes me hours to look this cheap... no, just no.. "
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“What are you into?”
Cycling, golf, darts, amateur dramatics??
“Not always online”
Yep, we have a life too/ shit signal at times
“Will fill in later”
Your profile is over a year old, are you in prison?
“ ‘til next time guys!”
We both know it was a shit meet and you couldn’t get away from there as quick as possible and you will NEVER see them again
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not been on fabs in 9 years and these phrases sound the same as they did all those years ago
Anything with payment offered is awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couples or single female profiles that are average at best and say "exceptional males only"
"Message must include face pic or will be ignored" aye okay chief, so why does none of your pics show face? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If its pretentious AF. Going on about stags and vixens and dom and subs or describing each other as daddy or my queen. Zzzzzzzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also accounts that post the same update multiple times a week |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Also accounts that post the same update multiple times a week "
There is a regular one near me, wank buddy needed asap. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If its pretentious AF. Going on about stags and vixens and dom and subs or describing each other as daddy or my queen. Zzzzzzzz"
Do you prefer the more down to earth approach?
"He's a decent ride and she looks passable with her teeth in" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If its pretentious AF. Going on about stags and vixens and dom and subs or describing each other as daddy or my queen. Zzzzzzzz
Do you prefer the more down to earth approach?
"He's a decent ride and she looks passable with her teeth in" "
Hahaha teeth oot for a gummy bj |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also accounts that post the same update multiple times a week
There is a regular one near me, wank buddy needed asap. "
We've got one requests tattooed male for slutty mature, same update 3 or 4 times a week.
Also I'm a boob man but some pregnant woman posts daily picks of her tits.
These folk are probably great but we've blocked just to get a break from the stale updates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one under 5ft 10"
You hate my wife profile then.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another...
Anything with the guy holding belts or whips or sex toys...yeah 50 shades of bullshit there mate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't bite unless you ask...is that right.
Well I bite hard and dare you to tell me to stop!
Got one telling me they would poind my pussy til it bleeds...oh fuck hawd me back!"
Wow obviously one with words |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
Heavy Cummers.
It is spunk no cement |
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I need to do more than just one phrase.
"Send face pic with first message or no reply" from shadow profiles with no content.
Any motivational quote from Google.
Quoting song lyrics. Equal to I have nothing original to say but want to appear insightful so I'll steal someone else's words.
"Fab my new pic if you would like to fuck me". You will never get to fuck me but I am desperate to be on the top list for pictures.
"Wow number 1 on top fab pics. Thanks guys" I'm so braw you should go look at my picture and give it more attention.
"So many messages to get through its unreal". You are a female on site with mostly men fishing with dynamite. You and every other woman have hundreds of messages daily
"Not meeting. Not chatting so don't bother or you will be blocked" pretty much only here to creep on everyone else's pictures.
"Meet" and "fab'd" I just hate the colloquialised improper grammar.
"I have heels bigger than your dick". No you don't. There is no way your ankles would support that weight in a pair of heels. You clearly wear wedges at best. Stop using clishes to sound brazen.
"Looking for a sugar daddy". What you mean is "I'm a hoor that doesn't want to get a job"
"BBC/Black men only". You mean you are racist and want to help perpetuate the only accepted racial stereotype.
"Naughty". Really? Are you a toddler?
That'll do for now |
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"Heavy Cummers.
It is spunk no cement "
Aye that freaks me out, I really want a jizz shower! |
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"I need to do more than just one phrase.
"Send face pic with first message or no reply" from shadow profiles with no content.
Any motivational quote from Google.
Quoting song lyrics. Equal to I have nothing original to say but want to appear insightful so I'll steal someone else's words.
"Fab my new pic if you would like to fuck me". You will never get to fuck me but I am desperate to be on the top list for pictures.
"Wow number 1 on top fab pics. Thanks guys" I'm so braw you should go look at my picture and give it more attention.
"So many messages to get through its unreal". You are a female on site with mostly men fishing with dynamite. You and every other woman have hundreds of messages daily
"Not meeting. Not chatting so don't bother or you will be blocked" pretty much only here to creep on everyone else's pictures.
"Meet" and "fab'd" I just hate the colloquialised improper grammar.
"I have heels bigger than your dick". No you don't. There is no way your ankles would support that weight in a pair of heels. You clearly wear wedges at best. Stop using clishes to sound brazen.
"Looking for a sugar daddy". What you mean is "I'm a hoor that doesn't want to get a job"
"BBC/Black men only". You mean you are racist and want to help perpetuate the only accepted racial stereotype.
"Naughty". Really? Are you a toddler?
That'll do for now"
I wish I could edit the post to fix the spelling mistakes made when typing too quickly with chunky thumbs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When folk go into huge rants with _nverted commas flying everywhere and it’s full of spelling mistakes |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
Been here before, know how it works
If that is the case why is your profile and your messaging technique so awful? |
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By *D67Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
How r u?
Feckin txt speak!! |
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“I’m clean”
As opposed to smelling like a tramp’s gooch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posting song lyrics as a status update |
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"How r u?
Feckin txt speak!!"
Is this irony? |
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"Heavy Cummers.
It is spunk no cement
Aye that freaks me out, I really want a jizz shower!"
If thays what your after i highly reccomend the new Jackass movie.
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“Can I ask you a question?”
Always seems to confuse when I point out that they just did.
My absolute pet hate though is “nawty”. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it when someone is 100+ miles away and then say "I would travel for a bit of you" like yeah whatever no you won't. |
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'Drop of a hat'
knitting ripped, need to get a new hat |
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"Not looking for single guys" lol |
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"I'm deleting this now"
Then still on here forever after.
Just delete it will you, no one will care otherwise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How r u?
Feckin txt speak!!"
Isnt txt text speak |
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...I can play straight.... when we remind guys we don't play with bi men. |
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"How r u?
Feckin txt speak!!
Isnt txt text speak "
As is 'feckin' surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm more than one…
Wants you to be “discreet” = that applies to them only, wants to know everyone else’s business
“No drama” = causes awww the drama |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that refers to sex as fun  Fancy some fun, do you like good fun, up for naughty fun etc
My Living and Growing teacher always said "if you're not mature enough to say sex you're not mature enough to be having sex" and she was right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also on verifications there should be an algorithm blocking the phrase "I won't go into too much detail" |
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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Eeek I can’t just pick one phrase. There’s soooo many.
What you wearing?
What you into?
Can we chat?
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On a couple's profile, when it continually says,
"Male half looking for a meet".
Never seems to be both of them looking??? |
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I hate, "Come say hi".
Ignores every message they receive.
Or people who fish for comments then ignore them
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The latest one for me is “Fab to fuck” |
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'Fill this in later' on a two year old profile
The whole Sydney University thing is hilarious also. You're on the Internet, the moment you have content you're fair game.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Passing your way later, fancy some fun?”
Or “here for work” lol x |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
Heavy cummer - makes me feel like he’s going to make a plaster cast out of me!
I’m a photographer - aye ok
Can I ask you a question - you just did!
I’m in your area I’ll just nip round - nope just nope!
Can I breed you - wtf!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heavy cummer - makes me feel like he’s going to make a plaster cast out of me!
I’m a photographer - aye ok
Can I ask you a question - you just did!
I’m in your area I’ll just nip round - nope just nope!
Can I breed you - wtf!
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Oh I agree, the breeding one too lol
Also hate how people assume with you being online that you are sitting ready and waiting for a meet immediately lol xx |
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“Fab if you’d fuck me”
“Knows exactly what he / she wants”
“Exceptional males only”
“Till next time”
“No pics because of my job” |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
Glasgow ish |
Are you "dressed"
Aye, I am sitting here wi a 10" dildo up my arse just gagging for your cock.
Or anything that's looking for "Mommy" or "Daddy".
The word "Hun". Just no...
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Any middle aged man who says yummy drives me mad
What's nawty about ffs |
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"My profile says I'm straight but I am bi". They go quiet when we say that we will both fck them first before any other contact with me (Mrs), sorts the men from the boys. Embrace your sexuality  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hung.....
What crime did you commit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hot sex please |
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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Hot sex please "
Aye like you ever get asked that  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Hot sex please
Aye like you ever get asked that "
Bad chance of that now with the cost of gas and electricity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over. |
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"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over."
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over."
I get what you mean with yous. But I'm sure it's an old Scots word, so I cut them a bit of slack if the rest of the grammar and punctuation is okay. |
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"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over.
I get what you mean with yous. But I'm sure it's an old Scots word, so I cut them a bit of slack if the rest of the grammar and punctuation is okay. "
If you search on YouTube for "Marc Jennings: Scottish Phrases" there's a brill sketch involving the word "Yous"
Mandy |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over.
I get what you mean with yous. But I'm sure it's an old Scots word, so I cut them a bit of slack if the rest of the grammar and punctuation is okay.
If you search on YouTube for "Marc Jennings: Scottish Phrases" there's a brill sketch involving the word "Yous"
Mandy"
I will do. |
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Aww are you shy? (After ignoring and deleting the second message)- nope, can't be arsed replying to yer pish messages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I’m a heavy cummer” and spelt like that. Am I the only women who feels that is only appealing to other men?! So confused on this |
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"“I’m a heavy cummer” and spelt like that. Am I the only women who feels that is only appealing to other men?! So confused on this "
Similar to this, people with statuses containing the words Hornee, Horni, and in one case Horn-knee.
Yes we know what they mean, but didn't the autocorrect sort it for you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“I’m a heavy cummer” and spelt like that. Am I the only women who feels that is only appealing to other men?! So confused on this
Similar to this, people with statuses containing the words Hornee, Horni, and in one case Horn-knee.
Yes we know what they mean, but didn't the autocorrect sort it for you?"
Agree Mandy or “adult fun” gives me the ick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww are you shy? (After ignoring and deleting the second message)- nope, can't be arsed replying to yer pish messages."
Just tell them that then, then block him! |
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Hi I know you don’t want single men BUT… |
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Ex-Rugby player or Ex-Military.... and? |
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"Aww are you shy? (After ignoring and deleting the second message)- nope, can't be arsed replying to yer pish messages."
Spot on ! |
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In verifications "treat her with respect guys".
Aww really? Here was me going through my entire life treating people like shit until I read a paragraph of text detailing every aecual act you did with a woman then warned everyone to "treat her with respect". What happened to not "kissing and telling" as a sign of respect? |
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"Ex-Rugby player or Ex-Military.... and? "
exactly |
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over a year ago
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On Fab: "Professional couple/man/woman" - didn't realise this was an employment option.
IRL: "cheap at half the price!" - of course it fucking is!
"That's your mum letting you know she's there" (when a white feather appears at a graveyard, or not long after someone passes) - what, is she a bird now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See this on a few verifications
“She took it like a champ”
Aye, okay. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
New profiles that say - I'm a xx year old woman and I'm looking to meet men.
No photos then goes away and oops up next week. (constipated face) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? ) |
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"See this on a few verifications
“She took it like a champ”
Aye, okay. "
or 'takes a massive cock well' |
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Naughty or even worse nawty!!! Hate those words in a sexual context.
Been messaged a few times “are you a naughty lady” boke !!!
Don’t like sex being referred to as “fun” either, the “looking for fun” “ any fun to be had” statuses/ messages get right on my tits!!! |
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"Naughty or even worse nawty!!! Hate those words in a sexual context.
Been messaged a few times “are you a naughty lady” boke !!!
Don’t like sex being referred to as “fun” either, the “looking for fun” “ any fun to be had” statuses/ messages get right on my tits!!!"
“are you a naughty lady”
Well I once typed 5318008 on a calculator and left it for all to see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? ) "
That’s a no, imagine your at a bar, you ask a women if she’d like a drink, she just looks at you then looks away, she’s heard you. You take the turn as a no and leave her in the pub so do the same here. It’s a no, onwards and onto the next victim buddy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? ) "
If you don't even get a "No thank you", then you are most definitely dinghyed.
Do not pass Go.
Do not collect £200.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“No face pic no reply “
0 photos on profile
Or “read my profile before messaging me”
Profile text is more or less blank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How do you get a site supporters pass? !!!
NAW am no paying ya tight arsed feck.
Face pic when no pics
Ppl not getting photo verified either fake or illiterate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read my profile
That annoys me when I have and still get accused of not reading it. |
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Slightly hypocritical given what's in my profile but:
'been here before and know the score' |
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Found a new one, that's a sorta progression on an older one.
I've seen this on 3 profiles in the last few days;
"Please include a facial pic with every message, or we'll forget who you are".
Gee, thanks for making me feel really special before I even say Hello. lol
I suppose the easiest option to do is to just send the same facial pic with every message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If you don't ask, you don't get".
Well you asked. And you got a "fuck off".
Go!"
"Not my first rodeo" .. seems to be the in thing to say ... Alongside "jog on" .. I don't jog so won't be "jogging on" ... Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Read my profile
That annoys me when I have and still get accused of not reading it. "
Yep agree too. Some people are pre programmed to scrutinise your message ready to fire that back at you as their number 1 thought process rather than actually take in what you are saying in your message. Shows a complete lack of intellect ... |
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'Looking for like minded people' but they really mean people with a liberal attitude to sex.
Surely 'like minded' means so much more such as shared world view and attitudes to life, shared interests and hobbies and so on.
Many of these people can't then chat about anything much other than sex and include many of the things already stated in this thread. |
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“Wanna fuck now?”followed by well I’m actually not free now then 50 dick pics.
“I’m passing through your area” keep going please.
“I’m in my truck” then picture of a pile of cash.
“How kinky are you?”
“I will give you a best time of your life” why set yourself up to fail like that.
Oh and my all time fav “What you into?” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slightly hypocritical given what's in my profile but:
'been here before and know the score' "
They're usually the type who moan like fuck about not getting replies...."I thought you knew the score pal?" |
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'Up for anything'..then when you ask them if they fancy a night of scrabble and horlicks they say not interested.
"Won't say no to anything" then when asked for a meet they say...no"
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"No pics on profile because of my job"...
We all have jobs |
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"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? )
That’s a no, imagine your at a bar, you ask a women if she’d like a drink, she just looks at you then looks away, she’s heard you. You take the turn as a no and leave her in the pub so do the same here. It’s a no, onwards and onto the next victim buddy!"
Extremely rude no but a no all the same |
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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago
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"" It is what it is "..very annoying term or.." I tell you what it is..what is is " like I could care..both annoying but only trumped by " what are YOUS up too" anyone using the YOUS word is quickly ignored ?! Rant over.
I get what you mean with yous. But I'm sure it's an old Scots word, so I cut them a bit of slack if the rest of the grammar and punctuation is okay. "
We never cut anyone slack for using ‘yous’ or worse ‘use’. It’s usually followed by ‘Am Joe’ when they spell like they speak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? )
That’s a no, imagine your at a bar, you ask a women if she’d like a drink, she just looks at you then looks away, she’s heard you. You take the turn as a no and leave her in the pub so do the same here. It’s a no, onwards and onto the next victim buddy!
Extremely rude no but a no all the same"
Not something I’d do, just letting him know it’s a no. Think all the “muthers” avoid him |
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Sorry you are outside the users age range ! |
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"No reply and no block even though you have read what was said and are still online , (so annoying like are you interested or not ??? )
That’s a no, imagine your at a bar, you ask a women if she’d like a drink, she just looks at you then looks away, she’s heard you. You take the turn as a no and leave her in the pub so do the same here. It’s a no, onwards and onto the next victim buddy!
Extremely rude no but a no all the same
Not something I’d do, just letting him know it’s a no. Think all the “muthers” avoid him "
I meant the real world scenario you gave was extremely rude.
He is just clueless or ignorant. I don't understand the "muthers" reference |
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* been here before * no one gives a fuck.
And no pic no reply. To a profile with no pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s not a phrase so I’m cheating.
I detest seeing couples with the females face in the public photos. Why put your partner at risk like that, reckless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s not a phrase so I’m cheating.
I detest seeing couples with the females face in the public photos. Why put your partner at risk like that, reckless"
Its scarey, there's some new accounts come on and you wonder "you realise everyone can see that right?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Messages without face pics will be deleted/ Messages must include clear face pics.
Get back into the sea! "
Especially when there isn't a sniff of a face pic on show from them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Wanna fuck now?”followed by well I’m actually not free now then 50 dick pics.
“I’m passing through your area” keep going please.
“I’m in my truck” then picture of a pile of cash.
“How kinky are you?”
“I will give you a best time of your life” why set yourself up to fail like that.
Oh and my all time fav “What you into?” "
These actually made me cringe haha |
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Can't stand people asking for a face pic,but don't show you their face, drives me nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything with the word naughty, what we going to go shop lifting or chap on peoples doors and run away ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks for all the messages but I'm not looking to speak to anyone new... Just my friends.....
Turn message filters on then save me reading your stupid ass status every day!!!! |
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Text speak and an unforgivable lack of punctuation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Text speak and an unforgivable lack of punctuation. "
Absofreakinglutely. When every phone and/or computer comes with spell check, there's really no need for it!
Text speak; we did it in the days of old when you got charged per sms and had a character limit! You don't have either any more! |
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Found a new one I've spotted a lot of in the last week or so. It probably comes down to people not updating their profiles however.
It's the text "New to scene" but their profile signed up "Over a year ago".
I'd say you're past being new then. |
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Not a phrase but pictures with "fab if you would lick my pussy?" Or such like on them, like how fucking needy are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where they have copied the Facebook disclaimer, and swapped it for fabswingers.
You agree to the sites terms and conditions when you sign up. Posting a disclaimer afterwards (even a good one) does not mean you are no longer bound by their terms and conditions.
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"I need to do more than just one phrase.
"I have heels bigger than your dick". No you don't. There is no way your ankles would support that weight in a pair of heels. You clearly wear wedges at best. Stop using clishes to sound brazen "
Hoy... I have got heels bigger than most dicks and I am a skinny ma'linky tooo ya bugger..
Nothing better than to toy with a little tinkle under the heel of my boots.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional couple.
When they turned up and it wasn't Bodie and Doyle I was very disappointed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BBC ONLY". Whats wrong with the other channels..?? |
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By *eejsCouple
over a year ago
GLASGOW |
It's just me she's working tonight/today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heavy Cummers.
It is spunk no cement "
This is hilarious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When a profile reguarly appear to be "looking to meet" but quite clearly like the attention it gets them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people use the word "horny" instead of sexy or hot.
Eg. "Looking for horny meets"
"Damn that's horny"
Obviously they were fucking horny or it wouldn't have happened |
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The “don’t mess her/them about” in verifications. Sound like absolute bell ends saying that. Cheese fest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight" men who've had more cock in their gub than I have 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Straight" men who've had more cock in their gub than I have
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Maybe you need to try everything once to know if you don't like it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not debating that at all - I'm a big bi lassie here, just mean when they fib they are 100% straight dont get it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not debating that at all - I'm a big bi lassie here, just mean when they fib they are 100% straight dont get it"
Got ye .
Telling porkies about being partial to the pork sword. Just daft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pork sword .. |
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By *nverMan
over a year ago
....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun |
What's all this bollocks about being "professional"? That sort of pretentious shite really boils my pish.
Seriously, who gives a fuck if you're a lawyer, a rat catcher or a binman?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's all this bollocks about being "professional"? That sort of pretentious shite really boils my pish.
Seriously, who gives a fuck if you're a lawyer, a rat catcher or a binman?
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You're awfy wound up for 7.40 on a Friday morning |
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By *nverMan
over a year ago
....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun |
"What's all this bollocks about being "professional"? That sort of pretentious shite really boils my pish.
Seriously, who gives a fuck if you're a lawyer, a rat catcher or a binman?
You're awfy wound up for 7.40 on a Friday morning "
I'm sure you could calm me down, Muff dearest  |
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